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| [[Image:Familycircusjew.jpg|thumb|right|180px|The original comic is known for its heart-warming truths.]] | | #REDIRECT [[The Family Circus]] |
| '''The Family Circus''' (originally called ''The Family Circle'' until the magazine - a publication old grannies used to masturbate to while dreaming of a time when men wanted to [[fuck]] them - sued and forced the name change) is a comic panel arriving in a newspaper near you. The strip is inked/colored by his son Jeff, whose lobotomy stitches haven't fully healed yet. The real truth was that Keane beat his kids like every other parent did back in the days because if he didn't, they'd probably turn out like [[Chris Chan]] or [[Nevada-tan]].
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| Despite disproving of the myths about the '''burbs and the nukes''', this strip is somehow still in print, and is about as milquetoast as [[Gary yourofsky|watered-down tofu]] by comparison.
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| Overall, the strip is completely [[unfunny]]. It's also published worldwide, which is probably why half the planet thinks [[Americunts]] still want to be [[redneck|cowboys]] and [[rape|child molesters]]. This strip is an even bigger pile of shit than '''For Better or Worse''', which highlights the boring life of a banal family in [[Canada]]. Good God.
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| =Dysfunctional Family Circus=
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| [[Image:Family_Circus_FAGGOTRY.jpg|thumb|left|180px|Faggotry.]]
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| '''The Dysfunctional Family Circus''' is a series of parodies of ''The Family Circus''. All deal with current, necessary subjects as [[incest]], [[om nom nom nom|cannibalism]], [[pedophilia]], [[bestiality]], [[Satanism]], [[rape]] and ritual murder. All are important. Naturally, this goes against what the [[batshit insane|strip creator]] was trying to say, but he seems to be completely oblivious to all of this.
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| The best version was run by Greg Galcik from 1994 to 1999. Galcik's featured original Keane art without captions and allowed DFC fans to suggest their own captions, especially captions that revealed their own tortured childhoods. From these Galcik (and several other editors, some of whom are major [[Wikipedos]] in their own right) selected the best ones for internet archive, because they hold the power. Overall, they are perfect for a good family read.
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| In 1999, Galcik got a cease-and-decist-or-we'll-fuck-you-up letter from '''King Features Syndicate''', the distributors of ''Family Circus'', demanding that he cease his DFC efforts. While Galcik had a good case under parody protections, after a phone call where he and Keane got [[gay|to know each other better]], Galcik [[trolls remorse|chickened out]] and [[blanking in progress|dropped]] the DFC after Keane let him complete his 500th DFC. Much to the chagrin of Keane and Galcik, numerous archives of Galcik's DFC and the earlier works can be found all over the World Wide Web. Booyah.
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|Gallery|Comic Gallery|center|<gallery>
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| Image: Notthefamilycircus.rope.jpg|Ripped from the headlines!
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| Image:Notthefamilycircus.pynch.jpg|Erudite!
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| Image:Family Circus 1.JPG|Nietzsche
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| Image:Family Circus 2.JPG|Insightful
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| Image:Family Circus 3.JPG|Witty
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| Image:Family Circus 4.JPG|Heart warming
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| Image:Family Circus 5.JPG|Endearing
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| Image:Family Circus 6.JPG|Charming
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Family Circus 7.JPG|Innocent
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| Image:Family Circus 8.JPG|Comforting
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| Image:Family Circus 9.JPG|Keeping to the Faith
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| Image:Family Circus 10.JPG|Family values
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| Image:Family Circus 11.JPG|Hearkening back to a simpler time
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| Image:Family Circus 12.JPG|Straight to the point
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| Image:DysFamCir35.jpg|Dysfunctional
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| Image:Familycircuspedo.jpg|Pedophilia, keepin' it in the family since 1982
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| Image:Trippin.gif|Who isn't?
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| Image:Pokemonwrong.gif|Educational television
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| Image:Billy almost aborted.gif|Origins
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| Image:Billy and Bananas.gif|Nutrition
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| Image:Family Circus did wtc.jpg|Family Circus did [[9/11|WTC!]]
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| Image:Billy being retarded.jpg
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| Image:Family circus catch.gif|[[Incest|Father/son relationship]]
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| Image:Family circus sex education.gif|The truth about [[Pregnant|pregnancy]]
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| Image:Family Circus Aids.jpg|Dogs
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| Image:Family Circus incredible hulk.gif|Punishment
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| Image:Repost.png|Billy lays down the law
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| </gallery>|}}
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| {{clear}}
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Dilbert hole]]
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| * [[Garfield]]
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| * [[unfunny]]
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| ==External Links==
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| * [http://dfc.furr.org/ The Free-Floating Dysfunctional Family Circus Archive]
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| * [http://www.zompist.com/dfcguide.shtml Horselover Fat's Inside Guide to the DFC]
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| * [http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/ The Nietzsche Family Circus generator]
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| * [http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/gallery/gallery.php?x=26 Dysfunctional Family Circus]
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| * [http://www.angelfire.com/wa/trondog/dfc.html A teenager's lame attempt at DFC]
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| * [http://www.theotherfamily.com/ More awesome sex.]
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| {{Comic Books}}
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| {{stub}}
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