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{{deviantart|Johaan-N}} (also known as his alternate title “Kique7”) is a 24-year old GSD obsessed | {{deviantart|Johaan-N}} (also known as his alternate title “Kique7”) is a 24-year old GSD obsessed artist most noted for his comic [[shit|artwork]] on the cancerous site [[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]], where he takes extensive time to draw [https://i.imgsafe.org/e03ec9ed73.png dog sheaths in the finest detail] no matter [https://i.imgsafe.org/e05f3edf8e.png what angle the dog is in] ([https://i.imgsafe.org/e0d950631f.png no matter what]), throwing [[bawww|bitchfits]] when people don’t give [[asspat|asspats]] to his dull style lacking ‘dogs(they’re not wolves guys!)’, and blocking or sassing any comment that isn't hero worshiping his substandard artwork. Spending up to 24 hours a day drawing dog shlongs, Johaan-N has recently opened his own Patreon, where you can spend $15 of your parent’s hard earned cash to see exclusive comic pages of dogs having seizures while fucking instead of the art and comics of better artists who charge for much less. | ||
An immature manchild, Johaan-N has the attitude of a 12-year-old [[furfag|kiddo]] because his comic is HIS ENTIRE LIFE. Seriously, the guy never leaves his house. Having decided his comic is his end all goal in life and ‘will continue forever’, Johaan-N will throw hissy fits at anyone who [[constructive_criticism|critiques]] or questions the comic, despite the numerous plot holes and overall sloppy "writing". His girlfriend Meg-07 has to talk him down each time, though her own identity is questioned due to their consistent matching pattern of typing and lack of evidence of her existence. She's a mysterious creature and tends to appear only when the god himself feels threatened. From 2015 to January 2017, Johaan-N has refused to accept any critique. Instead, when he's not hiding such comments, or disabling the comment section for people agreeing, he's telling the commenter that they are wrong and don't know how to read his flawless comic. | |||
== Asmundr == | == Asmundr == | ||
If you were unfortunate enough to come across this comic on [[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]], you'd notice that it is a cesspool of [http://fav.me/d7ei2gq terrible anatomy] (and look at that pup's reaction to her father being mauled before her eyes!), [http://fav.me/d7awp8g | If you were unfortunate enough to come across this comic on [[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]], you'd notice that it is a cesspool of [http://fav.me/d7ei2gq terrible anatomy] (and look at that pup's reaction to her father being mauled before her eyes!), obvious [http://fav.me/d7awp8g tracing], multiple [http://fav.me/d95cw48 dropped plot-lines] (the mystery meat's effects and ghost wolf's visit are never given explanation), inconsistencies, shitty panels lacking any dynamic poses, perspectives or angles, complete refusal to [http://i.imgur.com/oiWSgY0.jpg grasp the 180 rule] (he even says so [http://i.imgur.com/1jY2i69.png right here]), clear copying of [http://fav.me/d90n61s realistic dog breeds] and then plastering his own breed name on them to copyright them ("Northern Rifle"? That's obviously a black German Shepherd), a lack of a clean or original style (though he magically had one [http://kique7.tumblr.com/post/97183780350away away from the shit comic and its pages (pay attention to the dates)] , awful attempts at [http://fav.me/d9hv1w9 sexy dog romance] with an embarrassing obsession with dogs making [http://fav.me/d9jgd7y "fuck me now" eyes at each other] (this comic should've been about anthros with all this cringy shit), a questionable fetish for [http://fav.me/d8gon6f rape and all antagonists being ''rapists''] (literally [http://fav.me/d9717v9 ''all of them'']), an obnoxious unrealistic use of dogs using Paleolithic human [http://fav.me/d7eope5 weapons] for no other reason other than to look cool (it's never explained how these ''realistic dogs'' tie knots, use tools that require opposable thumbs, or why they even bother), and sexist male superiority "writing" with every female character being a breeder, exposition girl, or damsel. For this, Johaan-N might claim he "can't connect with females" despite apparently connecting to fucking ''dogs'' just fine, and this excuse just shows his sexist mindset even more because according to that statement and his comic, he can only see females as damsels, love trophies, breeders, and exposition diarrhea. | ||
