FAGGOT User_talk:BugMeNot CAUSED THIS BECAUSE HE IS DUMB HOMO WITH AIDS THAT WANTS TO KICK THE BULL AND IS TOO FUCKING STUPID TO SEE I AM THE ONE OWNING ED AND TOO FUCKING STUPID TO READ PORNWIKILEAKS.COM WHICH KICKS EDWARD AND LOVES DONNY LONG. I WILL SE
FAGGOT User_talk:BugMeNot CAUSED THIS BECAUSE HE IS DUMB HOMO WITH AIDS THAT WANTS TO KICK THE BULL AND IS TOO FUCKING STUPID TO SEE I AM THE ONE OWNING ED AND TOO FUCKING STUPID TO READ PORNWIKILEAKS.COM WHICH KICKS EDWARD AND LOVES DONNY LONG. I WILL SEND THE DONNY LONG ARMY BACK AFTER YOUR HOST YOU QUEERS UNLESS YOU REMOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT GOD LONG.
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== Muff and Mike, a savage journey to the heart of postpubescent schadenfreude. ==
Take a pair of exhibitionist imbeciles, add hormones, cork and shake. Stand back with loud report!
Postpubescent schadenfreude has its roots in GLANDS or sexual abuse or the desire for same.
Glandular disturbances are also responsible for obesity despite the laws of thermodynamics.
Surprise sex by relatives and transients exacerbate gender confusion when the subject is unable to find or reach its exterior genitalia and can only masturbate by riding a horse or rocking on a bowling ball.
YOU FAGGOT LOVING QUEERS JUST LOVE SIDING WITH HOMO EDWARD DONT YOU! REMOVE ALL REFERANCES TO DONNY LONG ON /Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center OR I WONT STOP! EDWARD THE HOMO WITH AIDS POSTED THEM AND HE IS NOT A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. HE MAKES PHOTOSHOPS NOTHING MORE. NO VIDEO YOU FAGS! HE WAS IN A COUPLE GAY PORNOS NOTHING MORE. HE RAPED AND KID NAPPED HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND IS WANTED IN THE STATES AND HIDES IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE AT 59 YEARS OLD.
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@eddotse on twitter PROMISED yesterday EDDIE DZIAL WIKI WAS NOT GOING TO BE REMOVED AND ASSHOLE EDDIE IS NOT THE ONE SPAMMING YOUR SITE AND TAKING YOUR HOST DOWN. I AM! IF YOU DONT PUT HIS WIKI BACK UP I WONT STOP. DO IT NOW MOTHER FUCKER IM DONE PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU. I GOT AN EMAIL BACK ABOUT YOUR REAL HOST. #DONNYLONGALWAYSWINS
[[Image:Snakehook.gif|left|frame|Note the holster - Nick always carries a gun to protect himself from penis wasps.]]
[[Image:Firecracker.gif|right|frame|Having a hamster extracted.]]
'''Nick''', who calls himself ({{ytlink2|muffdaddytv|muffdaddytv}}), is a 20 yr old pre-alcoholic security guard with an AK47 who makes hate vids of youtube rivals, performs simulated sex with trees and their amputated limbs along with other delightfully amusing antics for a horde of tween-age basement-dwelling aspies while babbling about penises. Snakes and guns are his favorite simulacra but anything stiff and somewhat cylindrical satisfies. He reached the zenith of nanocelebrity when channel 4 covered his humiliation by the condo committee of fossilized, patchouli-drenched, purple-haired incontinent [[Your_mom|latchkey hags]] with a collective penis.
{{Squote|ROFL ROFL ROFL!!! is this a joke? do you know WHO THE FUCK I AM! YOU can not even look me in the eyes without shaking...I AM MUFFDADDY2|Muffdaddy2|To Anonymous|color=silver|size=200%}}
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[[Image:StickWanker.gif|left|frame|Milking the trouser snake.]]
[[Image:Makeup.gif|right|frame|Exploring alternative lifestyles.]]
