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New Jersey Chimpout of 1949

THE FIRST MODERN MASS SHOOTER IN AMERICUCK HISTORY WAS A FAG!
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Howard Unruh
Nationality: Americunt  
High Score Killed 13, injured 3
Top 50? 3rd Notable Loser (Gold Medalist)
Style Walk of Death
An Hero? No - Surrendered
Status? FOUND NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY


If you're an Amerimutt, have you looked at the news and wondered to yourself, "Who's the guy that kickstarted our second national pastime?". If you're NOT an Amerimutt, have you looked at Amerimutt news and thought to yourself, "Who started this trend?" Well, look no further than this faggy crapstub.

Howard Unruh was a batshit insane, deeply closeted World War II veteran who snapped and killed 13 Kikes, Micks, Guidos and Krauts, and almost raped 3 more, including a 2 year old named Thomas Hamilton.