User:The PolishPrince/CollabVM

CollabVM is a scary look into the Internets' future of what will become when Millennials and Generation Z, build up enough stamina to get off their Rascal Scooters, take it over and put their intellectually starved brains to work and decide that the internets should echo the life lessons that they gleamed from Teletubbies, MLP and Lego movies into an example of what can be if everyone works together.

Their goal is a Safe Place, electronic Hugbox that warns users accessing the site that any and all fun will not be tolerated, if you hurt someone's feelings you will be thrown out and the site, Itself, is an internt cop that is set to autoban people that try to access the site with mean cookies in their history like Encyclopedia Dramatica

So, this has to be a good site, Yes? Fuck No! It's basically a Kindergarten, or a communist Re-education class of how to learn how to get along by sharing where users take turns by controlling a Virtual Machine for 18 seconds each turn.

We know, after that exciting description you're willing to stand in a line for 8 hours, like Your Mom, ruining your Thanksgiving, because she has to get to Wal-Mart at 2 in the afternoon so she can get that $15 dollar, Black Friday, flat screen Tv that will break after 3 hours of use.