[[Image:Drilled.gif|right|frame|[[DO IT FAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]]]]
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IF YOU WANT PIECE THEN REPOST EDDIE DZIAL WIKI AND REMOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT DONNY LONG. EDDIE IS A NOBODY HOMOSEXUAL WITH AIDS HIDING IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE THAT MADE THE DONNY LONG WIKI AND HE HAS ZERO POWER. I HAVE THE PORNWIKILEAKS.COM ARMY AND WILL HAVE MY ARMY KEEP COMING BACK TILL YOU DO AS I SAY.
===New Enterprise===
[[Last_Thursday|Last week]], Muffdaddy (aka [[Spic | Nicolas G Ignacio]]) and his sugar daddy [[sick_fuck |Mike “Fat” Davis]] set-up a new "reptile rescue." Unlike their previous “rescue” [[P-p-p-powerbook|this one isn’t a scam!]] [http://mnjsnakerescue.org/ View the evidence for yourself!]
'''Eddie Dzial ''' born Real Name '''Edward Bernard Przydzial ''' aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning is a '''HIV+''' online troll and stalker and CHILD RAPIST that claimed to be a pornstar and was posting porn pix of himself everywhere but it was reveled in 2018 that this dumb faggot was good at photoshop from countless hours sitting stalking real porn stars online.
== A message to Muffdaddy2 ==
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{{Squote|ROFL!!! HIPPIES LIBERAL DUCHE! LOL...wow its soo funny you sounds and talk and speak sooo much like Dave viscious...thats sooo weird! LOL|Muffdaddy2|thinking Anonymous's name is Dave.|color=silver|size=200%}}
{{Squote|get a life fagget....i know who your are...by what you said youre either parker of dave...what a loser...LOL
He has no life and has countless EPIC fails in life which e will detail below. He has never a real [[Pornographic whore|pornographic whore]], and [[Hooker|Hooker]] and he failed and did all he could to shame the Przydzial family name along with the Liczbinski family name. Find out more about this persons life before porn by looking at the porn stars real name page [[Edward Przydzial]] Born Date Of Birth: Contact email: Twiter:
- THE WHOLE MEANING OF YOUR LIFE....MUFFDADDY2|Muffdaddy2|proving his [[Unwarranted_Self_Importance]].|color=silver|size=200%}}
{{Squote|good god go slit your fucking throat and just die you piece of shit what a fucking loser everyone everyone point and laugh at this butt dart LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR|Snakemannva| Muffy's lover coming to his aid.|color=silver|size=200%}}
{{Squote|see look i mad you famous! are you happy now DAVE? ROFL|Muffdaddy2| thinks he made us famous.|color=silver|size=200%}}
{{StupidWhore}}
== Muffdaddy2's buttfags ==
{{Infobox adult biography
=== Snakemannva ===
|name= Eddie Dzial
|gender= male
|image= [[File:Eddie dzial info.jpeg|thumb|200px|right|Edward Przydzial DL from Sharron Mitchel that gave up it and his positive HIV test]]
|caption= Douche Dzial next to some homosexual in a gay bar in hollywood
|birth_date = {{Birth date and age|1963|12|16|df=y}}
|birth_place = Brooklyn, New York
|birth_name = Edward Bernard Przydzial
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[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay.png|thumb|200px|right|The only real porn Edward ever did was gay porn]]
'''Nick is the buttfag of [[pedobear|Mike]]''' ({{ytlink2|snakemannva|snakemannva}}), another beast with boobs who wears makeup, nipple clamps and begs jparker (a chat forum rival with whom he is obsessed) to 'fuck me soooo hard' for the sadomasochistic entertainment of the underage crowd. [[lie|Mike says he owns several profitable pr0n sites on the side.]] He loves children and supports the youth by providing a chat room for his young fans. [[raep|Mike lives in the woods and has a big box of duct tape and vaseline and he can borrow a van with tinted windows any time he likes.]]
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==Edward Bernard Przydzial FAMILY INFO==
Mike secretly hates Nick and laughs at him with his other buddies ([[fail|on the forums where Nick is banned for being a moron]]) about how much IRL money he's been able to get Nick to put into his business, The Wheel of [[Butthurt]]ness which specializes in live sex toys.
