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{{2010s}}
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2010 was a great year for ED in regards to publicity. However, this was the last year when the internet wasn't completely garbage yet like it is now in {{CURRENTYEAR}}. Also, our comrade [[ODB]] became an hero; RIP.
 
Need a recap of what happened [[2009|last year]]? We've got you covered.
 
==Drama and Events from 2010==
 
===January===
[[Image:Watt-satire.jpg|thumb|right|Watt is satire?]]
*Aboriginal page found by a [[Steve Hodder-Watt|local ape]].
:The [[Australia]]n Media [http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/google-agrees-to-take-down-racist-site-20100115-maxd.html goes apeshit] over the Aboriginal article. [[Some argue]] it was [[User:Bunbajee|Bunbajee]] who tipped the media off. Needless to say, he was [[Banhammer|richly rewarded for his efforts.]]
 
*[[Australia]] bans girls with small breasts and female ejaculation
:Oops, you're a pedo!
 
*[[Dramasetter]] arrested
:Broadcasted live to you in [[EQ2]]'s Nagafen server!
 
*[[drp1zza]]'s [[Drpizza#Feline_AIDS|kittytrolled]]
:lol, aids.
 
*[[Ellie Light]] defends [[Obama]]
:Emails bomb towns and cities across [[America]].
 
*[[Firefox XPS IRC Attack]] launched by [[GNAA|gay niggers]]
:[[Freenode]] destroyed. Again.
 
*[[Girl on the Internet Syndrome]] published
:New disease discovered and treatment recommended.
 
*[[Haiti]] blows the fuck up.
:Starting the year off right.
 
*[[iPad]] announced.
:Wait... that's really what they're calling it?
 
*[[Jay Leno]] trolled
:Conan O'Brien takes his $32 million and STILL makes Jay Leno look like a douchebag
 
*[[Mill Park Tree]] destroyed
:And one of the criminals who did it was never arrested :(
 
*[[Polandball]] meme spread
:[[Krautchan]] teaches us about Poland's inability to space
 
*[[Shadow]] beheaded
:A tangled web is unravelled as we all try to find out whodunnit.
 
*[[Weev]] elected president of a reunited [[GNAA]]
:Good things are gonna come and that's all that I can say.
 
===February===
 
*[[Angie The Atheist]] tweets her [[abortion]] live.
:Shockingly, the internet is unimpressed.
 
*[[Dramatic Times]] founded.
:It's ED in ur inbox.
 
*[[Mickyy Moo]] is named the "Queen of the [[Trolls]]"
 
*[[Epic Beard Man]] beats the shit out of a black kid on a bus
:fanny pack boosts strength
 
*[[Facebook login]] problems cause widespread meltdown
:WHY CAN'T I LOG IN TO THIS JPEG ARRRRR
 
*[[Fat Man]] trolls [[sp|/sp/]]
:/sp/ trolls Fat Man.
 
*[[Grace Saunders]] joins the ED scene
:He eats his fruits and veggies
 
*[[Jim Bunning]] takes a stand for the American taxpayer
:Pisses off the media, Democrats, Republicans, Jon Stuart
 
*[[Nodar Kumaritashvili]] starts the Olympics off right
:gets blamed for not being able to turn
 
*[[Operation Titstorm]] happens.
:[[Anonymous]] fights [[Australia]]n censorship.
 
*[[Pennsylvania Pedo Cam]]
:turns a new chapter in e-lawyer history
 
*[[Robot Unicorn Attack]] fags up the internet
:/v/ destroyed
 
*[[VampiricSpektor]] throws a fit all over youtube
:[[Cyberbullying]] experts on YouTube [[taking down ED]]. Again.
 
*[[Verizon]] blocks access to [[4chan]]
:Millions bored.
 
*[[STOFlames]] and ''Star Trek Online'' open
:Supposed to be the hip new MMO spot... right?
 
===March===
*[[Alexis Pilkington Syndrome]] occurs
:Cyberbullying activist attention whores cream themselves
 
*[[Angel Locsin]] throws a fit on [[twitter]] about [[ED]]
:700,000 [[phillipines|very ugly people]] curse us.
 
*[[Australian Media ED Interview|An anonymous sysop]] interviewed by [[Australia]]n media
:taking the five people who read it to school.
 
*[[Cheeseburger Josh]] wants his fucking cheeseburger
:gets taunted and then embarrassed on worldwidewebs
 
*[[Christian Spanking Blogs]] discovered
:laughed at
 
*[[Deeker]] discovered
:Diapercult!
 
*[[Dogo Nahawa Massacre]] occurs in Niger.
:About 500 Christians, mostly women and children, butchered with machetes by Muslims. Complicity suspected from the military as they allowed it to happen and did not intervene.
 
*[[Gorgeous George]] files a [[lolsuit]] against three [[goon]]s.
:Ed Lollington expected to laugh it out of court.
 
*[[Joseph Evers]] contacted by Australian Human Rights Commission over abo article
:[http://www.blog.encyclopediadramatica.com/?p=84 Response], later covered by ninemsn and CBS news.
 
