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| [[Image:HardyMug.jpg|250px|right|thumb|LOL [[Amphetamines|Meth Hardy]]]]
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| '''[[Powerword|Jeff Hardy]]''' aka [[Pedophile|The Charismatic Enigma]] aka [[samwell|Enigmatic Soul]] aka [[fag|Rainbow Haired Warrior]] aka [[inbred|Jeffro]] aka [[Crackhead|Meth Hardy]] aka [[Crack|Itchweed]] is an [[Americunt]] [[Professional Wrestling|Pro-wrestler]] and now [[n00b|amateur]] untalented rockstar who is now rasslin' in [[Shit nobody cares about|TNA]] after getting the [[banhammer]] from the WWE for using drugs and burning his house after [[hookers n blow|snorting coke]] while listening to [[John Cena]]'s hardcore [[rap]].
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| [[Meth|Jeff]] is know as a [[fag|"High flyer"]] because he likes to jump off tall shit and also because he is a [[Jeff Hardy|meth addict]].
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| He left the WWE for awhile because he took some time off to live in a crack den. He's leaving again because he needs more crack in his system and Vinnie Mac has a problem with drugs in the WWE now. Like [[Last_thursday|last Thursday]] 2008, Jeff's meth lab exploded in his North Carolina home. It killed his dog Jack (who was named after their [[beastiality|favorite hobby]]). Lots of people were sad because he didn't die in the fire, only his [[fuck buddy]].
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| Jeff is really great at letting losers feel good about themselves. That fact alone has made him a multi millionaire. Most of Jeff's fans are [[retards]], [[Basement-dweller|Basement Dwellers]], [[goths]], [[4kids|little kids]], [[furries]], [[juggalos]], [[virgin|Marks]], [[Ty_Ziegel|Sloth from Goonies]] and [[Raver|Club Kids]]. Contrary to their own beliefs, [[true|none of his fans have lives]].
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| Many of Jeff's fans over the age of 12 have cut themselves and cried when he lost [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|any of the belts he's won]]. Fans under 12 just like his bright colors and [[Poop|to shit their pants]].
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| He claims to be an artist, but if you look at his art, you'll see he's full of shit. [[true|He built a volcano in his front yard, then jumped it on an MX bike. He also turned his backyard into a replica of the Grand Canyon.]]
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| [[lie|He also makes quality music]] with his band, Peroxwhy?gen. [[lie|It could possibly be the greatest band ever in the history of the world]] that isn't [[J-rock|JRock]]. Jeff always says "Only [[fag|fags]] like me and [[creed|Creed]] have talent".
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| ==Early Life==
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| Born in the good ol' [[Negro]]-hating South, Jeffro was born in Cameron, North Carolina, one of the many crack-babies born in that state. Born to a [[fail]]ure of a dad and a mom dead by [[cancer]], Jeffro and his older, more talented brother Matt left their house in order to become teh illest rockstars. Instead they became pussy-ass jobbers and spent years taking it [[in the ass]] from [[goth|the Undertaker]] and [[attention whore|Shawn Michaels]]. Sad how a family native to a state where niggers and spics are outlawed fell to the cruel clutches of life so fast.
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| ==Career In Rasslin'==
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| Jeff's attire consists of purple makeup, eyeliner and his own blood to make his opposing enemies scared. Instead, it makes him look like a giant [[woman|crossdresser]], bringing much [[lulz]] to his opponents. Even worse, states outside North Carolina allow black ex-convicts to wrestle (and we all know niggers don't have girlfriends, they rape them), Jeff is always victim to suprise [[buttsechs]] when fighting [[nigra]]s such as Booker T and <s>Bobby Lashley</s> Black Lesnar.
