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[[Image:Asking.jpg|thumb|400px|[[Rape|They're going to get it!]]]]
"'''Asking for it'''" describes all [[women]]'s passive provocation of [[man]] to perform [[List of sex moves|various sexual acts]] upon her.  
"'''Asking for it'''" describes all [[women]]'s passive provocation of [[man]] to perform [[List of sex moves|various sexual acts]] upon her. They are '''ALWAYS''' asking for it, and to not give [[rape|it]] to them is a [[crime]].
 
They are '''ALWAYS''' asking for it, and [[do not want|''to not give it to them'']] is a [[crime]].


==History==
==History==
[[Image:Asking.jpg|thumb|left|[[Rape|They're going to get it!]]]]
[[Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Everyone knows [[JonBenet Ramsey|JonBenet]] was [[Raep|asking for it]].]]
[[Image: this is asking for it.jpg|thumb|left|[[Attention Whore|Really Asking for it!]]]]
[[Image:Misha15yofggt.png‎|thumb|150px|An obvious [[jailbait]] is obvious.]]
[[Image:Blondes_asking_for_it.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Moar]] asking for it.]]
[[Image:She was asking for it... by ~necrosadista on deviantART.jpg|thumb|left|A [[weaboo]] really asking for it]]
[[Image:Asking-for-it-2.png|thumb|left|Room for one [[more]] ladies?]]
[[File:Imouto_asking_for_it.gif|center]]
Since [[God]] created Eve, all women have been asking for it. Their very existence is an open invitation to [[rape]], with their legs and their walking and their breathing, the [[slut]]s.  
Since [[God]] created Eve, all women have been asking for it. Their very existence is an open invitation to [[rape]], with their legs and their walking and their breathing, the [[slut]]s.  


The mere [[fact]] that [[rape]] is [[lulz|more gratifying]] than regular, boring [[sex]]; because the terrified convulsing of the [[vagina]] around a [[penis|man's rape rod]] feeling [[awesome|so fucking good]], proves that [[God]] intended for [[rape]] to be a justifiable means of being [[sickfuck|fruitful and multiplying]], as opposed to plain old, boring sex, which eliminates the drive and the "get (h)er done" attitude.
The mere [[fact]] that [[rape]] is [[lulz|more gratifying]] than regular, boring [[sex]]; because the terrified convulsing of the [[vagina]] around a [[penis|man's rape rod]] feeling [[awesome|so fucking good]], proves that [[God]] intended for [[rape]] to be a justifiable means of being [[sickfuck|fruitful and multiplying]], as opposed to plain old, boring sex, which eliminates the drive and the "get (h)er done" attitude. They also ask for it so they can blame all their later problems in life on it.
 
They also ask for it so they can blame all their later problems in life on it.
{{clear}}


==[[Feminism]] and Asking for it==
==[[Feminism]] and Asking for it==
'''Womens' Studies''' begun in the late '60s for mainly [[lesbians]] later caught on with  
'''Womens' Studies''' begun in the late '60s for mainly [[lesbians]] later caught on with  
hetero women in [[College|community colleges]], has resulted in giving them a false [[unwarranted self-importance|sense of  
hetero women in [[College|community colleges]], has resulted in giving them a false [[unwarranted self-importance|sense of power]]. [[PWI|Once empowered]] by their feminist professors, the resulting graduates definitely were asking for it.
power]], and worse yet....[[DO NOT WANT|equality]].
 
[[PWI|Once empowered]] by their feminist professors, the resulting graduates definitely were asking for it.


[[Image:11254325 Lady J SqueezeThese.jpg|thumb|right|Definately asking for it.]]
In the '70s, [[lesbian|certain]] elements of the female gender decided that they were sick  
In the '70s, certain elements of the female gender (ie. [[lesbian]]s) decided that they were sick  
of getting it, and that [[fail|they too would like to give it]]. This had the net effect of [[In the kitchen|liberating women]] and giving them more [[S&M|"choice and freedom"]] (choice and freedom in who is going to rape them, that is). [[Feminists]] will just [[anger]] the stronger sex and make their [[cunt]]s more sought-after.   
of getting it, and that [[fail|they too would like to give it]]. This had the net effect of [[In the kitchen|liberating women]] and giving them more [[S&M|"choice and freedom"]].
 