Edward had a daughter named [[Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski]] that was taken away from him when after he was arrested for kid napping and raping her and her mother which was also Edward's wife named [[Maria Przydzial]]. Both his daughter and his exwife now have the kyriakaki last name which is the last name of the arresting officer that arrested Edward for kid napping them and then married Maria and changed both her name and her Edwards kid. Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski is her name now and her mom is Maria Liczbinski and Elizabeth wants nothing to do with her real father Edward Przydzial.
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*Troll the SMBD family chatroom here: [http://extremeserpents.com/chat/index.php]
[[Image:Demotivator.chat.jpg|center|frame|fuck...he can't even spell jparker right...]]
'''Speak No Evil!'''
[[Image:Lbr.panties.jpg|left|frame|Ha ha ha - size 9 fits!.]]
[[Image:Manatee.boy.love.jpg|right|frame|North American Manatee Boy Love Association SEAL OF APPROVAL.]]
{{Squote|My intrests as a hole varry inevidably.|Ladybloodrose, Career Chat Moderator|Extreme Penis Chat|color=silver|size=200%}}
==Edward Bernard Przydzial Is Poopboy==
'''Ladybloodrose is on duty. She suckled at the tit of Judge Judy.'''
There is a mentally ill sicko that runs around the net covering himself in poop and posting pix online and after carful research it was discovered from some hidden pix found in one of Eddies online profiles and him mentioning Poopboy that Edward is the Poopboy. One look at Edward and you can see it makes perfect sense.
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[[File:Poopboy aka Eddie Dzial aka Edward Bernard Przydzial.png|thumb|center|400px|Eddie loves poop in his mouth and loves eating poop]]
'''Rules for this chatroom:'''
{{Squote|#4. We will not tolerate some pussy threating to [[an hero|kill themselves]] in this chatroom we do not need to hear your pathetic life and noone will feel sorry for you the only suicide you will be doing will be killing your name on here because it will be flushed down the toilet and [[banhammer|banned]] like the sissy coward you are noone here will let you have way because you through a sissy fit here|Mikey, Admin|Extreme Penis Chat|color=silver|size=200%}}
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===Ladybloodrose===
*'''Teh Legend'''
[[Image:Bloodrose.jpg|right|frame|The Original Lady "bloodrose" - [[Goatse Girl]].]]
This larval [[Girlmecha]] lives in the vicinity of Withering Dugs, Arizona along the highway where one finds all those signs warning that hitch-hikers are escaped inmates. She stupefies her chat room with a constant barrage of dramabombz. (Give a naked mole rat mod powers and you put the hag in haggis.)
==Edward Bernard Przydzial HIV Positive==
IRL she subsists on roadkill and those milk-jugs of recycled beer the truckers abandon when they stop to stretch their legs and she forages rest stops for used condoms and other protein sources.
Edward Bernard Przydzial has been caught faking HIV test and also taking pills that make a HIV test give a false negative and he was black balled in the porn industry by all the agents for this. Now he tries to book girls off Craigslist to fuck them on camera giving them his AIDS.
[[Image:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-HIV-Positive-Test.jpg|Edward Bernard Przydzial Positive HIV Test]]
==Eddie Dzial Porn Videos==
'''<Emsee>''' i are been band for 5 days coz ladybloodrag (AKA ladybloodrose) has enforce a rule that u are not alowd to say words like penis and fuk and vage hole and scrote and clit and fanny and nizzle and cok and dik and shit and sex and all that jazz so i sed "that are bullshit u muther fuking bitch", then she are kiked me so i are make new acounts and then she bloked my ip from sighning in for 5 days lol
[http://www.pornwikileaks.com/porn/search?search_query=Eddie+Dzial&search_type=videos Search Eddie Dzial Porn Videos]
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==Message Board and talk==
WHERE TEH FUCK DO YOU GET YOUR FACTS? THAT'S ALL FALSE AND MALICIOUS AND MEAN!
