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Now that [http://collegiateacb.com/schools/viewtopic.php?f=102&t=54698 Miriam Weeks] has become the most famous Duke University skank since [[Crystal Gail Mangum]], we have ourselves quite a "teachable moment" for other wannabe [[sluts]] thinking about doing [[porn]] over Xmas break. Here are some lessons [http://www.reddit.com/r/duke/comments/1yjw1y/im_the_duke_university_freshman_pornstar_and_for/ Miriam Weeks] really shoulda followed... | Now that [http://collegiateacb.com/schools/viewtopic.php?f=102&t=54698 Miriam Weeks] has become the most famous Duke University skank since [[Crystal Gail Mangum]], we have ourselves quite a "teachable moment" for other wannabe [[sluts]] thinking about doing [[porn]] over Xmas break. Here are some lessons [http://www.reddit.com/r/duke/comments/1yjw1y/im_the_duke_university_freshman_pornstar_and_for/ Miriam Weeks] really shoulda followed... | ||
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Now that Miriam Weeks has become the most famous Duke University skank since Crystal Gail Mangum, we have ourselves quite a "teachable moment" for other wannabe sluts thinking about doing porn over Xmas break. Here are some lessons Miriam Weeks really shoulda followed...
Lessons for Being a College Pornslut without being outted like Miriam Weeks
Lesson #1: DON'T expect to remain anonymous if you have a JewSchnoz and MidgetTits
So Miriam Weeks thought she had the perfect plan: choose a pseudonym (Belle Knox), guzzle some jizz on-camera over Winter Break, get paid, and return! What could possibly go wrong?
Well, plenty, if you have a very recognizable profile like Miriam Weeks:
Yeah...no local Duke porn-spanker could ever recognize HER!
So before long, Dukesters were spreading the word about Miriam Weeks spreading her legs. As expected, the doods on the Duke Board at CollegiateACB were quick on the draw:
(BTW, googling the quote leads to this Miriam Weeks blogpoast decrying, lol, rape!)
Needless to say, this lead to Miriam Weeks being recognized pretty much everywhere on campus. Which prompted her next fuckup:
Lesson #2: If you're being recognized on campus, DON'T go whining to teh media
This should be OBVIOUS (if not, just google Streisand Effect). But apparently Miriam Weeks' regular ingestion of cum interfered with her thinking...
As a result, Miriam thought she could whine like a butthurt bitch to the media...
- I'm The Duke University Freshman Porn Star And For The First Time I'm Telling The Story In My Words (lol, Miriam Weeks)
- Portrait of a porn star: Duke freshman stands behind her alter-ego (lol Miriam Weeks)
...and she thought she could remain ANONYMOUS in all this!
Lesson #3 If you're outed as a pornslut IRL, then it's time to STFU and GTFO of North Carolina
It remains to be seen if Miriam Weeks follows this last bit of advice, but it's prolly too late anyway. But [Miriam Weeks] has a PLAN!
From a pornstar to a lawyer! Now there's a short career hop!
External Links
- Miriam Weeks porntwitter for Belle Knox
- Miriam Weeks nudepix (as Belle Knox)
- Miriam Weeks (Belle Knox) vids COMPLETE SET links
- CollegiateACB thread: Freshman Pornstar: If u banged her, report in...
- CollegiateACB thread: Belle Knox is really Miriam Weeks
- Link to Miriam Weeks' movie, "Facial Abuse"
- /*\ NUDE PIX OF MIRIAM WEEKS (DUKE U. FRESHMAN) /*\
- Miriam Weeks wants YOU to be her sugardaddy!
- Miriam Weeks is porn star Belle Knox (lol, Facebook
- Porn Chick pleads poverty, so how did 'rents afford Gonzaga Preparatory School?
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