Choice and freedom in who is going to [[rape|raep them]], that is.  
 
[[Feminists]] will just [[anger]] the stronger sex and make their [[cunt]]s more sought-after.   
[[Image:Asking for nigga.gif|frame|left|They were sick
of getting it, so they would like to give it too.]]
 
{{clear}}


==When Women Are Asking For It==
==When Women Are Asking For It==
[[Image:Childhood cocktease.jpg|thumb|right|Boys learn at an early age that women are "asking for it".]]
[[File:Prostatotasking4it.jpg|thumb|It's never too early to start]]
[[Image:Askinfodat.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[12 year old girls|They're all 13!! ]] ]]
Women are ALWAYS asking for it, but a few situations should be briefly mentioned:
[[Image:Askingforit12345.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A group of sluts totally [[Raep|asking for it]]]]
*'''[[Abortion]] Clinic''': This baby killer is whoring for sure. You can help by ensuring she doesn't even have to ask. ITS [[Awwright]]!
[[Image:askingforit1321.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A "subtle" [[Raep|asking for it]]]]
*'''At the Gym''': She's ready for it.
[[Image:Unclogging_her_pipes.jpg|thumb|right|And a not-so-subtle [[Raep|asking for it]]]]
*'''At the Concert''': She's most likely going to go crowd surfing. Position yourself within her trajectory and hope she lands on your cock.
 
*'''At the [[Mall]]''': She is most likely spending a man's money therefore as a piece of property, she is asking for it. Who are you to deny her?
'''''Women are ALWAYS asking for it, but a few situations should be briefly mentioned:'''''
*'''At the Park''': Where better than to see how wild an animal she can be.   
 
*'''Bedridden/Invalid''': While not quite as gratifying, if you can't find any females roaming the streets or in an unlocked house, incapacitated females can be quite kinky. You haven't lived until dodging a bed pan or colostomy bag thrown by a playful lover.
'''[[Abortion]] Clinic''': This baby killer is whoring for sure. You can help by ensuring she doesn't even have to ask. ITS [[Awwright]]!
*'''Breaking up with you for false claims of sexism''': Obviously not true. You treat your bitch the right way. She's asking for it.
 
*'''[[Church]]''': She's not just there to be filled with [[semen|the holy ghost]]. Instead of asking for it she will be singing your praises to the heavens. Make her kneel down and catch your amazing graces.
'''At the Gym''': She's ready for it.
*'''Homecoming''': She has bought an [[Whore|expensive dress]] and wanna some dance and fun, so ITS [[Awwright]]!
 
*'''[[Homeless]]''': She'll take it for a [[cheeseburger]].
'''At the Concert''': She's most likely going to go crowd surfing. Position yourself within her trajectory and hope she lands on your cock.
*'''Fat''': She'll take it for a [[Louise Ogborn|cheeseburger]] [[a cat is fine too|too]].  
 
*'''At school''': She's trying to be smart, but remember all women are stupid. She's asking for it, so IT'S [[Awwright]]!!
'''At the [[Mall]]''': She is most likely spending a man's money therefore as a piece of property, she is asking for it. Who are you to deny her?
*'''Other obvious scenarios for which no explanation is needed''': Performing surgery, babysitting, giving birth, having limb amputated, voting, holding puppies, wearing tight pants and tight clothing overall, if she is alive, if she is dead.
 
'''At the Park''': Where better than to see how wild an animal she can be.   
 
'''Bedridden/Invalid''': While not quite as gratifying, if you can't find any females roaming the streets or in an unlocked house, incapacitated females can be quite kinky. You haven't lived until dodging a bed pan or colostomy bag thrown by a playful lover.
 