[http://www.pornwikileaks.com/forum/tags.php?tag=Eddie+Dzial Eddie Dzial Talk Tag Search]
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[http://www.pornwikileaks.com/forum/search.php Eddie Dzial Talk Advanced Search]
*'''Teh Troof'''
'''Celeste''' the {{myspace|celeste_foster|Bisexual Animal Abuser}} is a low functioning [[juggalo|Clowns Syndrome]] [[poser]] who lists her occupation as Chat Admin, meaning she's over 300 lbs. and her ass has fused with the chair. She bans anyone who interrupts her Carnival of Anguish (tm) over life's unfairness. She didn't ask to be born that way. [[man the harpoons|All fat people are fat cuz of GLANDS which are genetic. That means you can't blame her for it because she had nothing to do with stuffing 17 tons of organic matter per annum into that insatiable maw. Morbid obesity is actually her greatest virtue. The more she can eat, the more of the universe she takes under her control and her ambition knows no bounds.]]
==Eddie Dzial Family and Friends==
Estranged from his family after he was recognized in porn. Abused his partner [[Maria Kyriakaki]] physically and verbally for many years until she found the strength and courage to leave him.
IRL, she is an oleaginous ecosystem whose sweaty folds conceal saprophytes, arthropods and a palimpsest of tattoo blunders. She lives in the backwoods of Jawjah with snakes, practices witchcraft, the sacrifice of small furry animals and raises penis wasps.
When her baby tried to strangle himself in the womb, and the putative father fled to Huntington Beach, California after their only meeting, she turned to pcp and vanilla extract to repair her damaged psyche. That was also [[fail]] because she's not an aboriginal [[canadian|american]].
She is fully stump-trained and when not servicing the [[incest|relatives]] and [[Bestiality|livestock]], she enjoys lighthearted fun, like squashing ponies or carpet bowling. Barefoot waddles in the moonlight and diesel scented bubble baths are not the key to her heart- just bring fucking food. A 20 lb. cheddar [[dildo]] will make her yours.
==Eddie Dzial Biography==
[[image:Lbr.poledance.jpg|right|frame|Poledancing for the barnyard.]]
[[image:Lbr.bdrm.jpg |left|frame|She's kept here when she is fed (or when the Murray County sheriff visits).]]
Eddie Dzial remains employed as a steady loser at life but can still be found in his spare time stalking and harassing innocent people online, uttering death threats and in general being a complete psycho. Eddie Dzial's closest friends and family predict he will take his own life or the cop's will take his life in an intense shootout as he as previously written about in his pink secret diary.
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Eddie Dzial is a failed pornstar who flunked out and could not even make it as a POV content producer. Eddie is said to have been verbally abusive and psychically abusive at times to the girls in his scenes, trying to make them do things against their will and paying them much less than what they are used to. This behavior of his has lead to his forced departure from porn but not before he could stoop low enough to pop off at his faghole and rip off a lot of well known people.
==See Also==
*[[Unwarranted_Self_Importance]]
*[[Faggotry]]
*[[Buttsecks]]
*[[juggalo]]
*[[Drama]]
==Eddie Dzial Hooking/escorting==
Eddie Dzial denies it to this day but he has been seen several times skating down Hollywood Blvd in roller skates wearing a tube top and booty shorts ready to sell his ass.
==External Links==
===Eddie Dzial Risky Gay Bareback Sex/Selling His Ass/AIDS/Hepatitis C===
'''Other examples of Schadenfreude:'''
[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay.png|thumb|center|400px|Eddie sells his ass for $20 during one of his frequent West Hollywood romps]]
*Masochists fighting over a stick.
[[File:Eddie-dzial-best-gay.jpg|thumb|center|400px|Eddie loves letting men do this to him in public at gay bars in the wide open]]
*Sadists fighting over a masochist.
*Bindi Irwin getting raped by a stingray.
*Iranian womens' synchronized swim team trials.
==Eddie Dzial Forum Activity/Twitter==
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Eddie Dzial registered to the PWL forums under the "deep throat" handle in February 2016 and was banned in April 2016. Edweird's two month stay on the forum was not for nothing as he averaged 8.54 forum posts per day and had a total of 539 posts at the time of his banning. Most of his time spent on the forum was time wasted but that did not stop the loon from spamming the forum, instigating arguments between long-time contributors to the site, and veering all other threads off-topic à la [[Knockworstface]].
