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{{ytuser|Buzkill}} is [[YouTube]] [[attention whore]] who, contrary to many other YouTubers, does not believe in the doctrine of [[serious business]]. Despite this setting her apart from 90% of the YouTube populace, she unfortunately engages in the same manor of subscription whoring and shameless self promotion. She makes mostly asinine "rant" videos on uninteresting topics, like most YouTubers; but she tends to take her subscribers for granted in an effort to ensure she will become internet famous. Unfortunately, she seems to lack any formal talents, overall entertainment value...or at least the face necessary to divert away from her attrocious voice. She is notable for resembling other shamed camwhores such as ruthievids, albeit she's less attractive. Granted, her life as a college student is somewhat fun to watch. But let's be realistic, most people watch her over edited tripe hoping she'll become self-aware and possibly drop out of school (or at least show her tits). As a vlogger she isn't that bad but she's a classic textbook example of trying too hard. Currently, she is deleting everything in some desperate e-ttempt to change history for the better.
{{yt|u|Buzkill}} is [[YouTube]] [[attention whore]] who, contrary to many other YouTubers, does not believe in the doctrine of [[serious business]]. Despite this setting her apart from 90% of the YouTube populace, she unfortunately engages in the same manor of subscription whoring and shameless self promotion. She makes mostly asinine "rant" videos on uninteresting topics, like most YouTubers; but she tends to take her subscribers for granted in an effort to ensure she will become internet famous. Unfortunately, she seems to lack any formal talents, overall entertainment value...or at least the face necessary to divert away from her attrocious voice. She is notable for resembling other shamed camwhores such as ruthievids, albeit she's less attractive. Granted, her life as a college student is somewhat fun to watch. But let's be realistic, most people watch her over edited tripe hoping she'll become self-aware and possibly drop out of school (or at least show her tits). As a vlogger she isn't that bad but she's a classic textbook example of trying too hard. Currently, she is deleting everything in some desperate e-ttempt to change history for the better.
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weeaboo, magi fangirl, failed vlogger, butthurt
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==Resources==
==Resources==
*{{ytuser|buzkill|Buzkill on the tubes}}
*{{yt|u|buzkill|Buzkill on the tubes}}
*{{ytuser|buzkillion|A not-so-secret sock}}
*{{yt|u|buzkillion|A not-so-secret sock}}
*{{ljuser|buzkill|unconfirmed, probably not related}}
*{{ljuser|buzkill|unconfirmed, probably not related}}
*{{myspace|21412284|Buzkill's myspace}}
*{{myspace|21412284|Buzkill's myspace}}

Latest revision as of 01:21, 13 January 2023


Clueless as to what her next gimmick will be

Buzkill is YouTube attention whore who, contrary to many other YouTubers, does not believe in the doctrine of serious business. Despite this setting her apart from 90% of the YouTube populace, she unfortunately engages in the same manor of subscription whoring and shameless self promotion. She makes mostly asinine "rant" videos on uninteresting topics, like most YouTubers; but she tends to take her subscribers for granted in an effort to ensure she will become internet famous. Unfortunately, she seems to lack any formal talents, overall entertainment value...or at least the face necessary to divert away from her attrocious voice. She is notable for resembling other shamed camwhores such as ruthievids, albeit she's less attractive. Granted, her life as a college student is somewhat fun to watch. But let's be realistic, most people watch her over edited tripe hoping she'll become self-aware and possibly drop out of school (or at least show her tits). As a vlogger she isn't that bad but she's a classic textbook example of trying too hard. Currently, she is deleting everything in some desperate e-ttempt to change history for the better.

weeaboo, magi fangirl, failed vlogger, butthurt

Her Mistake

she continues to delete everything.

Recent Drama

troll, genius, or subwhore?

In 2008 she took part in a rouse wherein she pretended to have her channel stolen by danielspengies, the try-hard, wannabe, and self-proclaimed troll who has a history of doing nearly anything for attention. She made a follow up clip letting the cat out of the bag. Update: She removed the video.

She claimed she to have done it for the lulz - understandable, yet at the same time she openly admits she's guilty of whoring for views and subs. She seems to be conflicted and still struggling with her own awkwardness and lack of good judgement. A good example of this wherein she tried to backpedal a little, claiming "I have friends who are Anon" in an attempt to appease others. Although she seems to have a decent head on her shoulders, she's basically why women have no place on the interbutts.

Her "Return"

On September 10, 2008, buzkill posted a new video after several months of inactivity. The video titled, "Do you want Buzkill back?" invites users to stroke her ego and foster her low self-esteem. If reading the title wasn't enough, buzkill recites the question numerous times using low-budget video editing software to alter her voice.

Quotes

   
 
She is the reason 4 no wimminz on the intertubes
 

 
 

—anon after hearing his name on her vlog about trolling


   
 
BUY YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING LAPTOP YOU LAZY FUCKING INTERNET WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

 
 

—buzkill fans


   
 
Who is this fucking cunt?
 

 
 

—Every other person on YouTube

Trivia

She'll do nearly anything for subs.
  • Other screenames: buzkillion, nikumu.
  • Can't sing to save her life.
  • Is passive aggressive, and on the rag every other day.
  • Takes danielspengies seriously.
  • Currently looking for an E-boyfriend.
  • Has the voice of a munchkin.
  • Her Stepdad almost beat her up in a video.
  • Enjoys trolling Miley Cyrus fans, which equates to kicking infants in the face.
  • Has tits the size of quarters and is extremely jealous of more established and busty attention whores like LisaNova & wallofweird.
  • Can be reached at [email protected].

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