'''Breaking up with you for false claims of sexism''': Obviously not true. You treat your bitch the right way. She's asking for it.
 
'''[[Church]]''': She's not just there to be filled with the holy ghost if you get my meaning. Instead of asking for it she will be singing your praises to the heavens. Make her kneel down and catch your amazing graces.
 
'''[[cars|Driving]]''': Any female in control of a motor vehicle is just asking for it. These women's lib types just have it on their forehead like daddy's dick.
 
'''Homecoming''': She has bought an [[Whore|expensive dress]] and wanna some dance and fun, so ITS [[Awwright]]!
 
'''Homemaking''': If you're a woman and you overcook a man's pot roast, you're asking for it.
 
'''[[Homeless]]''': She'll take it for a [[cheeseburger]].
 
'''Fat''': She'll take it for a [[Louise Ogborn|cheeseburger]] [[a cat is fine too|too]].  
 
'''At school''': She's trying to be smart, but remember all women are stupid. She's asking for it, so IT'S [[Awwright]]!!
 
'''Sadie Hawkins dance''': She's definitely asking for it!
 
'''Other obvious scenarios for which no explanation is needed''': Performing surgery, babysitting, giving birth, having limb amputated, voting, holding puppies, wearing tight pants and tight clothing overall, if she is alive, if she is dead.
 
==Trolling==
 
Scenario: An unsuspecting newfag strolls non-chalantly into a *chan and begins taunting the /b/asement dwellers, uploading several face pics from his brand new 3G iPhone. Little did he know the iPhone encodes EXIF data into photos, giving away his [[IRL]] location. This newfag is '''asking for it''', to get raeped by the [[Internet Hate Machine]]. 
 
=Now in Music!=


==Now in Music==
Don't you just love when you find that one song that truly encompasses the [[rape|raw emotions only a man could feel]]? Here at [[ED]], that sentiment is always appreciated. So for your musical pleasure, here it is. A song unhindered by [[feminazis]] and [[liberals]] alike. Because folks, she was most certainly asking for it (keep in mind, this is a completely legitimate song).
Don't you just love when you find that one song that truly encompasses the [[rape|raw emotions only a man could feel]]? Here at [[ED]], that sentiment is always appreciated. So for your musical pleasure, here it is. A song unhindered by [[feminazis]] and [[liberals]] alike. Because folks, she was most certainly asking for it (keep in mind, this is a completely legitimate song).
<center><youtube>12K6Gws9aws</youtube></center>
<center><youtube>12K6Gws9aws</youtube></center>