After his deep throat account was permanently banned, Eddie registered the name "informant" on the PWL forums and went on a similar posting binge all day on April 15, posting around 50 times within a few hours. Once again, he was banned after insulting Donny Long.
===Eddie Dzial VS Donny Long===
After he was called a Straight Male Porn God on the PWL forums, Eddie let it go to his head and thought it gave him a license to push around members of the site and to make arrogant and unrealistic demands. Eddie continued spamming the forum, making arrogant demands to have his wiki removed while attacking PWL contributors and '''The Donny Long Armed Forces'''. When his requests were denied as the site is run by the public and Eddie did not ask the wiki editors if they could tone down his page, he took his anger out on Donny Long and photo-shopped a fake medical document and posted many other libelous statements about the 1,000 scene straight porn veteran. Eddie was again permanently banned from the PWL forums and worse for him, he pissed off Donny Long and earned himself his very own forum, '''edwardbernardprzydzial.com.''' Eddie's wiki has also seen a jump in traffic since his outburst.
===Eddie Dzial Child Rapist and Pedophile===
After being kicked up and down the internet by Donny Long, a frustrated Edward Dzial began threatening to stalk and harass Donny's 2 innocent children. There is simply no line that this Polack scumbag will not cross.
===Eddie Dzial Reaction To His Wiki===
Eddie's spamming of the PWL forum was caused by the fact that he was upset about this wiki and had a desire to ask for this wiki to be toned down or deleted, claiming what is on this page is false. When his requests were denied, he attacked Donny Long with the same libel that he claims he has been a victim of on this web site. When PWL forum members attempted to cut a deal with Dzial, he claimed he was a victim of extortion. Once again, his appeal was denied and it was announced by the PWL big wigs that this wiki will stay on the internet until Eddie is old and grey.
==Eddie Dzial Criminal Harassment==
'''Edward Przydzial Criminal Harassment Incident and Court Data'''
'''Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Issued to Criminal Complaint.'''
'''Arraignment: 12/29/2009'''
'''Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Warrant issued for arrest.'''
==Eddie Dzial Quotes==
'''Edward Przydzial Quotes'''
''"i will TEAR into you and your life like no other and trust me kunt face others have tried and been CRUSHED by my tactics... you will not win rev ole boy..."''
''"why don't you get a life you loser. i'm still laughing at your police and law suit threats... you must need money talkin' you gonna sue me. you ain't suing donkey dick fool... your lawyer scares me. ROTFLMAO... jackass."''
''"i feel sorry for your fake hippy ass you dirty filthy protesting faggot.
the war has just begun pickfucker. get ready."''
''"john tyler... you're a piece of shit and when you come on you to los angeles i'd like to see how good your army training was... like face to face. see army guys like you are so big and bad ass tough... have fun rev ole boy. what goes around punk mother fucking bitch goes around so come out to california and look ole eddie up. let's see how good your hand to hand is chump."''
''"why would a marine be so afraid of "eddie the boogie man"? i mean a 'tough marine' like rev tyler the "war hero" should have no problem coming out to hollywood and tracking ole eddie down."''
''"a true "marine" would have much thicker skin."''
==Eddie Dzial Awards==
Dzial could not afford the Greyhound to Las Vegas and back every year to catch a first-hand glimpse of the awards.
'''Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski''' Real Name [[Elizabeth Brittany Przydzial]] is the dumb attention whore daughter of gay child rapist HIV infested homosexual convicted kid napper and stalker [[Eddie Dzial]] aka Edward Bernard Przydzial aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning. This wiki is here and will grow and grow thanks to this dumb whores father popping off at his faghole stalking porn stars online on gab.ai and 8ch and other sites after being warned countless times to stop and get off his computer. Every time he pops off this wiki and her mothers wiki '''[[Maria Przydzial]]''' and his will be updated and have content added. We will also make new wikis so keep it up Edward! Next up Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski escort review and hooking notes!
