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'''Ellen Feiss''' is a somewhat [[jailbait|comely teenager]] who appeared in one of the [[Advertising|Apple switch ads]]. | '''Ellen Feiss''' is a somewhat [[jailbait|comely teenager]] who appeared in one of the [[Advertising|Apple switch ads]]. | ||
<div style="font-size: large; width: 12em; text-align: center; float: left; margin: 0.5em 1em 0.5em 0;"><p>“That being said, a lot of my fans have [[gay|turned out]] to be [[Nice Guy|nice]], [[Fucktard|intelligent]] [[Retard|Mac using people]].”</p><p style="text-align: right">— Ellen Feiss | <div style="font-size: large; width: 12em; text-align: center; float: left; margin: 0.5em 1em 0.5em 0;"><p>“That being said, a lot of my fans have [[gay|turned out]] to be [[Nice Guy|nice]], [[Fucktard|intelligent]] [[Retard|Mac using people]].”</p><p style="text-align: right">— Ellen Feiss</p></div> | ||
Her ad gained a worldwide following due to her [[allegedly]] [[marijuana]]-influenced performance. That, combined with her [[hawt|good looks]] (at least compared to most [[Apple]] [[nerd]]s), made her somewhat of an [[internet celebrity]] - known as the stoner chick of the Apple Switch advertisements. Her popularity grew when she was spotted in the audience of an [[Apple]] keynote. When interviewed about her mental state during the filming, she claimed she had taken [[Benadryl]] right before. | Her ad gained a worldwide following due to her [[allegedly]] [[marijuana]]-influenced performance. That, combined with her [[hawt|good looks]] (at least compared to most [[Apple]] [[nerd]]s), made her somewhat of an [[internet celebrity]] - known as the stoner chick of the Apple Switch advertisements. Her popularity grew when she was spotted in the audience of an [[Apple]] keynote. When interviewed about her mental state during the filming, she claimed she had taken [[Benadryl]] right before. | ||
She claimed that she wrote a paper on her father's PC and it ate the paper. Originally her dog ate her homework, but since [[Windows]] is known to crash (Beep Beep Beep Beep!), it was easier to blame the PC. She claimed it was a good paper and that she had to write a new one quickly, but it wasn't as good as the first one and got a low grade (apparently she was taking [[Cock|Benadryl]] at the time she wrote her paper as well). Her dad has since bought her a Mac, which she reports does not suffer from the all-too-common "paper consumption" ailment, however she continues to receive low grades due to the [[Cock|Benadryl]] habit she picked up. | She claimed that she wrote a paper on her father's PC and it ate the paper. Originally her dog ate her homework, but since [[Windows]] is known to crash (Beep Beep Beep Beep!), it was easier to blame the PC. She claimed it was a good paper and that she had to write a new one quickly, but it wasn't as good as the first one and got a low grade (apparently she was taking [[Cock|Benadryl]] at the time she wrote her paper as well). Her dad has since bought her a Mac, which she reports does not suffer from the all-too-common "paper consumption" ailment, however she continues to receive low grades due to the [[Cock|Benadryl]] habit she picked up. | ||
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{{Timeline|Featured article November 11, [[2005]]|[[Alien]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Quasidan's Penis]]}} | {{Timeline|Featured article November 11, [[2005]]|[[Alien]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Quasidan's Penis]]}} | ||
{{Timeline|Featured article November 21, [[2008]]|[[Jesus Tortilla]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Emo Cutter Girl]]}} | {{Timeline|Featured article November 21, [[2008]]|[[Jesus Tortilla]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Emo Cutter Girl]]}} | ||
[[Category:Internets Phenomena|Feiss, Ellen]] [[Category:People|Feiss, Ellen]] | [[Category:Internets Phenomena|Feiss, Ellen]] [[Category:People|Feiss, Ellen]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:48, 23 May 2017
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Ellen Feiss is a somewhat comely teenager who appeared in one of the Apple switch ads.
“That being said, a lot of my fans have turned out to be nice, intelligent Mac using people.”
— Ellen Feiss
Her ad gained a worldwide following due to her allegedly marijuana-influenced performance. That, combined with her good looks (at least compared to most Apple nerds), made her somewhat of an internet celebrity - known as the stoner chick of the Apple Switch advertisements. Her popularity grew when she was spotted in the audience of an Apple keynote. When interviewed about her mental state during the filming, she claimed she had taken Benadryl right before.
She claimed that she wrote a paper on her father's PC and it ate the paper. Originally her dog ate her homework, but since Windows is known to crash (Beep Beep Beep Beep!), it was easier to blame the PC. She claimed it was a good paper and that she had to write a new one quickly, but it wasn't as good as the first one and got a low grade (apparently she was taking Benadryl at the time she wrote her paper as well). Her dad has since bought her a Mac, which she reports does not suffer from the all-too-common "paper consumption" ailment, however she continues to receive low grades due to the Benadryl habit she picked up.
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Her agent said it was 'allergy medication'! lol -
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| Featured article November 11, 2005 | ||
| Preceded by Alien |
Ellen Feiss | Succeeded by Quasidan's Penis |
| Featured article November 21, 2008 | ||
| Preceded by Jesus Tortilla |
Ellen Feiss | Succeeded by Emo Cutter Girl |
