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| [[File:Doitfaggot blackhole.jpg|555px|thumb|center|<center>'''DO IT FAGGOT!'''</center>]]
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| '''Black Holes''' are the biggest [[niggers]] in the known universe and remain perhaps the single most provocative [[IRL Trolling|IRL Troll]] of modern science. Even after spending most of his crippled life working on the subject the foremost authority, [[Stephen Hawking]], has as of yet been unable to come up with any explanation comprehendable to anyone but himself.
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| Black Holes are most likely the [[goatse|gateway]] to [[heaven|eternal life]] and if you see one you should probably enter it immediately and take your [[Kool Aid|family]] with you.
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| ==How To Enter a '''Black Hole'''{{tm}}==
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| [[File:BlackholesDestroy.jpg|thumb|How Black Holes eat everything and will eventually destroy the universe.]]
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| [[File:PussiesFeetFirst.jpg|thumb|Only pussies go in feet first.]]
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| Utilise varying techniques and make sure you ''always'' land on your face. It is important to note that going in feet-first is currently only acceptable conduct in the [[Special Olympics]] and [[South Africa]].
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Divide by Zero]]
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| *[[Albert Einstein]]
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| *[[Black Hole]]
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| *[[Dr Who]]
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| *[[Science]]
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| *[[Space]]
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| *[[Theoretical physics]]
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| *[[Timecube]]
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| {{Science}}
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Revision as of 01:50, 22 January 2013