{{StupidWhore}}
{{Infobox adult biography
|name= Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski
|gender= male
|image= [[File:Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski.jpeg|thumb|200px|right|Edward Przydzial Daughter Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski]]
|caption= Douche Dzial made this wiki by popping off Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski
|birth_date = {{Birth date and age|1987|01|02|df=y}}
|birth_place = LINCOLN PARK MICHIGAN
|birth_name = Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski
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[[File:Eddie dzial info.jpeg|thumb|200px|right|Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski HIV positive gay child rapist stalker father Edward Przydzial]]
==Escorting and Hooker Notes==
Elizabeth followed her mother and became a hooker at a very young age, she was underage when her mother '''[[Maria Przydzial]]''' started pimping her out due to her real father [[Eddie Dzial]] raping and pimping out the both of them before he went to jail for kid napping.
[[Image:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-HIV-Positive-Test.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Edward Bernard Przydzial Positive HIV Test]]
==Worthless Skank and Pussy Stink==
Elizabeth's exboyfriend wrote in and said she is a worthless skank as she sucks at sucking cock and doesnt even like it and has a very bad pussy rank. He said her pussy smells like a rotten dumpster.
[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay.png|thumb|200px|right|The only real porn Edward ever did was gay porn]]
==INFO Needing to be sorted out==
Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski - Ferndale, MI , Age 31
ALSO KNOWN AS
Elizabeth Luczbinski
Elizabeth Liczbinski
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PLACES LIVED
Kalamazoo , Mi
Sterling Heights , Mi
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Elizabeth Liczbinski, 31
Ferndale, MI
Elizabeth Marie Liczbinski - Sterling Heights, MI , Age 50
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Elizabeth M Licbinski
Elizabeth M Liczbinski
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PLACES LIVED
Sterling Heights , Mi
Hamtramck , Mi
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EDUCATION / WORK HISTORY
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his section includes information on Addresses, Phone Numbers, and Email Addresses
Recent Address
24*** **** St
Ferndale, MI
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Past Address
43*** **** Dr
Sterling Heights , MI
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Past Address
62*** **** St
Kalamazoo , MI
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Past Address
71*** **** Ave
Kalamazoo , MI
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LICZBINSKI, ELIZABETH BRITTANY was born in 1987 and she registered to vote, giving her address as 1027 FORD BLVD, LINCOLN PARK MICHIGAN 48146 U.S.A. (Voter ID number 32226711).
Visit the detail page of ELIZABETH BRITTANY LICZBINSKI (free).
LICZBINSKI, ELIZABETH MARIE was born in 1967 and she registered to vote, giving her address as 43219 HYDE PARK DR, STERLING HEIGHTS MICHIGAN 48313 U.S.A. (Voter ID number 7912768).
Visit the detail page of ELIZABETH MARIE LICZBINSKI (free).
AKA: Brittany Liczbinski, Elizabeth Luczbinski, Elizabeth Brittany
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Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski Age ~30 1027 Ford Blvd, Lincoln Park
Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski Age ~30 43219 Hyde Park Dr, Sterling Heights
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Muff and Mike, a savage journey to the heart of postpubescent schadenfreude.
Take a pair of exhibitionist imbeciles, add hormones, cork and shake. Stand back with loud report!
Postpubescent schadenfreude has its roots in GLANDS or sexual abuse or the desire for same.
Glandular disturbances are also responsible for obesity despite the laws of thermodynamics.
Surprise sex by relatives and transients exacerbate gender confusion when the subject is unable to find or reach its exterior genitalia and can only masturbate by riding a horse or rocking on a bowling ball.
Note the holster - Nick always carries a gun to protect himself from penis wasps.Having a hamster extracted.
Nick, who calls himself (Template:Ytlink2), is a 20 yr old pre-alcoholic security guard with an AK47 who makes hate vids of youtube rivals, performs simulated sex with trees and their amputated limbs along with other delightfully amusing antics for a horde of tween-age basement-dwelling aspies while babbling about penises. Snakes and guns are his favorite simulacra but anything stiff and somewhat cylindrical satisfies. He reached the zenith of nanocelebrity when channel 4 covered his humiliation by the condo committee of fossilized, patchouli-drenched, purple-haired incontinent latchkey hags with a collective penis.
