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The release of Christopher Nolan's '''''[[Batman|The Dark Knight Rises]]''''' in 2012 brought with it the conclusion of a relatively successful trilogy and the undisputed excellence that was the [[Aurora Theatre Shooting]].  Some argue that this legacy is at risk of becoming tarnished as a result of the mass outpouring of painfully [[unfunny]] memes, primarily focusing upon the character of [[Steroids|Bane]], which have since emerged to further befoul the already notoriously [[Cancer|toxic]] internet.
 
==The Meme behind the Mask==
 
The [[Oh Exploitable!|exploitable]] nature of Bane's mask has inevitably led to its widespread utilisation in a great many [[shoops]]. The incorporation of an images subject-matter into [[Bane#When_X_you_have_my_permission_to_Y|"''When X you have my permission to Y''"]] is a common theme, as is the [[Meme Combining|'cross pollination']] of already existing memes... and [[A cat is fine too|cats]].
 
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{{cg|Let the memes begin...|LOLPIX|center|<gallery>
File:Bane Mask Forever Alone.jpg|[[Forever Alone]]
File:LOLWUT Bane.png|[[LOL WUT]]
File:Baneface.png|[[Trollface]]
File:We Got Ourselves A Baneass.png|[[Badass]]
</gallery> | <gallery> File:Bane Cat.png|[[Cats]]
File:Football Game Bane.jpg|[[Handegg]]
File:Bane Bill Cosby.jpg|[[Bill Cosby]]
File:Bane Sound Of Music.jpg|[[Music]]
File:Bane Mask Obama Change 2012.jpg|[[Black Jesus]]
File:Bane Mask Lego.png|[[Lego]]s
File:Bane Dolan.png|[[Uncle Dolan]]
File:Bane Mask Hank Hill Probane.png|[[Hank Hill]]
File:Bane Picard.jpg|[[Picard]]
File:Mr Banes Holiday.jpg|[[Bean]]
File:Bane Good Guy.png|[[Good Guy Greg]]
File:Bane Mask Bob Marley.png|[[Fat Larry's Band|Bob Marley]]
File:Bane_Behind_The_Mask.jpg|Deviation of<br>[[Unrealistic expectations|Expectation]]
File:Bane Cat Understand.jpg|[[Language|Liguistical]] genius.
File:Bane Chill Bro.jpg|[[Brofist|Best buddies]].
File:Bane Cat Rise.jpg|A challenger appears!
File:Bane Cat Drawing.png|[[Drawfag]] appreciation
File:Bane Gusta.jpg|[[Me Gusta]]
File:Bane Mask Pony.jpg|[[My Little Pony]]
File:Bane Mask On Meme.png|[[Macro]]
</gallery>}}
 
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{{cg|Come bat me bro!|CBMB|center|<gallery>File:Bane Come At Me 1.jpg
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File:Bane Come At Me 5.jpg
File:Bane Come At Me 6.gif
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==When X you have my permission to Y==
 
By far the most ubiquitous of all TDKR/Bane memes, 99.9% being chronically unfunny, this stems from a line spoken by Bane to an imprisoned Bruce Wayne.
 
{{quote|<small>We will destroy Gotham and then, when it is done and Gotham is ashes, then you have my permission to die.</small>| [http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0000208/quotes Bane]}}
 
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File:Bane XtoY1.png
File:Bane XtoY2.png
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==Bain Capital==
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[[File:Bane Romney Nope.jpg|center|333px|frame|<center>A lack of change you can believe in!</center>]]
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Outrage in relation to the questionable practices of [http://www.bain.com/ Bain & Company, Inc.], an organisation operated at one time by [[Mitt Romney]] the Republican [[2012 Elections|presidential-candidate]], has seen Bane taking to the streets of [[New York]] in order to kick a little knowledge... ZOMG META AS FUCK!!1
 
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File:Bane Bain Capital Protest 2.jpg
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<center>{{morphquote|BaneVsBain|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<small>You’ll have an easier time finding the bat cave than where we stash our profits...</small> | [http://go.bloomberg.com/political-capital/2012-08-30/bain-meets-bane/ Bain/Bane]
|<small>It will be a long dark night you’ll be facing if Romney gets elected!</small> | [http://go.bloomberg.com/political-capital/2012-08-30/bain-meets-bane/ Bain/Bane]
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File:Bane Bain Co Romney Edit.jpg
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A number of people, including reactionary conservative [[Tinfoil hat|Rush Limbaugh]], have publicly cited the possibilty that Bane's presence; along with other elements contained within the storyline of TDKR, is nothing but a subtle [[Shitty attack article|barb]] against Mitt Romney.
 
<center>{{morphquote|RUSHFAGGOTRY|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<small>Do you think it is accidental that the name of the really vicious, [[Fuck you I'm a dragon|fire-breathing]], [[LOL WUT|four-eyed]], whatever-it-is villain in this movie is named Bane?</small>|[http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2012/07/17/the_batman_campaign a description of Bane indicative of ''no'' research having been completed]
|<small>A lot of people are going to see the movie. [[USI|And it's a lot of brain-dead people]] -- entertainment, the pop culture crowd -- and they're going to hear Bane in the movie and they're going to associate Bain.</small>|[http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2012/07/17/the_batman_campaign Rush's opinion of the American populace]
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Given that the character was created in 1993, one full year prior to Romney's first bid for elected office; his [[Fail|unsuccessful]] 1994 run for the senate against Ted Kennedy, these are clearly nothing more than the paranoid ravings of the [[Retards|mentally-deluded]].
 
==IRL Faggotry & CosPlay==
 
Celebrating a vicious, cold-blooded murdering terrorist, truly [[Why do you hate America?|sickening]]...
 
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{{cg|Deshi basara!|PIXTARS|center|<gallery>
File:Bane IRL Dirt.jpg|Not even [[car]]s are safe.
File:Bane IRL Shopping.png|Retail [[therapy]].
File:IRL Bane Mask.jpg|[[Logic]]al progression?
File:Bane IRL Rule 63.jpg|[[Rule 63]] </gallery> | <gallery>
File:Bane IRL.jpg|brb Gotham, dying...
File:Bane CosPlay Panties.jpg|[[12 year old girl]] version.
File:Bane CosPlay Fat.jpg|[[Fat]] [[spic]] version.
File:Bane CosPlay Girl Mask.jpg|[[Fail|Sculpey]] version.
File:Bane Kitty T-Shirt.jpg|A t-shirt is fine too.
File:Bane Kitty T-Shirt Camwhored.jpg|[[Camwhore]]
File:Bane IRL Graffiti Cash.jpg|[[Money]]
File:Bane IRL Action Figure.jpg|[[Toys]]
File:Bane IRL Coffee.jpg|[[Coffee]]
File:Bane IRL iFags.jpg|[[iPhone|iFags]]
File:Bane IRL Mask Intercom.jpg|[[y helo thar]]!
File:Bane R34.png|[[R34|No exceptions...]]
</gallery>}}
 
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==See Also==
*[[Why So Serious?]]
*[[Heath Ledger]]
*[[Comic book fans]]
 
==External Links==
 
*[http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2012/08/30/on-eve-of-romneys-big-speech-a-focus-on-bain/ NY Times - A Focus on Bain]
*[http://comicbook.com/blog/2012/08/31/the-dark-knight-rises-a-bane-vs-bain-rematch/ ComicBook.com - Bane Vs. Bain]
 
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Revision as of 08:05, 2 October 2012

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