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| <big><b><font color="#0000FF">WARNING!</font></b></big>
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| <b>This article contains''' [[Jews]]'''!</b></div>|2=Jewsyoulose.jpg|3=100px|4=#FFCC00|5=300px|6=0px|7=2px solid Black|8=0px}}
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| [[Image:ARomeroUnedited.jpg|thumb|right|A completely unedited picture of the head of the ACLU.]]
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| [[Image:dirtyjewspellings.jpg|thumb|[[Fact|FACT!]]]]
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| The '''ACLU''' (American Communist Lawyers Union, Anti-Christ Liars Union) is a [[American|neofascist]] organization whose goal is to install an [[Islamic]] puppet government in the [[United States]] under the guise of protecting American [[freedom]]. It also is dedicated to repressing the [[lulz]]. ACLU rallies are a good place to find [[batshit insane|valiant]] crusaders against [[mind control]].
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| ==List of events orchestrated by ACLU==
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| * Pearl Harbor
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| * [[WWII]]
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| * [[9/11]]
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| * [[Fail|The Sopranos ending]]
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| ==Notable Positions of ACLU==
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| # [http://healtheland.wordpress.com/2007/05/23/an-aclu-lawyer-exposes-the-aclus-embrace-of-political-correctness/ Nazis are good]; thus:
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| # [[fact|Jews are bad]], except the one (see right) who runs the ACLU
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| # [http://jcb.pentex-net.com/archives/2005/06/aclu_legalize_c.html Pedophiles are good]
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| # [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/07/22/AR2006072200643.html God hates fags]
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| == Goals of the ACLU ==
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| *To legalize [[anhero|post-natal abortions]], or abortions after the baby has been born, up to the age of 18
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| *To legalize [[Pedophilia|adult sexual contact with children of any age]]
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| *To free all the [[pedobear|child rapists]], and serial killers from prison
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| *To establish a [[communist]] regime in the United States
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| *To legalize [[murder]]
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| *To legalize [[pedobear|child pornography]]
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| *To force everyone to join [[NAMBLA]]
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| *To outlaw [[Christian]]ity, and Jew
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| *To Establish an [[America]]n [[Islam]]ic [[conservative|theocracy]]
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| *To Free all the terrorists from prison
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| *To [[Obama|Socialize medicine]]
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| *To put [[gay]] [[porn]] on network TV
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| *To legalize [[gay marriage]]
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| *To allow [[Mormon|adults to marry]], and have sex with [[Baby Fuck|3-10 year old children]]
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Niggers]]
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| * [[Jews]]
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| * [[Leftards]]
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| [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
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