Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 17, 2014

Foodfight!

Foodfight! (yes, that is read as Foodfight exclamation mark), aka The Room of animated movies (although comparing this to The Room is a huge insult to Tommy Wiseau), is a 90-minute furry porno and the world's longest Playstation 1 cutscene that looks like it was animated by Chernobyl victims.

The movie is pretty much Casablanca remade by a bunch of DreamWorks rejects. It starts out in a supermarket that looks like it was designed by Ru'paul. After closing time, a bunch of fucked up food mascots, aka "Ikes" (subtle movie, real subtle) come to life, so this movie is also like Toy Story, except if you show this movie to your kids, they'll try to kill you in your sleep. They will then grow up to have sex with animals in local supermarkets. A completely rational response to what they have just experienced.

(( MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH, NOT IN YOUR HAND ))

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