User:NEVER GOON

we're so fucking back chuds

Greetings, faggots and faggettes. the name is NEVER GOON. You could just call me Jackson.

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This user joined ED 4 months ago. (05/19/2024) This user is an EDitor. This user is a recent changes patroller. This user does it for free. This nigga has Assburgers' syndrome. This user is a HECKIN' HATEFUL CHUD!

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Total Gooner Death (TGD)

Kill gooners. Behead gooners. Roundhouse kick a gooner into the concrete. Slam dunk a gooner baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy gooners. Defecate in a gooners food. Launch gooners into the sun. Stir fry gooners in a wok. Toss gooners into active volcanoes. Urinate into a gooner's gas tank. Judo throw gooners into a wood chipper. Twist gooners' heads off. Report gooners to the IRS. Karate chop gooners in half. Curb stomp pregnant gooner gooners. Trap gooners in quicksand. Crush gooners in the trash compactor. Liquefy gooners in a vat of acid. Eat gooners. Dissect gooners. Exterminate gooners in the gas chamber. Stomp gooner skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate gooners in the oven. Lobotomize gooners. Mandatory abortions for gooners. Grind gooner fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown gooners in fried chicken grease. Vaporize gooners with a ray gun. Kick old gooners down the stairs. Feed gooners to alligators. Slice gooners with a katana. Put a bomb in a gooner's mouth. Throw knives at gooners. Inflate gooners until they pop. Send gooners into a goonerhole. Castrate gooners. Feed gooners poisoned food. Force gooners to walk the plank. Push gooners into a pit. Kneel on a gooner's neck. Curse gooners with a spell. Stuff gooner babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten gooners with a tank. Pop a gooner's car tire. Strike gooner children with a ruler. Make gooners swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a gooner's limbs. Airdrop gooners into Antarctica. Throw gooners off the boat. Pressurize gooners into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a gooner's ass. Falcon-punch a gooner in the face. Make gooners into fiction. Blow gooners heads off with grenade launchers. Blow gooners brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock gooners in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail gooners to a cross and stab them. Run over gooners with a tank feet-first. Crush gooners with a press. Attack gooners with acid. Boil gooners in a pan. Lock gooners inside a brazen bull. 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Load a gooner into a cannon and shoot the gooner at a concrete wall. Keel Haul gooners under a galleon. Disembowel gooners with a bayonet. Strap a gooner to a cruise missile and launch it at a gooner neighborhood. Drop gooners into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter gooners. Lure gooners in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a gooner to learn calculus, then kill the gooner anyway. Atomize gooners with a powerfist. Throw gooners into vats full of FEV virus. Choke gooners with barbed wire. Throw pianos at gooners from 40-story buildings. Throw gooners at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze gooners in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie gooners to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot gooners with syringe guns. Defecate on gooner food stamps. Make gooners pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire gooners into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on gooners then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate gooners with depleted uranium. Launch a gooner with a trebuchet. Send a gooner exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a gooner as a crash test dummy. Tie gooners onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a gooner. Trample gooners. Bury gooners alive. Play bowling with gooners heads as pins. Grate gooners with a cheese grater. Get gooners stuck in an elevator. Spray a gooners toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a gooner directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a gooners parachute. Sabotage a gooners bungee. Trap a gooner under ice. Force a gooner to work and support a family of 5. Force gooners into gladiatorial combat. Send gooners back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a gooners room. Put gooners on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a gooners organs. Waterboard gooners with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay gooners. Tie gooners to train tracks. Put laxatives in their kool-aid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on gooners. Gibbet gooners. Tie a lightning rod to a gooners head during a storm. Lure gooners into suicide pods. Bury gooners neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending gooners to it. Stir gooners into cement. Squeeze gooners through a chain link fence. Hack gooners socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a gooner. Microwave a gooners head. Suck a gooner into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a gooners basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby gooner in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash gooners gooner skin. Play games with gooners jigsaw style. Trim a gooners nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a gooner to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a gooner in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a gooners bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a gooner and serve nigga patties to other gooners. Feed a gooner viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a gooners dildo. Stone gooners. Tranquilize gooners and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from gooners. Throw a gooner down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to gooners. Pimp-slap gooners into airplane turbines. Displace gooners in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a gooner a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on gooners at maximum voltage. Give gooners sentient brain parasites. Give gooners over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave gooners out for vultures. Drive a gooner into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a gooner. Strap gooners on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap gooners to a judas cradle.