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{{achtung|THE TIN FOIL HATS ARE SAYING THAT CROOKS IS PART OF A REPUBLICAN CONSPIRACY TO GET TRUMP RE-ELECTED}}
{{Conspiracy}}
{{withjews|[[Assassin's Creed]]}}
{{quote|July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds|Tommy, getting canned after one episode}}
 
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Thomas Matthew Crooks'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 20, 2003}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|July 13, 2024 (aged 20)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Fail|Killed by secret service.]]}}
{{Ibend}}
 
[[File:Thomas Matthew Crooks Big Forhead.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|Admit it girls, you would ride his tater tot.]]
 
Inept and a complete [[Retard|fuck-up as an assassin]], the [[Pennsylvania|Appalachian love child]] '''Thomas Matthew Crooks'''{{jew}} (a.k.a. '''[[JFK|Ree Tardy Oswald]]''') obviously played one too many games of [https://www.ubisoft.com/en-us/game/ghost-recon/breakpoint Ghost Recon Breakpoint] rather than going to shoot at the range and learning to factor in conditions such as wind, or just [[fuck]]ing learning to shoot, because he completely missed [[The Donald|his target]] who was a little more than 120 meters from him. (For the [[Americans]] and [[Asperger|aspie retards]] reading this - who haven't had any experiences further than their own front lawn because they're not allowed to cross the street - that's a little more than a [[Handegg|football]] field and is approximately equivalent to hitting a paper plate at the opposite end of a football field.)
 
Now before you go running to the [[FBI]] to try and get us [[Party Van]]ned,  <b>WE DO NOT CONDONE THIS!</b>  [[Lulz|What's tickling our funny bone]] is that Thomas Matthew Crooks is what happens when that quiet, [[nerd]]y, and needy kid who walks through [[School|high school]] invisible and can't even get the attention of a [[bully]], grows up to live in his parents' [[basement]] and is constantly reminded by [[Your Mom|mommy]] and [[Your Dad|daddy]] that he is a [[You|complete failure]] of a man.  While his parents compare his life to what they had achieved by his age, he just wakes up one day and says [[Fuck|"Fuck it!"]] and gives up on life.  Having accomplished nothing of importance, he decides to go down having done [[Assassination|one monumental event that gets him noticed]].
 
== The Shooting ==
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[[File:Trump shooting secret service.jpg|right|250px]]
 
[[File:CoreyComperatore.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The only rally attendee who was pwned.]]
 
For some reason, [[Fag|Thomas Matthew Crooks's]] father, despite being a licensed counselor in the [[Incest|incestuous]] state of [[Pennsylvania]], saw no reason what-so-ever to question buying his [[Masturbation|chronically masturbating]], hands rubbing, and talking to himself son a wonderful, [[USA|American]] made [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] rifle with the excuse that it'd be used at the Clairton Sportsmen’s Club in greater [[Pittsburgh]], two months before the [[Trump|attempted assassination]] of our future god-emperor [[Donald Trump]].
 
While Trump was showing his supporters a chart, Thomas Matthew Crooks fired a shot that [[Mexico|illegally crossed into the rally]], striking former god-emperor Trump in the ear just as he turned his head. As expected, after hearing the shot, the [[Government|Secret Service]], ready to take a bullet for our former President, surrounded [[Trump]] and quickly led him from the stage to safety.
 
What had some officials' [[Pantyshot|panties]] in a bunch was that this assassination attempt was even allowed to happen.  Both [[Republican]]s and [[Leftard|Democrats]] agree that there was some fault in security that allowed a [[Insane|crazy-ass]] shooter to get within 120 meters of the former [[President]] with a weapon and fire 8 shots.
 
Homeland Security Secretary [[Spic|Alejandro N. Mayorkas]] called the attempted assassination a “failure”, and in reality, every officer there will have their [[Cell Phone|smart phones]] quietly confiscated to see who was playing [[Angry Birds]] when they should have been protecting a [[President|Presidential Candidate]].
 
Trying to make the assassination attempt on [[Trump]] all about himself, President Joe Biden was quoted as saying, "Jill and I are grateful to the Secret Service for getting him to safety. There's no place for this kind of violence in America. We must unite as one nation to condemn it."
 