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ROFL ROFL ROFL!!! is this a joke? do you know WHO THE FUCK I AM! YOU can not even look me in the eyes without shaking...I AM MUFFDADDY2
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—Muffdaddy2, To Anonymous
Milking the trouser snake.Exploring alternative lifestyles.DO IT FAGGOT
good god go slit your fucking throat and just die you piece of shit what a fucking loser everyone everyone point and laugh at this butt dart LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
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—Snakemannva, Muffy's lover coming to his aid.
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see look i mad you famous! are you happy now DAVE? ROFL
Mike secretly hates Nick and laughs at him with his other buddies (on the forums where Nick is banned for being a moron) about how much IRL money he's been able to get Nick to put into his business, The Wheel of Butthurtness which specializes in live sex toys.
Ha ha ha - size 9 fits!.North American Manatee Boy Love Association SEAL OF APPROVAL.
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My intrests as a hole varry inevidably.
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—Ladybloodrose, Career Chat Moderator, Extreme Penis Chat
Ladybloodrose is on duty. She suckled at the tit of Judge Judy.
Rules for this chatroom:
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#4. We will not tolerate some pussy threating to kill themselves in this chatroom we do not need to hear your pathetic life and noone will feel sorry for you the only suicide you will be doing will be killing your name on here because it will be flushed down the toilet and banned like the sissy coward you are noone here will let you have way because you through a sissy fit here
This larval Girlmecha lives in the vicinity of Withering Dugs, Arizona along the highway where one finds all those signs warning that hitch-hikers are escaped inmates. She stupefies her chat room with a constant barrage of dramabombz. (Give a naked mole rat mod powers and you put the hag in haggis.)
IRL she subsists on roadkill and those milk-jugs of recycled beer the truckers abandon when they stop to stretch their legs and she forages rest stops for used condoms and other protein sources.
<Emsee> i are been band for 5 days coz ladybloodrag (AKA ladybloodrose) has enforce a rule that u are not alowd to say words like penis and fuk and vage hole and scrote and clit and fanny and nizzle and cok and dik and shit and sex and all that jazz so i sed "that are bullshit u muther fuking bitch", then she are kiked me so i are make new acounts and then she bloked my ip from sighning in for 5 days lol
WHERE TEH FUCK DO YOU GET YOUR FACTS? THAT'S ALL FALSE AND MALICIOUS AND MEAN!
IRL, she is an oleaginous ecosystem whose sweaty folds conceal saprophytes, arthropods and a palimpsest of tattoo blunders. She lives in the backwoods of Jawjah with snakes, practices witchcraft, the sacrifice of small furry animals and raises penis wasps.
When her baby tried to strangle himself in the womb, and the putative father fled to Huntington Beach, California after their only meeting, she turned to pcp and vanilla extract to repair her damaged psyche. That was also fail because she's not an aboriginal american.
She is fully stump-trained and when not servicing the relatives and livestock, she enjoys lighthearted fun, like squashing ponies or carpet bowling. Barefoot waddles in the moonlight and diesel scented bubble baths are not the key to her heart- just bring fucking food. A 20 lb. cheddar dildo will make her yours.
Poledancing for the barnyard.She's kept here when she is fed (or when the Murray County sheriff visits).Brokeback Bitch - staggering horsemanship, vaginal stimulation.
Bisexual Animal Abuser is a low functioning Clowns Syndrome poser who lists her occupation as Chat Admin, meaning she's over 300 lbs. and her ass has fused with the chair. She bans anyone who interrupts her Carnival of Anguish (tm) over life's unfairness. She didn't ask to be born that way. All fat people are fat cuz of GLANDS which are genetic. That means you can't blame her for it because she had nothing to do with stuffing 17 tons of organic matter per annum into that insatiable maw. Morbid obesity is actually her greatest virtue. The more she can eat, the more of the universe she takes under her control and her ambition knows no bounds.
Farts are Flammable.
GlandWrap (tm) prevents spoilage.
Martha shows XXXL Mom's how to eat their young.
