BattlefieldPlay4Free

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Battlefield Play4Free is a shitty version of Battlefield 2, with awfully balanced weapons, a handful of maps (only a few are played, and they are all from BF2 anyway), retarded developers, butthurt clans, useless community and no technical support for players having issues with the game.

Maps

Dalian - Some big blue snow map with is composed of two large beer kegs and some buildings. This map is probably one of the most poorly built maps in this game, or any Battlefield game for that matter.

Sharqi - A lovely place for a shitstorm, this map is only played by people with overpowered, modified weapons on their Assault class and medics with the MG36. This map consists of everyone running past the point right of their spawn and directly to the middle of the map where there are mortar strike, at least 30 grenades being thrown at the same time, troll medics reviving dead allies that are in the middle of a crossfire, recons try to get kills with the SV98 and enginners waving their dicks around trying to kill people with the RPG.

Oman - A map that is only playable if you are a certified helicopter/jet pilot and can do a barrel roll and a skydive at the same time. Of course, nobody actually uses an helicopter like a normal person. The transport chopper is just used for a taxi, taking players from point-to-point to capture them. The attack helicopter is piloted by some asswipe assault person that with a C4 booster that has placed 8 charges on the chopper, and then flies it into the nearest enemy-occupied point. Besides this, on the ground, all you're see is 3 points already belonging to one team, and there being a huge spawn-kill festival at one point (normally A).

Basra - This map consists of a parking building, houses and claymores on every other corner. There are also bound to be a bunch of recons sniping from the same spot with an M95 and people with the AEK-971 running around like cockroaches.

Mashtuur - Some poorly-constructed map that takes place in India and nobody plays.

Dragon Valley - Oman with trees, water and even less buildings. Expect to see people in the air that have just learned to pilot a attack chopper having the time of their lives.

Myanmar - A temple in the middle of a huge map that of 75% obscured by vegetation. Don't expect to see people play this map alot.

Karkand - You know, Karkand, right? That overplayed map that's in every Battlefield game since Battlefield 2 and consists of people capping the point in front of the spawn, then running the middle of the map to have a giant clusterfuck of every class and ground vehicle in the game? Yeah, that map.

Weapons

MG36 - The most overpowered gun in the game, kills people in 4 shots and is accurate to pick of people from halfway across the map. This gun is for the Medic, and is not the only OP gun the this class.

AEK-971 - A weapon that once used to be a AK-47 with less recoil and more range, is now an overpowered assault rifle that can pick off anyone within 300 yards.

USAS-12 - The second most OP gun in the game, everyone has the "Elite" version of this gun, that has 3x more range and damage then the regular USAS-12. This automatic-shotgun was supposedly nerfed, like alot of other weapons.

SPAS-15 - Same fucking thing, just costs more.

MP-446 - A pistol that kills in 3 shots over long range and is stronger than most primary weapons.

L96A1 - A sniper rifle with no bullet drop, insta-kill abilities and fast bolt action abilities aswell. One of the few sniper rifles anyone uses.

SV98 - The most retarded gun in the game, the bullets from this gun go 25 feet, then immediately drop and couldn't kill a fucking rat.

G3A4 - The default assault that sucks, but players mod it and go around saying they are pro for using it. If you do this, please know that nobody gives a fuck and you need to shut up and buy an actual gun.

MP5 - SMG, for the Engineer that has no recoil and drops enemies like flies. Of course, no-one complains about it because if this gun didn't exist Engineers would be useless.

Developers

The average EA developer. The developers don't really do much, this game is pretty much the same it was a year ago. Like any other free-to-play game, they add an overpowered gun that you need to be level 20 or above for. They tend to troll the community by saying they are going to do a large income of gaming content, such as new maps and then not delivering as promised. Other than this, the only thing the devs do is post shit on their Facebook and Twitter.

Clans

The competitive community in this game can't be denoted unless you take 20 minutes out of each day to be on trial for a clan and waste time getting to know everyone. Nearly all the currently composed are either inactive, full of butthurt, ran by shitheads or just plain bad. These clans include but are not limited to, L3git, +3 Gaming, BOF, Seal Team 6, Old Guys, and 13th Expeditionary Unit.