After the shooting, it was revealed that [https://nypost.com/2024/07/19/us-news/trump-shooter-thomas-matthew-crooks-last-online-search-was-for-porn/ Thomas' last online search was for porn], raising his shot count to 11 (EDiots are currently using a [[Ouija Board]] to figure out what he was cocking his other rifle to).
 
He was also discovered to have made [[Gay|searches for Ethan Crumbley]], explosive-building instructions, the date of the Democratic National Convention, and [[Depression|major depressive disorder]]. With his lack of a manifesto and extreme political views, he likely [[Centrist|didn't care which political side he hurt]] as long as he went down in history.
 
=== Gallery ===
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File:NOBODY SEES ME LOL.jpg|'''GET'''
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File:CrooksDed1.jpg|Skill issue tbh
File:CrooksDed2.jpg|"Huh, he's white"
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crooks1.jpg|Top 10 photos taken minutes before disaster
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File:Bullet physics.jpg
File:CoreyRekt.jpg|Shot the wrong guy dumbass
File:Corey's brainz.jpg|Pwnt
File:NeoTrump.jpg|What really happened
File:BulletStill.jpg|Tis but a scratch
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== The Man - The Failure: Thomas Matthew Crooks ==
[[File:Thomas Crooks diploma.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Getting the [[Derp|derploma]]]]
[[File:TOMMY BTFO.gif|right|thumb|GET GOOD]]
 
Thomas Matthew Crooks enters our page with a [[High Score]] lower than that of [[William Atchison|one of the most utterly complete failures in life]] - a [[Nazi|white supremacist]] living a lonely, [[horny]], [[autistic]], and angry fucktard lifestyle who named himself [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] and would have aborted his pathetic attempt at a killing spree if a specific type of [[Woman|girl]] (blonde, white and blue eyed) said that she wanted to play [[Sex|bump-bump]] with him. 
[[Dying alone]], [[Loser|Thomas Matthew Crooks]] could be said to have lived the same life as [[William Atchison]], as they both [[Death|died]] lying face down with a bullet hole in their heads. 
 
People that were aware of him described him as a recluse who only came out to walk around their neighborhood wearing headphones and interacting with no one. Others said that the only time you really saw someone outside his house for an extended period of time was when the [[House|lawn]] needed mowing.
 
Unlike 99% of [[Zoomers]] his age, Thomas had little known social media presence, with only an inactive [[Discord]] account that was [[Delete fucking everything|BALEETED]]!!! upon discovery. Instead of arguing about politics online, he spent his time on the computer gayming, learning to code, and playing [[chess]].
 
Proudly graduating from Bethel Park High School in 2022, his peers described him as quiet, friendly, and a [[Nerd|good student]], unlike one of those silent, [[Lolumbine|trenchcoat]]-wearing school shooters. No one imagined he was capable of even thinking about killing the former President.
Kylie Katilius, who lived up the street from Thomas, called him a danger and a threat on the shooting range when he tried out for his [[School shooting|high school shooting team]]. She was quoted as saying, "If he was on lane seven, he was shooting all the way over on lane one. Mistakes happen, but full on shooting a different wall, he had to be doing something big wrong." The school denied Thomas ever tried out for the team.
 
Kylie Katilus said that the shooting coach was infuriated by Thomas' lack of [[gun]] safety, and he would never be allowed on the team until he could show a minimal amount understanding of gun safety.
 
Julianna Grooms tells a different story, saying that Crooks was the target of bullies who nicknamed him "The School Shooter" and found it easy to make fun of him for his [[Kittens|poor hygiene]], because like most [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] shirt-wearing [[brony]] [[Asperger's Syndrome|aspies]], he thought that showering in [[When You're Chill With Everyone|Ass Body Spray]] would hide his stench and get him the girls.
 
After graduating [[School|high school]], and unlike so many of the people populating our [[High Score]] list, Thomas actually tried to better himself. He spent two years getting an Associate's Degree in Engineering Science from Alleghany County Community College, unaware that if you didn't have a diploma with a name at the top such as [[OSU]], [[Penn State Scandal|Penn State]], or [[Texas|Texas A & M]], you might as well be holding [[Toilet Paper Hoarding|a piece of freshly used toilet paper]] in your hand.
 