To top it all off, the comic ends with disgraceful, lazy and never explained [http://fav.me/d9re2qe sci-fi copouts] and [http://fav.me/d9ig8tb random alien antagonist] forces | To top it all off, the comic ends with disgraceful, lazy and never explained [http://fav.me/d9re2qe sci-fi copouts] and [http://fav.me/d9ig8tb random alien antagonist] forces shown once or twice and never seen again, explained or mentioned again. The list goes on and on but to save you the trouble of reading: Asmundr is an inconsistent, tasteless, dull, insulting bowl of porage oats that can only be enjoyed if you've never read good comics, share Johaan-N's obsession with DARPGs and German Shepherds, enjoy fapping to dogs seducing each other or German Shepherds doing that "sexy stud trotting", or you just like the magical concepts. Sadly though, the concepts that look exciting are turned to shit when they're no longer immediately convenient to the (lack of) plot and they're never actually developed. | ||
Sounds awful, but it gets worse. While Asmundr was finally ending, Johaan-N announced he was expecting a | Sounds awful, but it gets worse. While Asmundr was ''finally'' ending, Johaan-N announced he was expecting a sequel and he was going to take a break to work on it. Turns out he went into labor early, because he was popping out the next comic's pages in less than a few days. The everyman would expect the sequel comic to be better than the first, but no one was prepared for how much farther down the waste pits it really is. | ||
== Home == | == Home == | ||
While comic creators normally improve through time, Johaan-N proves to [[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]] that you don't have to improve to be successful. Just constantly pander to your rabid [ | While comic creators normally improve through time, Johaan-N proves to [[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]] that you don't have to improve to be successful. Just constantly pander to your rabid [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Shipping shipping] fans and you're in the clear. When Asmundr ended, Johaan-N decided to use the same rapid shitposting method Nickelodeon uses to keep Spongebob alive to get his sequel comic Home up and running. Home somehow managed to be worse than the comic before it and it proves that Johaan-N decided he was too good for writing, proofreading or editing any form of a script. If you thought that Home would provide for the lack of world building, relationship development, gender equality, consistency, and dynamic panels in Asmundr's "story", you thought fucking wrong. | ||
== Tracing == | |||
== Antagonists and Mental Illnesses == | |||
== GSD obsession == | |||
== Dropped Plotlines == | |||
== Rape Obsession & Gay Dog Sex == | |||
[[File:Rogiobreaksback.jpg|400px|center|Just Kill Me Now]] | |||
Having achieved [[patreon|patreon]] status from your parents' hard earned cash, you can now enjoy the numerous canine sex scenes Johaan-N spends hours trying to draw whilst [[masturbation|masturbating furiously]] (for only $15, what a steal!). But the cringeworthy sex scenes are not just available on his patreon, but in the comic itself. Johaan-N has an obsession with throwing in dogs raping each other, which while realistically dogs have sex with each other with no qualms because they're fucking dogs, Johaan-N has made it perfectly clear that the dogs in his comics are basically humans [[bestiality|trapped inside canine bodies]]. Meaning the rape is just that - rape. Every antagonist he creates has to be a rapist plagued with a mental illness of sorts (traits he takes from a wikipedia list on mental illnesses because, y'know, he is incapable of creating a villain without copy pasting an ailment onto them), all female characters are raped or otherwise abused in some form or another, due to his inability to relate to females other than by having them gangraped. Wonder what his girlfriend thinks of all this? | |||
== 180 Rule == | |||
== The Cringe Files == | == The Cringe Files == | ||
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File:Thatknot.png|Gay Dog Knot | File:Thatknot.png|Gay Dog Knot | ||
File:Feelsafebby.png|Muh Feels | File:Feelsafebby.png|Muh Feels | ||
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File:Thisishighschool.png|This is Highschool | File:Thisishighschool.png|This is Highschool | ||
File:Dabooty.png|Da Booty | File:Dabooty.png|Da Booty | ||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
== Honourable Mentions of Incidents == | |||
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== Inability to take Critique == | == Inability to take Critique == | ||
