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[[ | [[Image:instagram.png|thumb|right|IT'S A PICTURE OF AN OLD CAMERA ON AN APP THAT USES FILTERS TO MAKE PICTURES LOOK OLD, GEDDIT?!?!?!]] | ||
[[ | [[Image:Instagram Edison image.jpg|thumb|right|Your cat is not impressed with your photography skills. Not at all.]] | ||
[[Image:Instagram pro photographer.jpg|thumb|right|Instagram users sincerely believe they are photographers.]] | |||
[[Image:Instagram negress.jpg|thumb|right|A [[negress]] gets it right.]] | |||
[[Image:Meanwhile instagram.jpg|thumb|right|Instagram users in action.]] | |||
'''Instagram''' is a crap-tastic app for [[Android]] and [[iPhone]] that takes pictures and then runs them through shitty filters that make the pictures look even worse than before. Because of these filters, Instagram is mainly used by people who want to mask how ugly [[your|their]] faces are, as well as cock-sucking [[hipsters]] who feel that they must photograph and share all of the stupid shit that they do throughout their day to everyone they know. Instagram is also its own defunct [[Social networking sites|social network]] where people can share their worthless and ugly images to other users. You can't even access the network on the real Internets, only through the shitty [[iPhone]] and [[Android]] apps, making it totally useless. Instagram is also a large source of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] as many of its users think they are suddenly photographers because they can take random pictures of their lunch or [[cock]] and put a filter on it, thus making it look [[Gay|interesting and insightful]]. [[Facebook]] bought this pile of shit for a billion dollars. | '''Instagram''' is a crap-tastic app for [[Android]] and [[iPhone]] that takes pictures and then runs them through shitty filters that make the pictures look even worse than before. Because of these filters, Instagram is mainly used by people who want to mask how ugly [[your|their]] faces are, as well as cock-sucking [[hipsters]] who feel that they must photograph and share all of the stupid shit that they do throughout their day to everyone they know. Instagram is also its own defunct [[Social networking sites|social network]] where people can share their worthless and ugly images to other users. You can't even access the network on the real Internets, only through the shitty [[iPhone]] and [[Android]] apps, making it totally useless. Instagram is also a large source of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] as many of its users think they are suddenly photographers because they can take random pictures of their lunch or [[cock]] and put a filter on it, thus making it look [[Gay|interesting and insightful]]. [[Facebook]] bought this pile of shit for a billion dollars. | ||
Revision as of 02:28, 17 November 2012
Instagram is a crap-tastic app for Android and iPhone that takes pictures and then runs them through shitty filters that make the pictures look even worse than before. Because of these filters, Instagram is mainly used by people who want to mask how ugly their faces are, as well as cock-sucking hipsters who feel that they must photograph and share all of the stupid shit that they do throughout their day to everyone they know. Instagram is also its own defunct social network where people can share their worthless and ugly images to other users. You can't even access the network on the real Internets, only through the shitty iPhone and Android apps, making it totally useless. Instagram is also a large source of Unwarranted Self-Importance as many of its users think they are suddenly photographers because they can take random pictures of their lunch or cock and put a filter on it, thus making it look interesting and insightful. Facebook bought this pile of shit for a billion dollars.
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