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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|February 6, 2009}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[American]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[USA]], [[Ireland]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|[[White devil]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|[[Female]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases'''|<small>Ice, Willow, licewillow9000pounds </small>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|<small>Throwing tantrums on [[Discord]], simping over Popee the Performer</small>}}
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{{quote|I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, IF ANY OF YOU NIGGER CUNTS ADD ME BACK, I AM GOING TO GET VIENNA TO DOX ALL OF YOU!|Willow, trying (but failing miserably) to intimidate her "haters"}}
 
'''Megan Maraj''' (more commonly known as '''icewillow9''' or '''ItzDarknessKumi''') is a former [[Vyond|GoAnimator]] turned "Gachatuber", [[Fat|morbidly obese]], [[racist]], terminally online, Popee the Performer obsessed [[retard]] who has somehow amassed over 14,000 subscribers on her [https://www.youtube.com/@ItzDarknessKumi shitty YouTube channel]. Over the course of Willow's infamous internet journey, she has slowly, but surely, revealed herself to be the delusional womanchild that she is.
 
==Faking her race==
In an attempt to justify the fact that she angrily types out the hard r in all caps and spams it at black people during her hissy fits, Willow lied about her race, falsely claiming that she's half-[[Niggers|black]] despite the fact that her ogre-esque face, which she has sent pictures of to a bunch of likely disgusted people, clearly shows that she's white. If that wasn't enough evidence, Willow has also flat out ''admitted'' to being white.
[[File:Whitey.jpg|240px|thumb|center|[[Cracker|Willow]] accidentally reveals the truth.]]
 
==Popee the Performer==
[[File:Poisntreal.jpg|thumb|right|220px|And this, folks, is why you don't allow babies to jump headfirst down a flight of stairs.]]
To get the elephant (one who's weight still isn't even a 1000th of Willow's) out of the room, Willow has an extremely unhealthy in[[I See What You Did There|fat]]<nowiki>uation</nowiki> with a [[Animu|Japanese CGI animated series]] titled Popee the Performer, a cartoon starring the titular [[faggot]] and showcasing his misadventures that nobody besides Willow gives a shit about. She throws humongous temper tantrums whenever somebody makes fun of her precious Popee, has randomly spammed pictures of Popee while people were having unrelated conversations in GCs, begged people to draw art depicting her and Popee hugging and kissing, berates anyone who doesn't worship Popee on a golden shrine, and worst of all, '''she delusionally believes that Popee is real'''.
 
==Harassment and doxxing==
[[File:Getthemintoamentalinstitution.png|thumb|left|220px|Willow doxxing a 12-year-old (Pinky) just because she rightfully bashed Willow.]]
"Harassment" and "[[doxxing]]" are words that Willow knows all too well. She has harassed and attempted to dox her former friends, her former [[Online dating|online boyfriends]] (who might just be more retarded than she is due to the fact that they willingly dated her), and so much more. For example, after a former friend of Willow's by the name of Maurice had enough with her antics, he stopped being friends with her. Rather than accept the fact that her retarded behavior caused him to stop being friends with her, Willow harassed him nonstop until he eventually caved in and reluctantly friended her again (luckily, he later wisened up and blocked Willow for good). Another example of this is the fact that Willow has been constantly harassing her former friend Chockis along with her sister (both of whom want nothing to do with her) for over half a year by having her delusional fans DM them, beg them to friend Willow again, and add them into GCs with Willow. Willow begs Chockis to be her friend again, yet when Chockis rightfully told her to fuck off, she told Chockis, a 15-year-old, to go have sex with her aforementioned sister, who had just turned 13 '''a day prior to Willow saying that'''. Looks like Willow's fatass has been shoving [[EDP445|cupcakes]] down her overstretched gullet along with every other food item imaginable. Just a ''few days'' after saying that, Willow got someone to add Chockis and her sister into a GC, where she, once again, begged them to be friends with her.
 
Willow's obsession with trying to get anyone who criticized her doxxed was only exemplified when she got rightfully exposed for her actions and decided to join HXR, a laughable Discord "clan" founded by Vienna/Robert (someone who's interested in some [[Foot fetish|strange stuff]] and who Willow was formerly dating) filled with retards who make themselves out to be scary hackers but are as intimidating as the [[Chikins|KFC bucket]] that's been sitting on the counter gathering dust for several months. After Willow got called out for being the manipulative yet retarded fat fuck that she is, she resorted to trying to dox every single person who dared to criticize her, and she successfully doxxed a '''12-year-old girl'''.
 
The doxxing doesn't stop there, as Willow, along with her fuckbuddy [[Kenny Animate]], attempted to dox Skamkz solely because he ''mocked her''. And no, Willow [[Liar|didn't actually self-harm]] like she claims she did in one of these screenshots, she just ''drew on her finger with a red marker'' and acted like she cut herself to try and garner sympathy.
[[File:Truthice.jpg|thumb|center|220px|Such a valid reason to try and dox someone!]] [[File:Iiicefatass1.jpeg|thumb|center|220px]] [[File:Iiicefatass2.jpeg|thumb|center|220px]]
 
==Willow's hall of cringe==
'''Note:''' "not here..." and "..." are both Willow.
'''WARNING:''' The screenshots below may cause the irreversible murder of all your brain cells, view these at your own risk.
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Popee1.png|Fuck
Popee2.jpeg|Popee
Popee3.jpeg|The
Popee4.jpeg|Performer
Popee5.png|This is coming from the person who was legitimately pulled out of middle school and put into homeschooling by her regretful parents because she couldn't handle other kids [[Bullying|insulting]] her.
Popee6.png|
Popee7.png|
Popee8.jpg|You don't just randomly stumble upon these pictures; Willow was actively searching for this.
Popee9.png|Tow mater PFP!
Popee10.png|
Popee11.png|ice time and place
Popee12.jpeg|
Popee13.png|Someone said Popee the Performer sucks!
Popee14.jpg|Lies from the tablecloth.
</gallery>
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