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|BGCOLOR=#FFC21A style="padding:2px"|<big><big>'''This person is FAKING [[Asperger's Syndrome|Assburgers Syndrome]], <br />so say anything you want to say to them! :-)'''</big></big><br /><br /><big>He should be aware of that. what an insensitive fuck.</big> | |BGCOLOR=#FFC21A style="padding:2px"|<big><big>'''This person is FAKING [[Asperger's Syndrome|Assburgers Syndrome]], <br />so say anything you want to say to them! :-)'''</big></big><br /><br /><big>He should be aware of that. what an insensitive fuck.</big> | ||
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'''Andrew Ditch''' , also known as '''The Poopsquatch''', '''Baby Andy''', '''The Poopermensch''', '''The Abominable Babyman''', is a middle aged diaperfag who [[Sick Fuck|fakes his disability so his mother can change his diapers.]] | '''Andrew Ditch''' , also known as '''The Poopsquatch''', '''Baby Andy''', '''The Poopermensch''', '''The Abominable Babyman''', is a middle aged diaperfag who [[Sick Fuck|fakes his disability so his mother can change his diapers.]] | ||
==Is he an aspie?== | ==Is he an aspie?== | ||
Don't let his aspergic behavior fool you, as he is medically proven to NOT be an aspie. He also gets very butthurt over people pointing out the fact that he isn't an aspie. Instead, he has been diagnosed with Schizoaffective Disorder, and many speculate that he has Munchausen syndrome, which is basically faking an illness, even going as far as nearly [[an hero]]ing to convince people that you're whatever. | Don't let his aspergic behavior fool you, as he is medically proven to NOT be an aspie. He also gets very butthurt over people pointing out the fact that he isn't an aspie, so please tell him that he's not an aspie at your earliest convenience. Instead, he has been diagnosed with Schizoaffective Disorder, and many speculate that he has Munchausen syndrome, which is basically faking an illness, even going as far as nearly [[an hero]]ing to convince people that you're whatever. | ||
{{Quote|Mr. Ditch seems bent on receiving a diagnosis of an [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autism Spectrum Disorder.]] He seems to have read up on the condition and is familiar with some of the buzzword terminology and he appears to embrace some of the subjective criteria about which he has read or otherwise been informed.|The doctor who didn't diagnose Andy with Ass burgers, but Schizoaffective disorder instead.}} | {{Quote|Mr. Ditch seems bent on receiving a diagnosis of an [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autism Spectrum Disorder.]] He seems to have read up on the condition and is familiar with some of the buzzword terminology and he appears to embrace some of the subjective criteria about which he has read or otherwise been informed.|The doctor who didn't diagnose Andy with Ass burgers, but Schizoaffective disorder instead.}} | ||
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One day in 2005, on his way to work as a [[Ronald McDonald]] mascot for [[McDonalds]], Andrew got BTFO by a car and suffered major head injuries. His parents speculate whether or not this exact moment caused him to obsess over wanting to be an aspie. | One day in 2005, on his way to work as a [[Ronald McDonald]] mascot for [[McDonalds]], Andrew got BTFO by a car and suffered major head injuries. His parents speculate whether or not this exact moment caused him to obsess over wanting to be an aspie. | ||
<span class="mw-customtoggle-customtoggle03 collapsibletoggle" style="color:blue; font-weight:bold; cursor:pointer;"><span class="collapsibletoggletext">[Andy's father, Thomas on the accident]</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">[Hide content]</span></span> | |||
<div id="mw-customcollapsible-customtoggle03" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="max-width:1280px; border:0px #000 solid; padding:5px;">There's one issue that's always been on our minds, and it's been there for a long time- Yeah. -When he lived on the apartment after he beat the heck out of his brother when his brother was growin' up when he was sixteen or seventeen... They put him in a Hinds Proj. and he was ridin' his bike on Hinds- over by the apartment and Fletcher. And we got a phonecall, [we were] sitting down for dinner: "Come see your son if you want, otherwise he's gonna be dead. He's landed in the middle of the street." So we rushed- raced out, got in the car, went over there; Andy's layin' in the middle of the street. He got hit by a vehicle, hit and run, and he's layin' there- oh wow. -and his face is all mashed up and everything, and we had to call the police [and] ambulance, get him to the hospital, all that garbage. And they said "Well, other than the bruises, uh, bleeding, and concussion, he should be okay." And ever since, we've always questioned whether or not he had brain damage. [Up until] a couple of years ago- Yeah, no doubt, that's a traumatic injury, there's a good chance, right?. -he never, right, he never showed that. Um, he had, so, get this, Andy used to drive! Andy used to drive, and [he] used to have his own computer business in the house! And he [was], um, uh, he was high rated with the Better Business Bureau, and he was an amateur, uh, weather, uh, meteorologist. And he, uh, spots, or, locates storms with- No shit! -the Weather Bureau at the airport, and all these other things! And all that stuff, and all the stuff he was interested in and he loved [to do]: lost interest. Can't do it. Can't function, no more. Yeah, uh, that's clearly traumatic brain injury. Yeah, you go from one extreme to the other, and he wonders why I, my wife, and my- his brother, are so frustrated with him.</div> | |||