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{cg|This Gallery Is Asking For it...|askingforitgallery|center|<gallery>
{{cg||Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:AskingForItBeach.jpg |What else could they be doing?
Image:Asking-for-it-2.png
Image:Askingforitanimuedition.jpg|These bikinis are the premiere in asking for it technology.
File:Imouto_asking_for_it.gif
Image:11254325 Lady J SqueezeThese.jpg
Image: this is asking for it.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Roflstockings.jpg
Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg|Everyone knows [[JonBenet Ramsey|JonBenet]] was asking for it
Image:Misha15yofggt.png‎|An obvious [[jailbait]] is obvious
Image:Blondes_asking_for_it.jpg|[[Moar]] asking for it
Image:She was asking for it... by ~necrosadista on deviantART.jpg|A [[weaboo]] asking for it
Image:Childhood cocktease.jpg|Boys learn at an early age that women are "asking for it".
Image:Askinfodat.jpg|[[12 year old girls|They're all 13!!]]
Image:Askingforit12345.jpg|A group of sluts totally asking for it
Image:askingforit1321.jpg|A "subtle" asking for it
Image:Unclogging_her_pipes.jpg|And a not-so-subtle asking for it
Image:Asking for nigga.gif|They were sick of getting it, so they would like to give it too.
Image:So_asking_for_it.jpg|A [[MySpace]] slut asking for it.
Image:So_asking_for_it.jpg|A [[MySpace]] slut asking for it.
Image:Claudia gangbang.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]]'s fiancee asking for it from 3 other guys. Notice that the red haired one doesn't have a boner.
Image:Claudia gangbang.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]]'s fiancee asking for it from 3 other guys. Notice that the red haired one doesn't have a boner.
Image:So_fucking_asking_for_it..JPG|A [[weaboo]] asking for it.</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:So_fucking_asking_for_it..JPG|A [[weaboo]] asking for it.
Image:Gaiafag7.jpg
Image:Gaiafag7.jpg
Image:Lhopnip.jpg|Even Mrs. Ingalls was asking for it.
Image:Lhopnip.jpg|Even Mrs. Ingalls was asking for it.
Image:Roflstockings.jpg|A typical slut, asking for it.
Image:Myspace cleavage iphone.jpg|94.1% of teenage girls are asking for it.
Image:Myspace cleavage iphone.jpg|94.1% of teenage girls are asking for it.
Image:Cocktease candid.jpg|Asking for it. No doubt.
Image:Cocktease candid.jpg|Asking for it. No doubt.
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Image:RAPEISSEXY.jpg|What is sexy? [[Raep|RAEP IS SEXY!]]
Image:RAPEISSEXY.jpg|What is sexy? [[Raep|RAEP IS SEXY!]]
Image:Suicide girl asking for it.jpg|An anarchist girl asking for it
Image:Suicide girl asking for it.jpg|An anarchist girl asking for it
Image:Prostatotasking4it.jpg|[[Pedobear|PEACHEZ ASL!?!]]
Image:Ferocious_motherfucker.jpg|[[Asian]] girl asking for it.
Image:Ferocious_motherfucker.jpg|[[Asian]] girl asking for it.
Image:Vampire don henrie.jpg|Shitting is a sign of asking for it.  
Image:Vampire don henrie.jpg|Shitting is a sign of asking for it.  
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Image:Asking_For_It_Kitty.JPG|Another slut asking for it.
Image:Asking_For_It_Kitty.JPG|Another slut asking for it.
Image:Asking_for_it_hippiebird.jpg‎|Dirty birds. They flock together.
Image:Asking_for_it_hippiebird.jpg‎|Dirty birds. They flock together.
Image:dm_is_asking_for_it.jpg|Asking for it from a furry.
Image:Cb_asking_for_it.jpg|Yep..
Image:Anna Beshnova.jpg|Ask and ye shall receive.
Image:2lj5a41.jpg|[[Azn]] asking for it.
Image:Askingforitanimuedition.jpg|These bikinis are the premiere in asking for it technology.
Image:Justin_Bieber_-_Rape_Happens_For_A_Reason.jpg|[[Justin Bieber]] is an expert when it comes to "asking for it".
Image:Justin_Bieber_-_Rape_Happens_For_A_Reason.jpg|[[Justin Bieber]] is an expert when it comes to "asking for it".
</gallery>
image:Screaming_out_for_it.png|Positively ''screaming out'' for it.
|}}
</gallery>}}


== See also ==
==Videos==
[[image:Screaming_out_for_it.png|thumb|right|Positively ''screaming out'' for it.]]
{{center|<youtube>31XDvCsvmXs</youtube><br>
* [[Tease Pics]]
'''She's begging to get graped'''}}
 
== See Also ==
* [[Almost Raped]]
* [[Almost Raped]]
* [[Jailbait]]
* [[Jailbait]]
* [[Heather Howland]] Is always asking for it.
* [[Rape]]: What they're asking for
* [[Tawneelynne]]
* [[Tease Pics]]
* [[Tammyslut]]
* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* [[mexicanicepick]]
* [[DJ Skeptik]]
* [[Raep]]
* [[4girls]]
* [[School Bus Fight]]  Bus driver was asking for it.
* [[WarpMyMind.com]] is asking for trolling.
* Hole - [[Grunge|They]] [[Shit no one cares about|have a song called "Asking For It", and another one called "Dicknail".]]
* John Striker of [[Mexico]], who reportedly claimed that all women were "asking for it", when he whipped out his "special magic staff of Seasons!"
 
