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Prior to the internet, [[aspies|social misfits]] and the [[mental illness|special]] would get relegated to filthy cages in human zoos for the delectation of us ubermenschen; nowadays, they just congregate on [[tumblr|Dumblr]], and this is exactly the bandwagon she hopped aboard on the road towards [[dying alone]] with 72 cats. The fact that despite having yearned for [[hugbox|acceptance]], that she has become an object of ridicule amongst [[retards|people who identify as squirrels]] and [[feminist|paint with menstrual blood]], is truly testament to the [[batshit insane|level of insanity]] one female can harbor. | Prior to the internet, [[aspies|social misfits]] and the [[mental illness|special]] would get relegated to filthy cages in human zoos for the delectation of us ubermenschen; nowadays, they just congregate on [[tumblr|Dumblr]], and this is exactly the bandwagon she hopped aboard on the road towards [[dying alone]] with 72 cats. The fact that despite having yearned for [[hugbox|acceptance]], that she has become an object of ridicule amongst [[retards|people who identify as squirrels]] and [[feminist|paint with menstrual blood]], is truly testament to the [[batshit insane|level of insanity]] one female can harbor. | ||
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Like any other | Like any other autist on the intarwebz who naively assumes that the internet is full of [[tumblr|supportive people]] who [[faggotry|share your interests]], no matter how [[Sick fuck|quirky]] or [[Aspie|rare]] they may be, she decided to tap into the [[internet hate machine|welcoming community]] that is Youtube to share her healthy obsession of [[Eric Harris]] with the world. Unusually, despite her channel being created on July 26th, [[2011]], she only began uploading [[lulzy]] videos on January 13th, [[2015]]. After she started to rack in some views (and along that, a massive amount of hate comments), she quickly [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|Made all of her videos private]]. | ||
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Revision as of 21:41, 30 April 2016
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Lynn Ann (Born September 4, 1984) is a crazy and creepy fangirl of one of the Americunt perpetrators of the Columbine high school massacre, Eric Harris. Although there are many "Columbiners"(supporters/researchers of the Columbine killers), Lynn Ann takes the goddamn cake for how dedicated and degenerate she is. None are as devoted as she is, out of touch with reality and admirative the killers, owning some of the rare Columbine merchandise not sold in any stores (excepting blackmarkets), sharing her obsessions online, and disrespecting the deaths of the victims who got pwned in this incident as well as the opinions of others on it.
Murky origins
Not much is known of her previous antics other than she moved to Hollywood in Cuckifornia, threw a few thousand shekels at a surgeon to "fix" her hollow interior by slicing and nipping at her mediocre exterior, and then failed miserably at trying to become an actress.
Prior to the internet, social misfits and the special would get relegated to filthy cages in human zoos for the delectation of us ubermenschen; nowadays, they just congregate on Dumblr, and this is exactly the bandwagon she hopped aboard on the road towards dying alone with 72 cats. The fact that despite having yearned for acceptance, that she has become an object of ridicule amongst people who identify as squirrels and paint with menstrual blood, is truly testament to the level of insanity one female can harbor.
Jewtube Videos
Like any other autist on the intarwebz who naively assumes that the internet is full of supportive people who share your interests, no matter how quirky or rare they may be, she decided to tap into the welcoming community that is Youtube to share her healthy obsession of Eric Harris with the world. Unusually, despite her channel being created on July 26th, 2011, she only began uploading lulzy videos on January 13th, 2015. After she started to rack in some views (and along that, a massive amount of hate comments), she quickly Made all of her videos private.
She has set her videos to private. If anyone has them archived, edit them in below |
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Lynn Ann shows off her graphic design skills
Being the reflective and deep soul that she is, Lynn Ann has taken up the medium of art to further convey her adulation. Alas, if only her muse were still alive to witness the homage.
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He probably thought so, too.
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Lynn's attempt at a pick-up line
See Also
- Columbine - White boys do it better
- Tumblr - A cesspool of hormones, menstural blood and poz loads.
External Links
her MySpace (A shitty website nobody has used since 2008)
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