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Johaan-N is completely unable to take any critique, assuming he is the greatest artist to ever grace DeviantArt with his presence. Due to his entitled | Johaan-N is completely unable to take any critique, assuming he is the greatest artist to ever grace DeviantArt with his presence. Due to his entitled manbaby attitude, any comment even hinting at any critique is either ignored or [http://oi64.tinypic.com/fz90fm.jpg replied with pathetic excuses] to make up for his shit and pretend that the way you worded a critique is the perfect excuse to disregard anything you said. No matter how much effort you put into the critique or how polite it is overall he will hide the comment or type a rejection reply with an obnoxious attitude stating that he knows better than anyone else. The critiquer may even be silently and peacefully blocked - that is if his rabid [[furry|fans]] haven't shitpiled onto it because JOHAAN-N IS [[GOD|GOD]]. On SmackJeeves where the bitchy [[manchild|manchild]] is known as Kique7, he's been caught justifying his deletion of critique comments even when other people agreed the comment wasn't bad as he pretends it was, all while lying that he accepts constructive criticism. [https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/a/ac/Critiquereject2.jpg Oops!] | ||
When faced with multiple persons critiquing the same comic panel or page in question, Johaan-N will disable all comments or write a journal whining about how wrong they are and how they don't understand anything about his life - aka his comic. [http://i.imgur.com/1jY2i69.png He might even go on a "ban party" and proudly proclaim he doesn't give a shit about the most basic of things, like the 180 rule.] | |||
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Revision as of 10:43, 12 February 2017
Johaan-N (also known as his alternate title “Kique7”) is a 24-year old GSD obsessed artist most noted for his comic artwork on the cancerous site DeviantArt, where he takes extensive time to draw dog sheaths in the finest detail no matter what angle the dog is in (no matter what), throwing bitchfits when people don’t give asspats to his dull style lacking ‘dogs(they’re not wolves guys!)’, and blocking or sassing any comment that isn't hero worshiping his substandard artwork. Spending up to 24 hours a day drawing dog shlongs, Johaan-N has recently opened his own Patreon, where you can spend $15 of your parent’s hard earned cash to see exclusive comic pages of dogs having seizures while fucking instead of the art and comics of better artists who charge for much less.
An immature manchild, Johaan-N has the attitude of a 12-year-old kiddo because his comic is HIS ENTIRE LIFE. Seriously, the guy never leaves his house. Having decided his comic is his end all goal in life and ‘will continue forever’, Johaan-N will throw hissy fits at anyone who critiques or questions the comic, despite the numerous plot holes and overall sloppy "writing". His girlfriend Meg-07 has to talk him down each time, though her own identity is questioned due to their consistent matching pattern of typing and lack of evidence of her existence. She's a mysterious creature and tends to appear only when the god himself feels threatened. From 2015 to January 2017, Johaan-N has refused to accept any critique. Instead, when he's not hiding such comments, or disabling the comment section for people agreeing, he's telling the commenter that they are wrong and don't know how to read his flawless comic.
Asmundr
If you were unfortunate enough to come across this comic on DeviantArt, you'd notice that it is a cesspool of terrible anatomy (and look at that pup's reaction to her father being mauled before her eyes!), obvious tracing, multiple dropped plot-lines (the mystery meat's effects and ghost wolf's visit are never given explanation), inconsistencies, shitty panels lacking any dynamic poses, perspectives or angles, complete refusal to grasp the 180 rule (he even says so right here), clear copying of realistic dog breeds and then plastering his own breed name on them to copyright them ("Northern Rifle"? That's obviously a black German Shepherd), a lack of a clean or original style (though he magically had one away from the shit comic and its pages (pay attention to the dates) , awful attempts at sexy dog romance with an embarrassing obsession with dogs making "fuck me now" eyes at each other (this comic should've been about anthros with all this cringy shit), a questionable fetish for rape and all antagonists being rapists (literally all of them), an obnoxious unrealistic use of dogs using Paleolithic human weapons for no other reason other than to look cool (it's never explained how these realistic dogs tie knots, use tools that require opposable thumbs, or why they even bother), and sexist male superiority "writing" with every female character being a breeder, exposition girl, or damsel. For this, Johaan-N might claim he "can't connect with females" despite apparently connecting to fucking dogs just fine, and this excuse just shows his sexist mindset even more because according to that statement and his comic, he can only see females as damsels, love trophies, breeders, and exposition diarrhea.