== External links ==
 
* [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=137311884 A fat] [[weeaboo]] [[whore]] asking for it.
* [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=308343780 She]  [[whore|asked for it]], [[lies|then denied it]], and then [[idiot|asked for it again]].
* [http://milkosaurus.livejournal.com/ Totally asking for it.]
* [http://www.stickam.com/profile/tori0ox] Not only is [[16 year old girl|she]] asking for it, but she scouts for potential rapists!
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31XDvCsvmXs She's BEGGING to get graped!
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okJWl7ZrWA4&feature=related] Definition of asking for it


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Revision as of 00:47, 21 December 2012

They're going to get it!

"Asking for it" describes all women's passive provocation of man to perform various sexual acts upon her. They are ALWAYS asking for it, and to not give it to them is a crime.

History

Since God created Eve, all women have been asking for it. Their very existence is an open invitation to rape, with their legs and their walking and their breathing, the sluts.

The mere fact that rape is more gratifying than regular, boring sex; because the terrified convulsing of the vagina around a man's rape rod feeling so fucking good, proves that God intended for rape to be a justifiable means of being fruitful and multiplying, as opposed to plain old, boring sex, which eliminates the drive and the "get (h)er done" attitude. They also ask for it so they can blame all their later problems in life on it.

Feminism and Asking for it

Womens' Studies begun in the late '60s for mainly lesbians later caught on with hetero women in community colleges, has resulted in giving them a false sense of power. Once empowered by their feminist professors, the resulting graduates definitely were asking for it.

In the '70s, certain elements of the female gender decided that they were sick of getting it, and that they too would like to give it. This had the net effect of liberating women and giving them more "choice and freedom" (choice and freedom in who is going to rape them, that is). Feminists will just anger the stronger sex and make their cunts more sought-after.

When Women Are Asking For It

It's never too early to start

Women are ALWAYS asking for it, but a few situations should be briefly mentioned:

  • Abortion Clinic: This baby killer is whoring for sure. You can help by ensuring she doesn't even have to ask. ITS Awwright!
  • At the Gym: She's ready for it.
  • At the Concert: She's most likely going to go crowd surfing. Position yourself within her trajectory and hope she lands on your cock.
  • At the Mall: She is most likely spending a man's money therefore as a piece of property, she is asking for it. Who are you to deny her?
  • At the Park: Where better than to see how wild an animal she can be.
  • Bedridden/Invalid: While not quite as gratifying, if you can't find any females roaming the streets or in an unlocked house, incapacitated females can be quite kinky. You haven't lived until dodging a bed pan or colostomy bag thrown by a playful lover.
  • Breaking up with you for false claims of sexism: Obviously not true. You treat your bitch the right way. She's asking for it.
  • Church: She's not just there to be filled with the holy ghost. Instead of asking for it she will be singing your praises to the heavens. Make her kneel down and catch your amazing graces.
  • Homecoming: She has bought an expensive dress and wanna some dance and fun, so ITS Awwright!
  • Homeless: She'll take it for a cheeseburger.
  • Fat: She'll take it for a cheeseburger too.
  • At school: She's trying to be smart, but remember all women are stupid. She's asking for it, so IT'S Awwright!!
  • Other obvious scenarios for which no explanation is needed: Performing surgery, babysitting, giving birth, having limb amputated, voting, holding puppies, wearing tight pants and tight clothing overall, if she is alive, if she is dead.

Now in Music

Don't you just love when you find that one song that truly encompasses the raw emotions only a man could feel? Here at ED, that sentiment is always appreciated. So for your musical pleasure, here it is. A song unhindered by feminazis and liberals alike. Because folks, she was most certainly asking for it (keep in mind, this is a completely legitimate song).

Gallery

  • These bikinis are the premiere in asking for it technology.
    These bikinis are the premiere in asking for it technology.
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

Videos


She's begging to get graped

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