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[[File:Reece_kent_victory.jpg|right|thumb|Reece Kent's victory binge drinking after successfully defeating a wild pensioner. He achieved [[over 9000]] experience points from the battle.]] | [[File:Reece_kent_victory.jpg|right|thumb|Reece Kent's victory binge drinking after successfully defeating a wild pensioner. He achieved [[over 9000]] experience points from the battle.]] | ||
==Reece Kent, Hertfordshire, Beat An Old Man Half To Death And Walked Free== | ==Reece Kent, Hertfordshire, Beat An Old Man Half To Death And Walked Free== | ||
Reece | Reece Kunt is a [[britfag]] who worships the god known as '[[Chav]]' and partakes in nightly binge drinking, drugs and unprotected [[buttsecks]]. In [[Last Thursday|recent]] times he decided it would be fun to beat up a pensioner (who was dying of [[cancer]]) at his front door step and then [[fail|didn't go to jail for it]]. | ||
== The Target == | == The Target == | ||
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If you enjoy the fact that a smug little [[britfag]] [[chav]] is able to enjoy freedom then be sure to celebrate by sending him some nice pizza courtesy of [http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&biw=1125&bih=437&q=Player+Address%3A+34+The+Croft%2C+BROXBOURNE%2C+Hertfordshire%2C+EN10+6JZ Google] (and DailyMail comments): | If you enjoy the fact that a smug little [[britfag]] [[chav]] is able to enjoy freedom then be sure to celebrate by sending him some nice pizza courtesy of [http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&biw=1125&bih=437&q=Player+Address%3A+34+The+Croft%2C+BROXBOURNE%2C+Hertfordshire%2C+EN10+6JZ Google] (and DailyMail comments): | ||
* Mr Reece Kent | * Mr. Reece Kent | ||
* 34 The Croft | * 34 The Croft | ||
* Broxbourne | * Broxbourne | ||
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* EN10 6JZ''' | * EN10 6JZ''' | ||
* Failbook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512292116 | * [[Failbook|CuntBook]]: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512292116 | ||
* | * Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/rkent04 | ||
* Girlfriend? : http://www.myspace.com/xfrannix | * Girlfriend? : http://www.myspace.com/xfrannix | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Latest revision as of 16:25, 26 August 2018
Reece Kent, Hertfordshire, Beat An Old Man Half To Death And Walked Free
Reece Kunt is a britfag who worships the god known as 'Chav' and partakes in nightly binge drinking, drugs and unprotected buttsecks. In recent times he decided it would be fun to beat up a pensioner (who was dying of cancer) at his front door step and then didn't go to jail for it.
The Target
Reece's target was cancer sufferer Mr Oliver. The old man had only three months left to live due to cancer but thankfully Reece came along and reduced the time he had left. He was kicked in the head multiple times whilst Reece's friends filmed it on a camera. He spent 1 week in hospital from the attack.
The Sentence
Reece walked free from court with a six-month suspended sentence. Seriously: [1] [2].
The Dox
If you enjoy the fact that a smug little britfag chav is able to enjoy freedom then be sure to celebrate by sending him some nice pizza courtesy of Google (and DailyMail comments):
- Mr. Reece Kent
- 34 The Croft
- Broxbourne
- Hertfordshire
- EN10 6JZ
- CuntBook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512292116
- Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/rkent04
- Girlfriend? : http://www.myspace.com/xfrannix
See Also
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