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[[File:acfuckingsucks.jpg|Thumb|Too bad console gaming was never a thing to begin with.]]{{Spoiler|[[sand nigger|THE OLD GUY]] IS REALLY FUCKING BAD, EZIO IS PRETTY COOL UNTIL HE GETS FUCKING OLD, AND HE ALWAYS WINS [[WTF|FOR SOME ODD REASON]]}}


Assassin's Creed, the only known game by [[Fucktard|Ubisoft]] other than the very [[Wat|highly-acclaimed, most graphic-intensive game evar]], [[Shit|Far Cry 3]].
== Assassin's Creed ==
The game centers around some indian guy with an attitude problem, and who [[You|should really shower sometime]].
Assassin's creed came out a bajillion years ago, and was followed up by a bunch of [[Shit|shitty]] DLCs and [[Gay|suckass]] online multiplayer.  The only [[Faggot|people]] who gave a shit about it were [[You|homosexual monkey-cock sucking shitniggers who enjoyed bathing in their own intense views of the world as if that made them edgier.]]
To enjoy Assassin's Creed is to see yourself as an [[Basement dweller|amazing assassin]], jumping from [[Eating|rooftop to rooftop]], conquering the [[Basement|world]].
Assassin's get all the [[STDs|bitches]], and if you play this godawful game, you can expect to be implanted with the [[Homosexual|homosexual]] gene straight up your [[Ass|pooper]].
Under '''''no fucking circumstances''''' must you attempt to play this racist, monkeyhumping game while sober, or at all in-your-right-mind.
You run around until you find out this fucker is [[Lulz|corrupted]], and you [[Rape|kill]] him. Then you escape some place in 2013. Congrats, [[Fucktard|fucktard]].
You've just endured a blast of cosmic [[Shit|feces]] straight back up into YOUR [[Butt|butthole]] for the sake of [[Gay|Ubisoft]] somehow staying in [[Theft|business]].

Revision as of 03:25, 12 February 2013