Gintama

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every episode of Gintama summarized

Gintama, also known as "silver testicle", is an anime created by an unoriginal gorilla known as Sorachi Hideaki. The show consist of shitty toilet humor and testicle joke and other jokes that were rip straight off from the other anime.

Plot

The story is about an unemployed, reatarded old fag name Sakata Gintoki who runs a shitty company that is capable to do anything which includes giving blow jobs. He teamed up with 2 other jackoff, one is a 14-year old female illegal chink immigrant from outer space name Kagura and a hopeless piece of glasses known as Shinpachi. They also had a fucking big dog that is capable of chewing people's head. But way before that, Gintoki used to be a furfag killing an hero that fight with only a katana while the alien has a massive laser cannon called "Neo armsrong cyclone jet cannon". After losing to a bunch of furfag, gintoki become bun and eventually found an old bitch that offers him a place to live in exchanged with a hot one night stand. And the rest is nothing but a bunch of author's lazy babbling, cock jokes and anime reference.

Characters

Gintoki and his gintama in all his glory

• Gintoki - A stupid natural palm, sadistic, unemployed samruai that likes to eat sweet shit. He used to be killing furfag that came from the sky and doesn't afraid of anything. After rage quit, he become a local pedophile and an alcoholic that does nothing but playing with his balls and gambling until he has no clothes left.

• Kagura - A dirty female alien chink that likes to eat a lot. She belongs to a race of super saiyan fighter alien tribe that is capable of 9/11 without airplanes, except they are invulnerable to sunlight, which they has to carry a shitty umbrella that can not only block any fucking attack, also shoot bullets and soy sauce. She currently living in a closet.

• Shinpachi - A pair of glasses. No seriously, he is a special need that requires his shit clone to carry him. The clone is however an annoying, whinny otaku virgin piece of shit that dreams about fucking his favorite pop star everyday.

• Sadaharu - A fucking giant dog that goes ape shit after drink strawberry milk.

You are gonna get rape

• Okita Sougo - The king of a sadist of the planet sadist.

• Hijikata Toushirou - A smoke addictive that like to add every food with his yellow shit.

• Kondou Isao - A gorilla that goes naked in every episode. Currently stalking Shinpachi's sister Otose.

nigga Katsura in all his glory

• Zura(IS NOT ZURA, KATSURA!!!) - Gintoki's retarded friend. Used to be killing furfag with Gintoki. After the war, he create an organization to troll alien but failed miserably on every attempt. He likes to fuck animal which explain his fur suit friend Elizabeth. There is also an episode where he becomes a nigger and quoting Obama.