==A Best PCs== | |||
Would you believe it if we told you this scumbag was once a normal person that contributed to society, and not some aspie obsessed diaperfag? Yes, it's true. In between 2012-2014, Andrew Ditch owned a local computer repairing business named A Best PCs. It was at this point of time in Andy's life where it was the last time the world saw him as a normal human being. | |||
===Andy being a functioning member of society=== | |||
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This person is FAKING Assburgers Syndrome, so say anything you want to say to them! :-) He should be aware of that. what an insensitive fuck. |
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| Name | Andrew Ditch |
| Born | June 7th, 1985 (39 years old) |
| Gender | Male |
| Occupation | YouTuber, Technician, Diaperfag |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Residence | Tonawanda, New York, Jewnited States of Americunts |
| Religion | Poopism |
Andrew Ditch , also known as The Poopsquatch, Baby Andy, The Poopermensch, The Abominable Babyman, is a middle aged diaperfag who fakes his disability so his mother can change his diapers.
Is he an aspie?
Don't let his aspergic behavior fool you, as he is medically proven to NOT be an aspie. He also gets very butthurt over people pointing out the fact that he isn't an aspie, so please tell him that he's not an aspie at your earliest convenience. Instead, he has been diagnosed with Schizoaffective Disorder, and many speculate that he has Munchausen syndrome, which is basically faking an illness, even going as far as nearly an heroing to convince people that you're whatever.
—The doctor who didn't diagnose Andy with Ass burgers, but Schizoaffective disorder instead. | ||
The car accident that ruined fucking everything
One day in 2005, on his way to work as a Ronald McDonald mascot for McDonalds, Andrew got BTFO by a car and suffered major head injuries. His parents speculate whether or not this exact moment caused him to obsess over wanting to be an aspie.
[Andy's father, Thomas on the accident]
There's one issue that's always been on our minds, and it's been there for a long time- Yeah. -When he lived on the apartment after he beat the heck out of his brother when his brother was growin' up when he was sixteen or seventeen... They put him in a Hinds Proj. and he was ridin' his bike on Hinds- over by the apartment and Fletcher. And we got a phonecall, [we were] sitting down for dinner: "Come see your son if you want, otherwise he's gonna be dead. He's landed in the middle of the street." So we rushed- raced out, got in the car, went over there; Andy's layin' in the middle of the street. He got hit by a vehicle, hit and run, and he's layin' there- oh wow. -and his face is all mashed up and everything, and we had to call the police [and] ambulance, get him to the hospital, all that garbage. And they said "Well, other than the bruises, uh, bleeding, and concussion, he should be okay." And ever since, we've always questioned whether or not he had brain damage. [Up until] a couple of years ago- Yeah, no doubt, that's a traumatic injury, there's a good chance, right?. -he never, right, he never showed that. Um, he had, so, get this, Andy used to drive! Andy used to drive, and [he] used to have his own computer business in the house! And he [was], um, uh, he was high rated with the Better Business Bureau, and he was an amateur, uh, weather, uh, meteorologist. And he, uh, spots, or, locates storms with- No shit! -the Weather Bureau at the airport, and all these other things! And all that stuff, and all the stuff he was interested in and he loved [to do]: lost interest. Can't do it. Can't function, no more. Yeah, uh, that's clearly traumatic brain injury. Yeah, you go from one extreme to the other, and he wonders why I, my wife, and my- his brother, are so frustrated with him.
A Best PCs
Would you believe it if we told you this scumbag was once a normal person that contributed to society, and not some aspie obsessed diaperfag? Yes, it's true. In between 2012-2014, Andrew Ditch owned a local computer repairing business named A Best PCs. It was at this point of time in Andy's life where it was the last time the world saw him as a normal human being.
Andy being a functioning member of society
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