*[[moot]] gets sick of [[Kimmo Alm]]
:Sicks his doggs
 
*Obamacare bill passed, causing [[Health Care Rage]]
:ED on the scene to cover sweaty political bloggers.
 
*[[Parry Aftab]] goes on the Today Show
:Trolling's been a felony for 4 years!
 
*[[Quiptxt Day]]
:Think twice before sending your nudes over iPhone. Or anything for that matter.
 
*[[Real Life Super Hero]]s enter the scene, showing us just how [[Virgin|tragic life can be]].
:[[Ediots]] aren't much better, but at least we (mostly) don't wear spandex.
 
*[[Trololo]] bullshit
:I just don't get it
 
*[[Vampiricspektor]] buttdances his way into our hearts
:I ''hate'' faggots.
 
*[[Derek Smart]] obtains Quest Online, USI grows
:Have fun developing a game that less than 30 people play!
 
===April===
*[[Boobquake]] trolls Muslims
:causes earthquake
 
*[[Brenlo]] fired from [[SOE]]
:Trying to hide the fact that he was cheating on his wife, real info hit EQ2Flames like [[911|planes and towers]]
 
*[[Deeker]] featured
:Site 404s shortly after, after being up for 15 years.
 
*[[Deepwater Horizon]] oil spill
:I think that we shouldn't have oil spills, but no one ever listens to me
 
*[[Fergie Olver]] goes viral
:Were you creeped out by the Family Feud guy always kissing everyone? Now imagine if those contestants were ages 7-12.
 
*[[Fuckin Magnets]]
:How do they work?
 
*[[Kate's Birthday]]
:<font size=1>[fake]</font> Social event of the year! You're invited! And you're invited!
 
*[[KFC Double Down]] released
:urgh...
 
*[[Iceland Volcano 2010]] erupts
:not internet related, whatever
 
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*[[MissHannahMinx]] article on TOW
:Yay fanboys!
 
*[[Pandas]] vandalize the Catholic church amid more pedophilia accusations
:I blame the Jews
 
*[[Polish crash]] kills President of [[Poland]]
:and 84 other government officials
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*[[Rainbow blinkies]] ruined by HTML people after [http://boingboing.net/2010/04/08/blink-tag-considered.html getting rid of blinking from HTML code]
:Good night, sweet prince
 
*[[Randi Harper]] AGAIN
:3 years later and she still hasn't learned
 
*[[South Park]] trolls [[Muslim]]s again
:[[Revolution Muslim]] trolls back
 
*[[The Human Centipede]] released
:Omg it's so gross don't watch it!!1
 
===May===
*Torrential rainfall pwns [[Tennessee]]
 
*[[24]], [[Lost]], [[Law and Order]] end
:the latter features [[moot]] causing some terrorism
 
*[[Catherine Deveny]] recommends sex to 11-year-old girl
:Worse than that, she's a liberal
 
*DIO, TIME TO GO
:Dio's fans have a tough time "stomaching" his death, ha-ha
 
*[[DrMusic2]], the werejohncandy, tagged and bagged.
:No fucking idea
 
*[[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day]]
:Molly Norris creates event, pussies out.
 
*[[Freedom Flotilla]]
:LOL JEWS
 
*[[Gary Coleman]] died
:WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT DEATH LOL
 
*[[Lawrence Taylor]] [[rape|mistreats]] a 16-year-old girl
:In Soviet Russia, [[Jake Brahm|football messes with you]]!
 
* Muslims, ever butthurt, attack some [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Vilks Swede].
:JihadJane would be proud.
 
*[[Operation Dusty Trail]]
:More cat abuse, more resulting ruin
 
*[[Paramore]] accidentally tweets her tits
:[[Vanessa Hudgens]] 2.0
 
*[[Soulja Boy]] rips off [[Death Note]]
:Crank that weeaboo
 
*[[Teen Werewolf]]s!
:on ur news, furrying ur scene kids
 
*[[U413]]'s Alex Ford is on the scene
:IM PRESSIN CHARGES
 
*[[Unabrower]] fails at bombmaking
:Get it? Unabrower? hehe
 
*[[MysticArk]]
:Autistic cartoonist-wannabe threatens critics with shotguns.
 
===June===
[[File:Free_Weev.jpg|thumb|FREE [[Weev|WEEV]]]]
*[[Aaron Williams]] exposed.
:Gay pedophilia is no laughing matter
 
*[[Are You Serious?]]
:FALCON...
 
*[[Callum Stockley]] dies of a video game related death.
:''Believed'' to have [[Lies|accidentally hanged himself]]
 
*Cheer up [[Keanu Reeves]] day.
:I don't get it but w/e
 
*[[Derrick Bird]] goes <s>postal</s> [[Travis Bickle]] in the [[England|land of no handguns]].
:Butthurt ensues because he doesn't use the traditional pwning method of broken beer bottles and steel-toe Doc Martens.
 
