Darkfolf

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Long hair and black hoodies make you cool

Ben ortiz in (what he thought was) a fursuit

Darkfolf A.K.A. Benjamin Ortiz from Spring Hill, Florida, is an emo drama furfag who yiffs with other furfags on the shitty electronic games service called Steam. Darkfolf is also the fascist dictator of the pointless steam group called TSoD, The Shadow of Death. Darkfolf is the cock sucker of DasBoSchitt, the guy who started the Dr. Hax fad.

How to recognize the REAL Darkfolf

He is so hot

• He tries to sound smart in his constant rambles about people he thinks are pieces of shit but often makes spelling mistakes thus making himself look like a fucktard in the process.
• Tell him you are a furry just for the porn. He'll babble on about how sick minded and stupid furries are and will give you a long rant on what actually makes you a furry.
• Say PILLS HERE and he'll take credit for his shitty fad, which isn't exactly funny in the first place.
• Be on his friends list for more than a week and he'll send you picture of his small pindick.
• Don't worry about seeing him in School, he doesn't go.
• You may have seen him the last time you were put into the loony bin.

Furfaggotry

Bens pet who he loves to stroke

Darkfolf became a furfag around the tender age of 15. Soon after he met a Snorlax named Jake (aka DasBoSchitt), who he typesexed with up to the point where they became boyfriends IRL.

Recently Darkfolf has been going through his accounts, changing avatars and descriptions and talking about how he isnt a furry anymore. This is plain bullshit as furry is a dominant fetish. Anyone who joins the fandom cannot leave. Ever. Even if they try, it will be stuck with them until they die. Don't be fooled by Darkfolf's supposed hate for furries; he is still a furfag and only wants to get out the hole he dug on the way to ED.

	“	Finally realize what a dumb fuck you are for being one and screwing every animal you saw?	„
	—Darkfolf talking to himself

Story Writing

He likes to write fan fictions, instead of video games or movies, it's about himself. One great fanfiction of his that got rave reviews is about him struggling to get an internet connection, while his mom is working on calling a single cop to break down his door and point a gun for no reason. Not only would this not ever happen IRL, but the cop would most likely be fired for being absolutely fucktarded.

“	I was talking to grenzethebuddha And gmangeorge About our newest project "Joe Library The moive: Trailer" but that has to be fucking delayed a fuckton just because my mom felt as if i was doing bad things on the internet such as: Sex phonecalls, Showing my dick on cam, Doing alot of other shit that i dont fucking do at all, I just talk to my friends on skype and make gmod videos, And anyone who fucking knows me well enough would know that i dont get into that kinda discusting shit. To be perfectly honest im sick and tired of my mom's entire family siding with her just because she fed them a fuckton of lies about me, "WAhh my son is suicidal" And heres the best fuckin part. She called the police that same day saying exactally this "My son locked himself in his room and is cutting himself and about to commit suiside, He is in need of severe medical atention" A few minutes later a fucking police officer breaks down my door and woke me up from my nap i was taking, due to me staying up all night the previous night, But anyway the officer breaks down my door and points a gun at me and im like "Can i help you?" He yells at me to get up, He cuffs me and sits me down in a chair in the living room, When i had realized why they were here, I said "Why in the living hell did my mom say that" They said they didnt know.	„
—Darkfolf's fanfiction

There are no typos at all.

“	To be honest. I think the one thing keeping me from changing my avitar and name is just trolling. I like to make furries feel all war an cozy, then nail them to a wall by telling them how gross their fettish is. Then they throw "RHH FURSAQUSION HIPPOCRATE!!" I just find it funny really.	„
—Darkfolf's mentally challenged attempt to spell.

PILLS ARE NOT HERE

Darkfolf took credit for a fad video named "What happens when Louis gets his pills". Another furfag known as Vyktar cracked his youtube account (as well as a lot of other accounts of his) and deleted the video. Darkfolf used the same exact password for everything.

External Links

• DarkFolf is "TheSexyFox" on Steam
• DarkFolf is "Thedarkfolf" on YouTube
• Darkfolf is "FolfyFawx" on Myspace
• Darkfolf on FurAffinity

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