Much like so many with a useless community college or online degree, Thomas was able to pass a background check and find himself a minimum wage job that had him working at low pay for Bethel Park Skilled Nursing and Rehabilitation Center. His duties included handing out meals, cleaning up [[shit]] that the loose bowels of old people leave on the floor for him to clean up, or having to change the sheets and clothes of someone with a weak bladder that refuses a catheter because it means that they can't move around.
 
{{Quote|Trump didn't survive the attempt on his life because of divine intervention. He survived because a virgin couldn't hit the fattest president since Taft. And again, make no mistake, I'm glad he couldn't, but Trump is alive because he's the single luckiest motherf–ker who ever lived.|Bill Maher}}
 
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== Critical Acclaim ==
 
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|<youtube>GAnvLjavON0</youtube>'''Free advertising, [[amirite?]]'''</center>
|<youtube>YL9apblSQ-s</youtube>'''[[LOLWUT|This guy's Canadian btw]]'''</center>
|[[File:Jake Paul watches the shooting.mp4|700px]]<br/ >'''[[Jake Paul]] reaction video'''</center>
|[[File:Totally real footage of the trump shooting.mp4|700px]]<br/ >'''A faithful reenactment'''</center>
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<center><big>'''You've seen the mugshot merch, now get ready for...'''</big></center>
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== The Famous Photograph ==
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{{quote|I knew immediately that something was wrong in that I heard a whizzing sound, shots, and immediately felt the bullet ripping through the skin|[[Trump|Soon To be elected God Emperor Trump]]}}
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<center><big>'''Meme Spin-offs:'''</big></center>
 
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File:TrumpWojak.png|''Are [[you]] sure that it's over?'' Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that '''IT'S JUST GETTING STARTED'''.
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This picture got so famous, it even has a {{Wikilink|Trump_raised-fist_photographs|Wikipedia}} page.
 
== The Conspiracy ==
Probably the most amusing and believed story that still has people building scripts about the [[USA|U.S. Government]] and [[Israel]] wanting Trump dead was created on [[4Chan]] by an [[Anonymous]] poster who claimed that his superiors refused to give him the green light to [[Kill|Take The Shot]] despite him having the potential assassin in his sights for over 3 minutes.
 
{{Quote|My name is Jonathan Willis, I’m the officer in the famous photo of the two snipers on the roof at Trump’s rally. I came here to inform the public that I had the assassin in my sights for at least 3 minutes, but the head of the secret service refused to give the order to take out the perp. 100% the top brass prevented me from killing the assassin before he took the shots at president Trump|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474066576/ Original /pol/ thread]}}
 
[[File:Trump ear shot.jpg|right|250px]]
[[File:Trump h8er n twitter.jpg|right|250px]]
 
The [[Tinfoil hats]] have another theory that includes brain washing and [[CIA]] funded [[MK ULTRA]] behavioral cues that existed on the [[Internets]].
 
They claim that the CIA programed people as early as 2016 to assassinate President Trump. Their job was to take him out during his second term and the trained behavior was reinforced with posts from [[Los Angeles|Celebrities]] like [[Tara Strong]] and [[Islam|Whoopi Goldburg]] who posted everyday that someone should save [[America]] by assassinating President Trump.
 
Because President Trump chose to not serve a second term in [[2020]], the [[Leftard|far left's]] plans had to be scrapped.
 
Seeing that Sleepy Joe wasn't doing well in the polls and was quickly losing trust with the voters because of his overtly senile actions, the far left triggered their '''''"Manchurian Candidate"''''' plan to kill Trump while he was on the Campaign Trail so he couldn't be elected in [[2024]].
 
This [[Conspiracy Theory]] is much like [[JFK]]'s with people claiming that the eight shots fired could be heard from different directions and more than one shooter being seen.
 
The [[Tinfoil hats]] claim that shooting Trump's ear was to serve as a warning for him.  The [[Tinfoil hats]] claim that it was to show Trump that they can kill him no matter where he is.
 
