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Sometimes you have just gone too far. You can't take back the dramabomb you unleashed on [[customers_suck]], you can't [[ohbutyouwillpet|unfuck a six-month-old]], and you can't turn back time until before you [[User:Jacknstock|blocked someone]] [[User:Crayolacrime|with root access]]. In these unfortunate events you must turn to a '''final solution''' ([[Nazi|German]]: ''Die Endlösung der Judenfrage''). Not to be confused with a [[last measure]] or [[Catnarok|final destiny]]. | Sometimes you have just gone too far. You can't take back the dramabomb you unleashed on [[customers_suck]], you can't [[ohbutyouwillpet|unfuck a six-month-old]], and you can't [[turn back time]] until before you [[User:Jacknstock|blocked someone]] [[User:Crayolacrime|with root access]]. In these unfortunate events you must turn to a '''final solution''' ([[Nazi|German]]: ''Die Endlösung der Judenfrage''). Not to be confused with a [[last measure]] or [[Catnarok|final destiny]]. | ||
In other words, the Final Solution means once and for all eliminating the Jewish problem. Or, if you are a Jew, the Palestinian problem. | In other words, the Final Solution means once and for all eliminating the Jewish problem. Or, if you are a Jew, the Palestinian problem. | ||
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* If your problem is small enough, making your journal [[friends only]] might calm things down. | * If your problem is small enough, making your journal [[friends only]] might calm things down. | ||
* Large amounts of [[alcohol]] may solve your problem. | * Large amounts of [[alcohol]] may solve your problem. | ||
* Delete the gym, hit facebook and lawyer up. | |||
* [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] | |||
* Consider [[Buy a Dog|buying a dog]]. | * Consider [[Buy a Dog|buying a dog]]. | ||
* [[Jesus]] may be the answer, but most likely [[raptor jesus|isn't]]. | * [[Jesus]] may be the answer, but most likely [[raptor jesus|isn't]]. | ||
* LSD can help you return into a nearly-dreamed state of happiness. Just don't forget [[Fucked up|you may end up a little dizzy]]. | * LSD can help you return into a nearly-dreamed state of happiness. Just don't forget [[Fucked up|you may end up a little dizzy]]. | ||
* Try doing a [[Barrel Roll|barrel roll]]. | * Try doing a [[Barrel Roll|barrel roll]]. | ||
* Try cooking a couple of eggs. Well, it gets [[ | * Try cooking a couple of eggs. Well, it gets [[moot]] excited. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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*[[Mixcds]] - Used for denying yourself potential sex | *[[Mixcds]] - Used for denying yourself potential sex | ||
*[[capnOAwesome|deleting everything]]- used to avoid offending someone due to your previous post- usually, more specifically, to avoid being beaten up because you are a [[pussy]] | *[[capnOAwesome|deleting everything]]- used to avoid offending someone due to your previous post- usually, more specifically, to avoid being beaten up because you are a [[pussy]] | ||
*[[The Jewish Question]] | |||
*[http://suicidemachine.org/ Social Suicide Machine] | *[http://suicidemachine.org/ Social Suicide Machine] | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:03, 10 June 2021
Final Solution is part of a series on final solutions.
[Gas the...]
- Apology
- Ban fucking everyone
- Buy a dog
- Complete rewrite
- Delete fucking everything
- Deleting your LiveJournal
- Deleting your Youtube Videos
- Done with ED
- Flounce
- Holocaust
- Internet Kill Switch
- It was a social experiment
- KILL IT WITH FIRE
- Mass Murder
- Never drinking again
- Nibiru/Planet Nine
- Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking
- Quitting IRC forever
- Ragequit
- Suicide (see also An Hero)
- Wikicide (Wikibreak)
- Unsubscribing
- X FUCKING Y
Sometimes you have just gone too far. You can't take back the dramabomb you unleashed on customers_suck, you can't unfuck a six-month-old, and you can't turn back time until before you blocked someone with root access. In these unfortunate events you must turn to a final solution (German: Die Endlösung der Judenfrage). Not to be confused with a last measure or final destiny.
In other words, the Final Solution means once and for all eliminating the Jewish problem. Or, if you are a Jew, the Palestinian problem.
Before using a final solution
- If your problem is small enough, making your journal friends only might calm things down.
- Large amounts of alcohol may solve your problem.
- Delete the gym, hit facebook and lawyer up.
- DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
- Consider buying a dog.
- Jesus may be the answer, but most likely isn't.
- LSD can help you return into a nearly-dreamed state of happiness. Just don't forget you may end up a little dizzy.
- Try doing a barrel roll.
- Try cooking a couple of eggs. Well, it gets moot excited.
See also
- The WIKI:SS method of final solution
- Holocaust
- An Hero - May also be considered a Final Solution
- Mixcds - Used for denying yourself potential sex
- deleting everything- used to avoid offending someone due to your previous post- usually, more specifically, to avoid being beaten up because you are a pussy
- The Jewish Question
- Social Suicide Machine
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