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*... that the {{glow|[[CIA]]}} [[Ryan Routh|tried to stump the Trump, again]]?
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*... that [[Sony]] announced the [[PlayStation 5 Pro]], with a price tag of [[Lol|$700 with no disc drive]]? Maybe the $700 price tag is due to their gargantuan flop that was ''[[Concord]]''.
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*... that James Earl Jones, the voice actor for Darth Vader, has died?
''From Encyclopedia Dramatica's [[Special:RecentChanges|endless supply of factoids]]:''
*... that [[Nikocado Avocado]] lost 300 [[Amerimutt|or something]] pounds and is now skinny again?
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*... that the other ED got b& from its host yet again, lost a week of content and is broken yet again?
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*... that [[Sony]]'s ''[[Concord]]'', the biggest flop in [[vidya]] history, has shut down only 2 weeks after release?
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*... that the trailer for the ''[[Minecraft]]'' movie dropped, and it looks like shit?
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*... that the fake ED went down again?
{{*mp}}... that pregnant women pee out their asses?
*... that [[Audrey Hale]]'s [[tranny]]festo was finally leaked in full?
{{*mp}}... that Satan is an anagram of 'Santa'?
*... that [[Brazil]] has [[b&]] [[X.com|X, formerly known as Twitter]]?
{{*mp}}... that by age 60, most people have lost half their taste buds?
{{*mp}}... that Jamie Foxx's real name is Eric Marlon Bishop?
{{*mp}}... that 1 out of every 8 U.S.*U.S. couples met online?
{{*mp}}... if you type "failure" in Google and pres I'm Feeling Lucky, you'll be redirected to the White House homepage?
{{*mp}}... pedophiles and PDF files are two different things?
{{*mp}}... that women fart three times more often than men?
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Latest revision as of 18:21, 16 September 2024

  • Only Sysops and Editors can update this. Suggestions go on the Talk Page.
  • Did You Know mentions and links to informative new ED articles, as well as lulzy and dramatic news articles or current events from the ED forums. NO NEWS STORIES FROM OUTSIDE WEBSITES. ONLY PUT LINKS TO ED PAGES AND EDF NEWS FORUM THREADS.
  • When adding a new entry, delete the oldest one to keep the maximum number the same.
  • If an event here is notable enough, add it to this year's timeline.