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For norms, neurotypicals and drama fags of course the incident has sparked vicious outrage and frothing hatred, many demanding his balls be forcibly removed or force fucked up the ass by an overly large farm animal...all the while enjoying their "all natural" McDonald's burgers, made with meat patties pressed out in [[China]] where adding cat meat and cardboard are regular practices. The earth shattering ironic hypocrisy of course completely lost on them. | For norms, neurotypicals and drama fags of course the incident has sparked vicious outrage and frothing hatred, many demanding his balls be forcibly removed or force fucked up the ass by an overly large farm animal...all the while enjoying their "all natural" McDonald's burgers, made with meat patties pressed out in [[China]] where adding cat meat and cardboard are regular practices. The earth shattering ironic hypocrisy of course completely lost on them. | ||
Some of the festering hate rage however was quelled when it was pointed out that this man was fucking his cat for a reason. That reason being that he has a malformed little cat sized pecker of a penis only capable of pleasuring a pussy <i>cat</i>. As any hope of ever being able to have normal sex with a real woman was discovered many felt [[trolls remorse]] over their buttrage fueled verbal attacks and quickly expressed a level of sympathy his puny pecker plight. | Some of the festering hate rage however was quelled when it was pointed out that this man was fucking his cat for a reason. That reason being that he has a malformed little cat sized pecker of a penis only capable of pleasuring a pussy <i>cat</i>. As any hope of ever being able to have normal sex with a real woman was discovered many felt [[trolls remorse]] over their buttrage fueled verbal attacks and quickly expressed a level of sympathy for his puny pecker plight. | ||
Revision as of 01:14, 14 August 2013
"Bubblegum Husky" powerword Ryan Havens was your seemingly normal furfag on the surface, however that cute and fuzzy fursona was completely shattered when Ryan was suddenly arrested by Idaho state troopers and charged with six counts of crimes against nature and one count of cruelty to an animal.
The "furry community" was instantly outraged over the incident, er, that is outraged over the reporting of the incident. It came as little surprise of course that they were more concerned with their own personal endeavors for publicly perceived "normalcy" than they were about animal welfare. Most furs are all for fucking animals of course, just not if you get caught and reported on in the media.
For norms, neurotypicals and drama fags of course the incident has sparked vicious outrage and frothing hatred, many demanding his balls be forcibly removed or force fucked up the ass by an overly large farm animal...all the while enjoying their "all natural" McDonald's burgers, made with meat patties pressed out in China where adding cat meat and cardboard are regular practices. The earth shattering ironic hypocrisy of course completely lost on them.
Some of the festering hate rage however was quelled when it was pointed out that this man was fucking his cat for a reason. That reason being that he has a malformed little cat sized pecker of a penis only capable of pleasuring a pussy cat. As any hope of ever being able to have normal sex with a real woman was discovered many felt trolls remorse over their buttrage fueled verbal attacks and quickly expressed a level of sympathy for his puny pecker plight.