=== Was Crooks the <i>Real</i> Shooter? ===
 
{{center|<gallery perrow="6">
File:MarkViolets.jpg|Within minutes of the shooting, [[4chan|reliable sources]] believed this greasy [[Italian|pastafag]] named '''Mark Violets''' to be the [[Antifa]]-aligned shooter
File:Maxwell Yearick.png|[[Some argue]] that the shooter more closely resembles a notorious anti-Trump protester by the name of '''Maxwell Yearick'''
File:It wasn't either one.png|4chan's analysis
File:NotCrooks.mp4|The spergy faggot in this video has also been purported to being Crooks, but it was later found out to just be a [[typical]] [[Arizona]] man - {{archive|rCVj4|source}}
File:TMC20yearoldwhiteman.mp4|In the heat of the confusion, an [[IRL troll]] on [[X]] (formerly known as Twitter) known as '''jewgazing''' made a few lulzy troll posts pretending to be our protagonist
File:TMC20yearoldwhiteman.jpg|Another jewgazing photo
File:NotCrooks2.jpg|jewgazing again
File:FemboyCrooks.jpg|Possible tranny?
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== Recreation of the shooting ==
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== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|1|[[Collateral damage|Only killed 1 Trump supporter and injured 2 others]] alongside Trump himself|10|[[Trickshotting|Shot Trump in the ear of all places]]|20|"Fuck [[mass shootings]], [[Epic|I'm gonna kill the president]]."|20|[[EPIC WIN|INTERNATIONAL NOTORIETY WITHIN MINUTES]]|20|Outsmarted the fucking [[SS|Secret Service]]|71|C-|One inch away from starting the [[WW3|Second American Civil War]]}}
 
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[[File:ThomasMatthewCrooksDead.jpg|center|thumb|700px|<center><big><big>[[GTA|'''WASTED'''</big></big></center>]]]]
 
== See Also ==
*[[Assault Rifle]]
*[[Bullet to the Head of the NRA]] - ED original videogame
*[[Conspiracy Theory]]
*[[Gun]]s
*[[Headshot]]
*[[John F. Kennedy]] - Both had a single gunman but the tin foil hats claim that both have a great conspiracy attached to them.
 
== External Links ==
* [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''
** {{Wikilink|Thomas_Matthew_Crooks|Thomas Matthew Crooks}}
** {{Wikilink|Attempted_assassination_of_Donald_Trump|Attempted assassination of Donald Trump}}
* {{EDF|thread|2585|Thread}} on [[EDF6|EDF6.9]] - {{wayback|https://forums.encyclopediadramatica.gay/threads/donald-trump-gets-shot-right-in-his-ear.2585/|20240720083953}}
* [[File:WikinetPro logo.png|20px]] [https://wikinet.pro/wiki/Thomas_Matthew_Crooks '''As seen on Brazilian ED'''] '''[[Brazilian_Anonymous_culture#Wikinet|(Wikinet)]]''' - {{archive|yHOYI}}
* [[File:Wpd.tv logo.jpg|20px]] '''[[Watchpeopledie.tv]] threads'''
** [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/193747/megathreadmagathread-donald-trumps-ear-grazed-during Shooting MAGAthread] - {{archive|2SEmt}} {{wayback|https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/193747/megathreadmagathread-donald-trumps-ear-grazed-during|20240718120746}}
** [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/aftermath/post/194077/photovideoinfo-dump-on-thomas-matthew-crooks Thomas Crooks media thread] - {{archive|tyDMw}}
** [https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/194229/things-weve-learned-about-the-trump Thomas Crooks new info thread] - {{archive|GF13y}}
* [[File:4chan logo 1.png|20px]] '''/ASLG/ [[pol/|/pol/]] threads:''' [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474405685/ Initial], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474457601/ 1], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474485422/ 2], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474500159/ 3], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474515688/ 4], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474536305/ 5], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474566129/ 6], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474596868/ 7], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474610426/ 8], [https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474633734/ 9]
** [[Media:Screencapture-boards-4chan-org-pol-catalog-2024-07-13-19 14 02.png|The state of /pol/ exactly one hour after the shooting]]
* [https://trumplived.com/ '''trumplived.com'''] - {{archive|XQYK9}}
 
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