To top it all off, the comic ends with disgraceful, lazy and never explained sci-fi copouts and random alien antagonist forces shown once or twice and never seen again, explained or mentioned again. The list goes on and on but to save you the trouble of reading: Asmundr is an inconsistent, tasteless, dull, insulting bowl of porage oats that can only be enjoyed if you've never read good comics, share Johaan-N's obsession with DARPGs and German Shepherds, enjoy fapping to dogs seducing each other or German Shepherds doing that "sexy stud trotting", or you just like the magical concepts. Sadly though, the concepts that look exciting are turned to shit when they're no longer immediately convenient to the (lack of) plot and they're never actually developed.
Sounds awful, but it gets worse. While Asmundr was finally ending, Johaan-N announced he was expecting a sequel and he was going to take a break to work on it. Turns out he went into labor early, because he was popping out the next comic's pages in less than a few days. The everyman would expect the sequel comic to be better than the first, but no one was prepared for how much farther down the waste pits it really is.
Home
While comic creators normally improve through time, Johaan-N proves to DeviantArt that you don't have to improve to be successful. Just constantly pander to your rabid shipping fans and you're in the clear. When Asmundr ended, Johaan-N decided to use the same rapid shitposting method Nickelodeon uses to keep Spongebob alive to get his sequel comic Home up and running. Home somehow managed to be worse than the comic before it and it proves that Johaan-N decided he was too good for writing, proofreading or editing any form of a script. If you thought that Home would provide for the lack of world building, relationship development, gender equality, consistency, and dynamic panels in Asmundr's "story", you thought fucking wrong.
Tracing
Antagonists and Mental Illnesses
GSD obsession
Dropped Plotlines
Rape Obsession & Gay Dog Sex
Having achieved patreon status from your parents' hard earned cash, you can now enjoy the numerous canine sex scenes Johaan-N spends hours trying to draw whilst masturbating furiously (for only $15, what a steal!). But the cringeworthy sex scenes are not just available on his patreon, but in the comic itself. Johaan-N has an obsession with throwing in dogs raping each other, which while realistically dogs have sex with each other with no qualms because they're fucking dogs, Johaan-N has made it perfectly clear that the dogs in his comics are basically humans trapped inside canine bodies. Meaning the rape is just that - rape. Every antagonist he creates has to be a rapist plagued with a mental illness of sorts (traits he takes from a wikipedia list on mental illnesses because, y'know, he is incapable of creating a villain without copy pasting an ailment onto them), all female characters are raped or otherwise abused in some form or another, due to his inability to relate to females other than by having them gangraped. Wonder what his girlfriend thinks of all this?
180 Rule
The Cringe Files
The following are parodies or minor edits to panels to emphasize the cringy shit quality of them. One of them isn't edited though. Can you even guess which one?
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Gay Dog Knot
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Muh Feels
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Makeout Sesh
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Secrets
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This is Highschool
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Da Booty
Honourable Mentions of Incidents
Inability to take Critique
Johaan-N is completely unable to take any critique, assuming he is the greatest artist to ever grace DeviantArt with his presence. Due to his entitled manbaby attitude, any comment even hinting at any critique is either ignored or replied with pathetic excuses to make up for his shit and pretend that the way you worded a critique is the perfect excuse to disregard anything you said. No matter how much effort you put into the critique or how polite it is overall he will hide the comment or type a rejection reply with an obnoxious attitude stating that he knows better than anyone else. The critiquer may even be silently and peacefully blocked - that is if his rabid fans haven't shitpiled onto it because JOHAAN-N IS GOD. On SmackJeeves where the bitchy manchild is known as Kique7, he's been caught justifying his deletion of critique comments even when other people agreed the comment wasn't bad as he pretends it was, all while lying that he accepts constructive criticism. Oops!
When faced with multiple persons critiquing the same comic panel or page in question, Johaan-N will disable all comments or write a journal whining about how wrong they are and how they don't understand anything about his life - aka his comic. He might even go on a "ban party" and proudly proclaim he doesn't give a shit about the most basic of things, like the 180 rule.
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