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| ===WWF/WWE===
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| Unsurprisingly, Jeff, who hails from [[The South|Dixieland]], home of the illiterate incestous red-neck Jews, loves to put his already mangled body into '''TEH X-STREAM''' to get moar fanbase not knowing that the world of rasslin is full of dead carny assholes who decided to make a career by risking their bodies flying through the top ropes and getting PWNED by a fag holding a chair to the head. The [[An Hero|late greats include]]:
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| *[[Chris Benoit]] - So many flying headbutts and roid rages have made him batshit insane, so Benny took it out on his <s>wife</s> skank and adopted son.
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| *[[Mexico|Eddie Guerrero]] - The beaner deserved it.
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| *[[Canuck|Owen Hart]] - Dead due to faulty wires while having a gig as some sort of wrestling [[Superman]]. Supposedly, Owen was going to have the gig of "The [[Video Games|Game]]" (now Triple H's nickname). [[Conspiracy|Funny how the brother of Bret died after he left because Vinnie Mac screwed him]].
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| The bottom line is that watching Jeff make aerial moves alone is like giving an [[emo]] a sharp blade: we '''know''' what's going to happen next. The fact that Jeff himself was born to an incestous family, to a mother PWNED at life due to cerebral [[cancer]], you don't have to be [[Nostradamus]] himself to predict the accidents this methhead will face in the future.
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| ===Fired & TNA===
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| Jeff liked the idea that TNA doesn't look down upon people who have criminal records (like Kurt Angle who stalked a nigress and was arrested with steroids afterwards). So now he's sucking dick there until he finally gets convicted for his [[over 9000]] drug charges and gets a tag team run with [[Bubba]].
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| ==Fanfaggottry==
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| <center>'''Overly concerned fan who thinks she and Hardy are OMG BFF!!!1!!!one!! </center>
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| <center><youtube>v5AM1FcpHQU</youtube></center>
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|Off the top-rope...|JHARDYPIX|center|<gallery>
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| Image:hardymen.png|True [[Gentleman]]
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| Image:Jeff_Hardy_buttsex.png|Rasslin' nigras often confuse Jeff with a white [[woman]] due to his [[Gay|unique]] sartorial choices.
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| Image:Orlyjeff.jpg|[[Some Argue|Some people feel]] that [[Yiff|Jack the Dog]] should've survived the [[fire|house-fire]].
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| Image:Matt hardy derp.jpg|Jeff's brother Matt, who nobody gives a shit about... and here we can all see [[Retard|why]].
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Jefforangepaint-1.jpg|Make-up and facepaint can't hide your [[rape]] wounds, Jeff.
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| Image:Jeffgirl.jpg|All Hardy fans fapped to this. [[Sick fucks]].
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| Image:Hardysinspace.jpg|Better not get high.
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| Image:Crackfoil.jpg|[[sarcasm|OMG such a talented artist!]]
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| Image:Jeffhardysrecordingequipment.jpg|What Jeff uses to record music
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| Image:Japoragasm.jpg|Many of Jeff's [[Azn]] fans wonder why he didn't eat his BBQ'd dog after the fire.
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.jeffhardy.org/ His fansite. WARNING: Full of fail and faggotry.]
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| *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Hardy/ Butthurt Hardy fan? Click this link and GTFO of my Internets.]
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| *[http://www.myspace.com/peroxwhygenrocks/ The untalented meth-head has his own rockband. Spam his page for graet justice!]
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| *[http://www.thematthardyshow.com/ Jeff's brother Matt's website. There's a cool vid of Jeff naked so you can fap to it, you sick fuck.]
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| *[http://www.nowgamer.com/news/401/smackdown-blamed-for-parachute-death/ Jeff Harding being blamed for the death of a 9 year old aspie]
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Drugs]]
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| *[[Goth]]
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| *[[Professional Wrestling]]
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| [[Category:People]]
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This page was a disgusting defamatory load of bullshit written by a racist scumbag with nothing better to do than exercise their right to show their ignorance and lack of intelligence to the world at large. I deleted it because I found it offensive and completely lacking in anything worth reading.
