Joe Firmage

Jailbait Photo of UFO Abduction victim Joe Firmage after a long night of going down on some guys sewer spout.

Joe Firmage is a failed entrepreneur, feces eater, gay, and Alien Abduction Victim and UFO Crackpot. He is well known for claiming to have been visited by space aliens in his bedroom who then "zapped" him with a ball of blue glowing energy, experimented on him, then sexually abused him. He is also known for blowing millions of dollars on UFO research, and for which he claims he was under mind control of space aliens, which turned him gay.