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'''Anderson Lee Aldrich''' a.k.a. '''Joclings''' ([[Deadname]]: '''Nick Brink''') is a [[1337|l33t]] [[Hacker|hax0r]], [[Pedophile|pedophile]] and [[High Score|fag killer]] from [[Texas|Texas]] that graduated from [[CSIII|CSIII]] at the top of his class and weighs well [[Over 9000|over 9000]] kilograms. Spending all day lurking in the depths of the internet on [[4chan|child porn sites]] and gaming forums, if you so much as glanced in his direction, he'd immediately attempt to overpower you with his [[Whale|fat]] and tell you all about his [[Fail|success]] on the internet. When he wasn't [[Sex|hunting for kids]] to lure into his [[Pedophile|sexual fantasies]], you could find him indulging in [[Anime|worthless Chinese cartoons]]. Like all [[Weeaboo|intellectual individuals]], he's tried to take a trip to the [[Japan|holy land]] so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an [[Antisocial|antisocial]] [[Loser|loser]] to [[North Korea|best country]] where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up [[Trap|women]]? | |||
Due to being molested by his both his [[Orgy|mother and father]], he lived with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this [[Fatass|balloon]] from deflating. This all changed when [[Last Thursday|last thursday]] he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear! | |||
|ZOMG THIS GUY WHO HAD AN ED ARTICLE FOR YEARS JUST SHOT UP A GAY BAR|AI artwork|Neopronouns|Cryptids}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 14:32, 22 November 2022
Anderson Lee Aldrich a.k.a. Joclings (Deadname: Nick Brink) is a l33t hax0r, pedophile and fag killer from Texas that graduated from CSIII at the top of his class and weighs well over 9000 kilograms. Spending all day lurking in the depths of the internet on child porn sites and gaming forums, if you so much as glanced in his direction, he'd immediately attempt to overpower you with his fat and tell you all about his success on the internet. When he wasn't hunting for kids to lure into his sexual fantasies, you could find him indulging in worthless Chinese cartoons. Like all intellectual individuals, he's tried to take a trip to the holy land so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an antisocial loser to best country where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up women?
Due to being molested by his both his mother and father, he lived with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this balloon from deflating. This all changed when last thursday he changed his name due to "online bullying" and then shot up a gay bar in Colorado. It wasn't our fault, we swear!
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