*[[G20 Toronto Lollercaust]]
:CORPORATIONS MAN, THE CORPORATIONS
 
*[[Goatse Security]] leads to [[weev]]'s arrest
:AT&T did weev, never 4get
 
*[[Lyor Cohen]] from [[WMG]] is the skeevy Jew who [[DMCA|ruins]] all your [[YouTube]]s.
:He handed over boocoo [[Jew Gold]]s to have his ED article ethnically cleansed from [[Jewgle]]. This was relevant to [[Anon]]'s interests.
 
*[[Ruddkips]] nudged out of office
:[[Stephen Conroy]] expected to be next
 
*[[Vuvuzela]] debuts in the 2010 World Cup and /b/
:'''BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'''
 
*[[Boo]] dies
:[[CWC]] trolls' favorite internet dog gets much mourning.
 
===Jewly===
 
*[[Blizzard]] announces upcoming [[Real ID]]
:Bricks were shat
 
*[[Faust]] travels to Canada.
:For [[ED IRC]] love with [[Pory]].
 
*[[Gawker]] and [[Adrien Chen]] realize an easy way to make money
:Insult 4chan, get pageviews from 4chan, get cash, repeat.
 
*[[Gloria Tesch]] discovered
:When did Jessi Slaughter write a book?
 
*[[Jessi Slaughter]] debacle
:Consequences, never be the same, etc.
 
*[[Mel Gibson]] hates women, niggers, asians
:Jews, hispanics, catholics, arabs, mormons, Communists
 
*[[Operation Earl Grey]]
:Oregon teapartiers take the We Are Legion slogan, bricks are shat.
 
*[[Paul]] the Octopus is undefeated
:Soccer proven pointless.
 
*[[Raoul Moat]]
:lol, murderers.
 
*[[World Cup]], world cup, world cup
:So many tempo-memes.
 
=== August ===
*[[Alvin Greene]] arrested.
:Pedonig, away.
 
*[[Antoine Dodson]]
:Saves his sister from rape, gets ridiculed by the world.
 
*[[Bincat]]
:KAWAII cat gets discarded, caught in the act by hidden camera, ruination follows.
 
*[[ED Singers]]
:[[Disgraced]] after she drops her nudes and cries when people talk bad about her.
 
*[[Spaghettios]]
:The whole world is shit.
 
=== September ===
[[File:Majora's Mask creepy Link statue.png|thumb|BEN will haunt you forever.]]
*[[Chris Armstrong]] wins student body election at University of Michigan
:Stalked by state attorney general for the crime of being gay. Thankfully we have straight men in office willing to learn everything they can about the homosexual menace.
 
*[[Duke Nukem Forever]] trolls fans again
:IT'S FINALLY COMING OUT GUYS!!
 
*[[Hack is Wack!]]
:Snoop Dogg is not a fan of cybercrime.
 
*[[Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge]]
:You shouldn't have done that...
 
*[[Puppy Pitcher]]
:People do not fucking learn about abusing animals and posting it on the internet.
 
*[[Tyler Clementi]] outed as gay
:Jumps off a bridge, the only reasonable reaction.
 
*[[William J. Lashua]] turns 90
:[[Reddit]] and [[b/|/b/]] send unwelcome well wishes.
 
*''[[Final Fantasy XIV]]'' released
:Turns out to be the worst new MMORPG released of all time.
 
*[[Eingee.com]] spams [[EQ2Flames]].
:Chinese gold-farmers get DDOS'd and spammed with ''Bass Masters Online''.
 
=== October ===
 
*[[Imperial Stars]] cause a traffic jam party to promote their bad music
:THEY'RE ROCKSTARS LIVIN' ON THE EDGE-!
 
*'''[[MLP|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic released]]'''
:[[Raep|Ponyfags get unleashed!]]
 
*[[OldDirtyBtard]] goes to get the exclusive scoop from [[Mitchell Henderson]]
:([[slowpoke|That means he committed suicide]].)
 
*[[The Rent Is Too Damn High]]
:2 DAMN HIGH!
 
===November===
*[[Giants Riot]]
:So you're incredibly happy about your team winning its first world series. Let's loot some shit!
*[[The Troll Hunter|A mysterious, masked vigilante]] emerges on [[YouTube]], declaring war on trolls and cyberbullies in the name of his hero, infamous Internet [[lolcow]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]].
:[[Shit nobody cares about|He is ignored by all, especially Chris-Chan]].
 
===December===
*[[Wikileaks]] dumps a fuckton of stuff
:HOLY SHIT ASSANGE!
*[[David Tanny]] trolled hardcore
:Other members of the dementia community leak his music, including songs about dickgirls.
*[[Venomfangx]] returns to Youtube triumphantly! Thankfully this time around he brought less Christfaggotry but consequentially and sadly less drama for everyone to enjoy.
 
==See also==
*[[ED5]]
*[[2012]]<noinclude>
 
 
{{history}}
{{Timeline|Dramatic Years|[[2009]]|2010|[[2011]]}}
 
[[Category:2010| ]]</noinclude>

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