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Many decades ago, pop-music scientists created a whore known to the world as Madonna. This project would pave the way for countless generations of other pop-whores renowned more for their self-assuredness than for lousy generic music. Regardless, she remains the best-selling female recording artist of all time. Where once she was fuckable, now she is old, ugly and irrelevant except for her cronish exploitations during public events and shitty tours. Madonna's genius in the 80's and 90's lay in combining Catholic-school girl rebelliousness with just enough AIDS-supporting and public masturbation, not to mention burning crosses, to have the media exploiting her just as planned for our consumption.

She is also known for raping young boys (see below), something she picked up in her Catholic upbringing.

Modern-Day Madge Vadge

While Madonna wasn't fapping her old pussy watching the players, she performed a Satanic ritual at the Superbowl XXX halftime show

Madonna enjoying the privilege of ownership.

After the invention of Lady Gaga Madonna was threatened with obsolescence. But the old witch couldn't have that. Media Jews (from whom Madonna has obviously sucked much circumcised-cock) leaped at the opportunity to compare her old 90's hit "Express Yourself" to CaCa's "Born This Way" and Madge got all the publicity she wanted in 2011. After worshiping Satan at the 2012 Superbowl (where Madonna's well-paid tool M.I.A. gave the finger to Murka in a stunning display of IRL trolling), the hag started a tour. Recently, during her MDNA tour, she was seen flashing her ice-cold tit to her Istanbul audience. She's caused controversy by portraying an image of France's right-wing cunt-leader, Marine LePen, with a swastika on her head, generating a shit-storm of equal hate and lulz throughout the sad excuse for a cuntry. She also refused to remove a segment from her show where she points guns at the audience and pwns a bunch of faggot backup dancers, following the Aurora Theatre Shooting.[1]

Next to this bitch, Lady HaHa's cunt stunts have been labeled "reductive". See Madonna's wisdom below.

Madonna's Religion

This shamed nigger named Jesus fucked his mother, Madonna.

Madonna, now nearing the same age Eve would have had if she learned to live so long, has fucked the perpetually-young nigger versions of both Jesus and Muhammad, srsly. In 2009, after her divorce to Guy Ritchie, the English geezer known for the film "Snatch", she began dating Jesus Luz, a 22-year-old, pathetic excuse for a DJ who only rolled around in her old cunt to try and become famous. All the fame he ever got was srs public lulz at the idea that a 22-year old named Jesus was fucking a 50-year old named Madonna, causing the term "Madonna and Child" to adopt a whole new meaning.

Then, Madonna ditched him and started dating a 24-year old Muslim nigger named Brahim Zaibat, whose obvious real name is Muhammad. Not only does he resemble the niglets Madonna has adopted from Africa in physical appearance and age, proving once again that Madonna likes fucking her own children, but he's also French.

Her mystical red strings prove she's part of the Jewish Kabbalistic cult and is obviously part of a big plot by the kikes to destroy our eyes, ears and minds (not necessarily in that order).

Madonna's Gays

GaGa wants to be this crazy bitch Madonna.

Madonna's supposed sex appeal early in her career was one of the greatest gifts that the Gay Agenda ever gave itself. Madonna was propagandized as a hot bitch that everyone wanted to fuck. Mind-controlling media Jews who'd want to stop heterosexual boys reproducing in order to prepare for the New World Order (see Justin Bieber's agenda for turning girls into lesbians), convinced us all that Madge's libido could fuck your shit up.

In the 80's, 90's and 200's, countless boys between the ages of 10 and 17 were taken in by the implied promise of transcendental sex, and were lured to her concerts. Here, their impressionable young minds were stained beyond repair by the exposure to buff, muscular men in scanty clothing, and they made the decision to become homosexual.

In this way, the Gay Agenda managed to swell its ranks.

Then GaGa came around.

A male faggot below summarizes the feud between these two unimportant witches. The only exaggeration in the video is that GaGa indeed *does* have a dick IRL, and some argue that the drag queen in the video is therefore CaCa herself.

Pr0n

I want to be where my tongue warms your thighs

When it's time for siesta we'll watch them go by...

