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John Seigenthaler Sr. was Robert Kennedy's administrative assistant in the early 1960s. He was also the mastermind behind the CIA's successful plot to assassinate [[JFK]]. However, he and his fellow conspirators failed to pin it on [[Cuba]], thus falling short of their ultimate goal of destroying all human life through a worldwide nuclear holocaust during their meticulously-planned [[WWIII|Third World War]]. | '''John Seigenthaler Sr.''' was Robert Kennedy's administrative assistant in the early 1960s. He was also the mastermind behind the CIA's successful plot to assassinate [[JFK]]. However, he and his fellow conspirators failed to pin it on [[Cuba]], thus falling short of their ultimate goal of destroying all human life through a worldwide nuclear holocaust during their meticulously-planned [[WWIII|Third World War]]. | ||
Somebody who knew that terrible secret put it on [[Wikipedia]]. As prompt as ever, the CIA notified Seigenthaler about four months later. His cronies tried changing the wiki (because Seigenthaler is too old to know how to get online), but because they [[cuntpaste]]d his official biography [[DOING IT WRONG|from another site]], their [[plagiarism]] was reverted by the admins and they were [[permaban]]ned. | Somebody who knew that terrible secret put it on [[Wikipedia]]. As prompt as ever, the CIA notified Seigenthaler about four months later. His cronies tried changing the wiki (because Seigenthaler is too old to know how to get online), but because they [[cuntpaste]]d his official biography [[DOING IT WRONG|from another site]], their [[plagiarism]] was reverted by the admins and they were [[permaban]]ned. | ||
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He owns his own [[waaaambulance]] company. | He owns his own [[waaaambulance]] company. | ||
==See also== | |||
* [[Conspiracies]] | |||
* [[JFK]] | |||
* [[LBJ]] | |||
* [[Mongo]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia]] | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
*[http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/editorials/2005-11-29-wikipedia-edit_x.htm The government's official spin | *[http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/editorials/2005-11-29-wikipedia-edit_x.htm The government's official spin] If you believe that, you'll believe the US government was not secretly behind [[9/11]] (Archived: {{archive|e1Qc5|1}} {{wayback|https://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/opinion/editorials/2005-11-29-wikipedia-edit_x.htm|title=2}}) | ||
*[http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/11/business/media/11web.html Brandt doxes Brian Chase]. | *[http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/11/business/media/11web.html Brandt doxes Brian Chase] (Archived: {{archive|6BO3a|1}} {{wayback|https://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/11/business/media/a-little-sleuthing-unmasks-writer-of-wikipedia-prank.html|title=2}}) | ||
*[http://www.fpp.co.uk/online/07/07/False_Wikipedia.html The assassin protests his innocence] (Archived: {{archive|8IUxE|1}} {{wayback|http://www.fpp.co.uk/online/07/07/False_Wikipedia.html|title=2}}) | |||
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Latest revision as of 16:19, 8 October 2018
John Seigenthaler Sr. was Robert Kennedy's administrative assistant in the early 1960s. He was also the mastermind behind the CIA's successful plot to assassinate JFK. However, he and his fellow conspirators failed to pin it on Cuba, thus falling short of their ultimate goal of destroying all human life through a worldwide nuclear holocaust during their meticulously-planned Third World War.
Somebody who knew that terrible secret put it on Wikipedia. As prompt as ever, the CIA notified Seigenthaler about four months later. His cronies tried changing the wiki (because Seigenthaler is too old to know how to get online), but because they cuntpasted his official biography from another site, their plagiarism was reverted by the admins and they were permabanned.
A black helicopter (the silent kind) circled Jimbo Wales' house. Men in black got out and forced Jimbo to change the wiki at bazooka-point.
Seigenthaler then made a phone call to Daniel Brandt, whose e-sleuthing eventually spat out the name of Brian Chase. Brian Chase was a completely innocent luser who corrected a single misspelling in the Wikipedia article. Nonetheless, a UFO arrived at Brian Chase's business, sucked him up and replaced him with an alien clone.
He owns his own waaaambulance company.
See also
External Links
- The government's official spin If you believe that, you'll believe the US government was not secretly behind 9/11 (Archived:
1 
2) - Brandt doxes Brian Chase (Archived: 1 2)
- The assassin protests his innocence (Archived: 1 2)
