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Revision as of 19:54, 21 January 2013
Black Holes are the biggest niggers in the known universe and remain perhaps the single most provocative IRL Troll of modern science. Even after spending most of his crippled life working on the subject the foremost authority, Stephen Hawking, has as of yet been unable to come up with any explanation comprehendable to anyone but himself.
Black Holes are most likely the gateway to eternal life and if you see one you should probably enter it immediately and take your family with you.
How To Enter a Black Hole™
Utilise varying techniques and make sure you always land on your face. It is important to note that going in feet-first is currently only acceptable conduct in the Special Olympics and South Africa.