Beautiful places no girl could ignore

When a boy loves a boy and a girl ---

--- loves a girl

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-[[Image:Young Madonna.JPG|thumb|left|Classic Young Fuckable Madonna]]
+[[Image:madonnasboob.jpg|thumb|left|[[You]] wanted to see this.]]
-[[File:Spot-the-difference-demotivational-poster.jpg|thumb|Spot the difference]]
+[[File:Spot-the-difference-demotivational-poster.jpg|thumb|right|Better to be [[Hopkins Green Frog|green]].]]
-[[File:Enjoy_yer_lolis.jpg|thumb|right|Artist's illustration of Madonna developing her dance routine in her early years.]]
-[[Image:Madonna_Nude_Age_20_optimal.jpg|thumb|left|Well, actually, no. Not really.]]
-[[Image:RealLifeTranny.JPG|thumb|Present day Tranny Madonna]]
-Some decades ago, '''Madonna''' was created to pave the way for countless generations of [[whores|over-sexed pop singers]] who would be known more for their [[secks|scandalous exploits outside the studio]] than for the generic pop '[[shit bands|music]]' they would come to create, usually about [[sex]], or [[money]], or having [[sex]] for [[money]], or 'romance' songs that are about as expressive as lame poems written by a shy emo high-school kid with a crush. Today Madonna still exists, but only to show up at awards shows to [[sex|kiss]] other [[women]] and to show off her muscular yoga arms. Seriously, have you seen how veiny those things are??
+Many decades ago, [[Jews|pop-music scientists]] created a whore known to the world as '''Madonna'''. This project would pave the way for countless generations of other pop-whores renowned more for their [[bitch|self-assuredness]] than for [[shit bands|lousy generic music]]. Regardless, she remains the best-selling female recording artist of all time. Where once she was fuckable, now she is old, ugly and irrelevant except for her cronish [[exploitable|exploitations]] during public events and shitty tours. Madonna's genius in the 80's and 90's lay in combining [[buttsex|Catholic-school girl rebelliousness]] with just enough [[AIDS]]-supporting and public masturbation, not to mention burning crosses, to have the media exploiting her [[just as planned]] for our consumption.
-To increase Madonna's waning popularity, Madonna went from being a [[Catholic]] from [[Detroit]], to being an [[English]] Jew.  Specifically, an adherent of Kabbalah.  This tactic [[fail]]ed because Kabbalah is a lot like [[Scientology]] except without the [[John Travolta|weirdly amusing celebrities]], or [[Xenu]].
+She is also known for raping young boys (see below), something she picked up in her Catholic upbringing.
-[[over 9000]] years ago Madonna pulled an [[Angelina Jolie]] and stole a [[Africa|Skinny]] [http://www.forbes.com/business/services/feeds/ap/2006/10/12/ap3087533.html] in hopes that having a small child around might make the blood flow from Madonna's uterus as bountifully as it once did. Turns out the baby daddy didn't care much for this and wants his baby back baby back baby back ribs [http://www.theage.com.au/news/people/father-wants-madonna-baby-back/2006/10/23/1161455663874.html].
+==Modern-Day Madge Vadge==
-More recently however, Madonna and her richie rich husband Guy have let the world know they're giving their marriage the flick. Sources say her rusty vagina just wasn't doing it for him anymore. At any rate we anticipate Madonna's return to the scene. Get some [[milf]] in ya.
+[[Image:madonnasatan.jpg|thumb|right|While Madonna wasn't fapping her old pussy watching the players, she performed a Satanic ritual at the [[Superbowl XXX]] halftime show]]
+[[File:Madonnamuhammad.jpg|thumb|Madonna enjoying the privilege of ownership.]]
-[[Image:Old_madge.jpg|thumb|left|Madonna before photoshopping the hell out of her face]]
+After the invention of [[Lady Gaga]] Madonna was threatened with obsolescence. But the old witch couldn't have that. Media [[Jews]] (from whom Madonna has obviously sucked much circumcised-cock) leaped at the opportunity to compare her old 90's hit [[I came|"Express Yourself"]] to CaCa's [[Faggot|"Born This Way"]] and Madge got all the publicity she wanted in 2011. After worshiping [[Satan]] at the 2012 Superbowl (where Madonna's well-paid tool [[Ginger Genocide|M.I.A.]] gave the finger to [[Murka]] in a stunning display of [[IRL]] trolling), the hag started a tour. [[Last Thursday|Recently]], during her [[ecstasy|MDNA]] tour, she was seen flashing her ice-cold [[tits or gtfo|tit]] to her [[sand niggers|Istanbul]] audience. She's caused controversy by portraying an image of [[France]]'s right-wing cunt-leader, Marine LePen, with a [[swastika]] on her head, generating a shit-storm of equal hate and lulz throughout the sad excuse for a [[cunt]]ry. She also refused to remove a segment from her show where she points guns at the audience and pwns a bunch of faggot backup dancers, following the [[Aurora Theatre Shooting]].[http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1690719/madonna-mdna-tour-criticism.jhtml]
-[[Image:Madonna-1.jpeg|thumb|right|Madonna needs moar than one ...Religion]]
-Madonna is currently touring on what must be her [[over 9000|9000th]] album tour, which so far has been a [[shit|a real turd]]. Madonna [[fuck|hired]] all the [[gay|hippest]] (see: 20 years younger than Madonna) [[womyn|producers]] and has given a [[Wigger|hip-hop]] feel to the album. She absolutely loves to abuse her audience with unspeakable profanity, and ofcourse giving the bony old finger.
-[[image:Madonna-2.jpg|thumb|right|got cruise_fied by Cruise´s Cult ????]]
