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:''This article is about the timeline of events in the year 2012. For other uses, see [[2012 (disambiguation)]].''
 
[[File:Implying memes implying 2012.jpg|200px|right]]
 
2012 was only notable for a few high profile instances of violence, and the re-election of Obongo. Not much else.
 
Need a recap of what happened [[2011|last year]]? We've got you covered.
 
==Dramatica Events from 2012==
 
===January===
 
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*[[Katawa Shoujo]] is released, [[a/|/a/]] proceeds to cream itself
:"Anal." (with a hint of lemon)
*[[Francesco Schettino|Captain sunk ship and killed at least 25 people]]
:He did it [[for the lulz]].
*Known Autist [[Pickbothmanlol]] discovered to be [[TOW]] user Fluttershy
:Much drama results in a new era of [[GNAA]] trolling of Wikipedia
*Brony fanfic site [[fimfiction.net]] compromised by Gayniggers
:[[:File:Fimfictiontwitter.png|YOU DAMN HACKERS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN RUIN MY WEEKEND DON'T YOU]]
*Yelling at Cats becomes temporarily relevant
*The [[SOPA]] blackout on January 18, 2012
{{clear}}
 
===February===
 
*[[Daniel Brandt]] loses the game
*[[Trayvon Martin|Some nigger]] got shot and every nigger in America spent the next several months chimping out.
*[[moot]] caves and adds a [[mlp/|pony board]] to [[4chan]]
*IrcHighway forced offline by the [[NCF]]
:Weeaboos return to [[Rizon]]
*''[[Kony 2012]]'' is released. Joseph Kony remains free.
 
===March===
 
[[File:Jason russell masturbated on cars before it was cool.jpg|right|185px]]
 
*Kony 2012 gets big from [[faggot|dipshit]] [[hipsters]] who think they're saving the world.
* [[Tomska]] Steals dead friend's fame
*Ermahgerd happens. EDiots don't care, and make [[Mershed Perderder]] instead
*[[Rubén Puig Lecegui|Shit goes down]] at the UK Pokémon Video Game Championships.
*ED trolls expose an [[beefrave|out of work chubby chaser /b/tard]] from [[EDF 2]]
:DOIN IT N DOIN IT N DOIN IT WELL
{{clear}}
 
===April===
 
*European faggots get mad at the encyclopediadramatica.ch contact registry and the domain is frozen, thus the birth of encyclopediadramatica.rs
*[[Sir Billi|The hotly anticipated cinematic event of the year premieres at the 15th annual Sonoma International Film Festival.]]
:At last, a film that captures the true beauty and majesty of [[Scotland]].
*[[th3j35t3r]] wages war on [[doxbin]] and countless script kiddies
:Exposed as raging faggot (although this was always known)
*[[Barrett Brown]] acts like himself in response to above
:Similar outcome.
*[[Heidi Crowter|Potato girl]] discovers her Internet fame, drama ensues.
:YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG POTATO.
*Tupac rises from the dead
 
===May===
 
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*[[Qwyrxian]] (and associated [[sockpuppet]]s/[[meatpuppet]]s) effectively trolled and filled with gallons of the holy Gaynigger seed
*[[Luka Magnotta]] flees [[Canada]] after the release of [[1 lunatic 1 icepick]]
 
===June===
 
*[[Hipcrime]] gets banned from Wikipedia due to homophobia of the most extreme variety
:Wikipedia IRC raped into oblivion as a result
*[[Ironholds]] named enemy of the lulz #1 due to reasons stated above
:He's also totally smooth with the ladies
*[[Luka Magnotta]] captured in Berlin
*[[Spoony]] goes into meltdown in a massive twitter eDrama war with his fellow [[TGWTG]] colleagues.
*[[zee]] packets ED IRC
:rip [[lulznet]]
 
===July===
 
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*[[Tsukihi|TsukihiNet]] blows up after months of IRL and OTI drama
* [[Aurora Theatre Shooting]]
:HOLY SPREE KILLING, BATMAN!!
* [[London Olympics]]
:DOESN'T MATTER IF OUR NATION SUCKS, LOOK HOW EDGY WE ARE
* [[GNAA]] trolls [[reddit]] and [[ubuntu]] nerds with [[Linux for Niggers]]
* [[Howard Stern]] trolls bronies
:Even he could do it
*[[Adalia Rose]] fan pages appear on Facebook
*[[Fae|The WMUK Chairperson]] is banned from TOW. Wikipedos retaliate by banning [[User:JuniusThaddeus|Junius]] for uploading Fae's kinky "free" images to ED
{{clear}}
 
===August===
 
[[File:Obama and McKayla Maroney are not impressed.jpg|thumb|London Olympics continues. ED is not impressed. :\]]
 
*ED releases some [[Broadside|srs business]]
:PLEASE STOP COMPARING US TO [[Anonops|ANONOPS]]
*[[Wade Michael Page]] kills six [[Hindu|Sikhs]] cleverly disguised as terrorists, before killing himself
*Cecilia Jimenez restores [[Ecce Mono]] to its current glory
 
===September===
 
*[[Diego Grez]] implodes and emoquits from internet.
:ED goes in hard, no lube.
*[[Grumpy Cat]] makes his first appearance on [[reddit]]
 
===October===
 
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* [[Aleksandr Pistoletov]] mesmerizes the Internet with his swinging dong.
* [[2012 Elections]] start.
: You can choose either the half Mexican or the nigger.
 
*[[Amanda Todd]] wins a [[golden ipod]].
 
*Hurricane Sandy prompts [[SANDYLOOTCREW|#SANDYLOOTCREW]]
 
* [[Jimmy Savile]] Begins to dominate the Britfag media with his 50 year reign of pedofillia and corpse fucking.
 
===November===
 
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*[[2012 Elections]] take place
*[[Black Jesus]] wins elections; Great butthurt is [[Ron Paul|felt]] [[GOP|by]] [[Libertarians|many]].
*[[Dongforce]] compromises 2400 [[DeviantArt]] accounts
*[[Dennis Avner|Stalking Cat]] dies. Goodnight, sweet prince
*[[Black Friday]] results in a few deaths. [http://dailycaller.com/2012/11/24/black-friday-mayhem-apocalypse-death-zone-roundup-2-shot-1-gun-brandished-target-targeted/]
*[[Drawrawr]] gets pwned, marking the end of self-importance for its soi dissent CEO Josh Thomas.
{{clear}}
 
===December===
 
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[[File:Memes - Grumpy Cat - The End Is Near.jpg|thumb|[[Meme combining]]]]
 
*World will end on [[December 21, 2012]]
:[[O RLY]]?
::[[No|YA RLY]]
*[[2012 GNAA Tumblr Ruin]]
:Go get 'em, boys!
*[[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre]]
:[[Adam Lanza]] goes for the [[high score]] on easy mode by going to an elementary school for weaker targets, racking up 27 total kills before systematically becoming [[an hero]].
*[[Ty Ziegel]] dies on December 26, 2012. RIP<noinclude>
 
 
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{{Timeline|Dramatic Years|[[2011]]|2012|[[2013]]}}
{{timeline|Featured article December 30 & 31, [[2012]]|[[Libertarianism]]|{{PAGENAME}}|Yelling at Cats}}
 
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