+Next to this bitch, Lady HaHa's cunt stunts have been labeled [[shitty|"reductive"]]. See Madonna's wisdom below.
-Although Madonna has tried acting before and [[fail|failed]], Madonna has received critical acclaim for the portrayal of a distraught [[man|woman]] in the movie Clean Girls [http://www.cleangirls.org/] from the [[scat|award]] winning director of [[2girls1cup]].
-{{squote|<b>I don't care if people worship turtles or frogs - if they're good people, that's all I care about, and he (Cruise) is a good person. He gets a raw deal.</b>|Madonna}}
-==The Sad Truth==
-Some of those borderline homosexuals were saved by the thought of fucking Madonna. Scary thought isn't it? But like most [[women]], we all at one time wanted to fuck someone famous. In her time, Madonna was the hottest [[bitch]] that everyone wanted to fuck. Especially those in confident 10 year old boys who were raped by [[pedobear]]. Deep down, [[lol wut|we all want to fuck Madonna]]. Yes, even the one we are stuck with now. She has had experience, and she could show someone some really freaky shit. Shit that would fuck your shit up. Shit that would give orgasmic nightmares of sucking the sweat off her legs while she gives [[Frog|Kermit the frog]] a blow job.
-==But Then Again...==
+<center><youtube>U5ldTJ3OjxU</youtube></center>
-And then again, maybe not. Consider if you will:
-*In 1979, photographer Lee Friedlander paid an unknown dancer '''$25''' to sit for some nude portraits. In 2009, Christie's auction house was expecting to sell the black and white 13 x 8 print of one of the shots for $10,000-15,000 dollars. The model Friendlander photographed was a [[whore|20 year old]], pre-fame Madonna.
-*However, the full frontal nude photo of Madonna, has actually sold at auction for $37,500 -- more than double its pre-sale estimate.
-*The photograph's [[epic|high selling price]] is linked to its potential military applications.  One stray glance at the [[WMD|wild overgrowth]] that is Madonna's [[vagina]], could likely turn entire armies to stone.
-*The photo sold for less than the $96,000 paid at auction in 2005 for a Helmut Newton photo of Madonna dancing on a bar with a beer bottle that was taken in 1990; perhaps symbolic of the worldwide [[The credit crunch|economic slump]].
-*The photo's posted right here on this page. Assuming you don't go blind, disperse it throughout ED and the web for the [[Lulz]].  Who knows? It might be just the [[Pwn|bitchslap]] we need to get [[GILF|Madonna's 50-year-old wrinkly ass]] out of our sexual fantasizing altogether.
-==Madonna Controls Wikipedia==
+==Madonna's Religion==
-:This is what [[Wikipedia]] will have to say in 2010 about her new album:
+[[Image:madonnajesus.jpg|thumb|left|This shamed [[nigger]] named Jesus fucked his mother, Madonna.]]
-'''''.com''''' is the twelfth album by [[United States|American]] singer-songwriter Madonna, released on January 26, 2010 by Universal Records. The album was a mild commercial success, but poorly received critically. BBC Music called it "a whirlwind of [[crap]]".The lead single from the album, "Future World" featuring [[Attention whore|Lady GaGa]] topped the charts in 17 countries. The follow-up singles were "Robot With Feelings", "Running Time" and "Electroniclife", which was released only in Japan as a promo single. The album was supported by the [[Robot|Robotronic Tour]], which was the poorest selling Madonna tour ever.
+[[Image:madonnamuslim.jpg|thumb|right|Tastes like [[poo]].]]
-This is the first Madonna album featuring only electronic sounds, with her voice being dubbed in [[shit|electro beats]]. Madonna infamously said about it while she was at the recording stage:
+Madonna, now nearing the same age Eve would have had if she learned to live so long, has fucked the perpetually-young nigger versions of both [[Jesus]] and [[Muhammad]], srsly. In 2009, after her divorce to Guy Ritchie, the English geezer known for the film [[snatch|"Snatch"]], she began dating Jesus Luz, a 22-year-old, pathetic excuse for a DJ who only rolled around in her old cunt to [[FAIL|try]] and [[whore|become famous]]. All the fame he ever got was srs public lulz at the idea that a 22-year old named Jesus was fucking a 50-year old named Madonna, causing the term "Madonna and Child" to adopt [[Bible slash|a whole new meaning]].
-{{squote|<b>I feel this is going to be the best electropop album ever, you can hear it and swear it's music from the future. You hear it and you're like, "This is the year 4500". I'm very proud. I'm a true visionary... yeah</b>|Madonna}}
-The album was poorly received, BBC Music calling it a "whirlwind of crap" and a "waste of money, time and good will". ''The Times'' called it a "monotonous bad album which could have been written by a 5-year-old" and later correcting itself, "no it couldn't. The kid would have written something better". Many critics pointed out the likeness between the songs and other artist's songs, even older Madonna's songs. Future World is said to sound like a mix of Heartbeat (from ''[[Hard Candy]]'') and Wonderwall by [[Oasis]], whereas Robot With Feelings is said to sound very similar to Hollaback Girl by [[Wapanese|Gwen Stefani]], who incited legal actions against Madonna claiming that that was the second time she ripped her off.
+Then, Madonna ditched him and started dating a 24-year old Muslim nigger named Brahim Zaibat, whose [[obvious]] real name is Muhammad. Not only does he resemble the [[niggers|niglets]] Madonna has adopted from Africa in physical appearance and age, proving once again that Madonna likes fucking her own children, but he's also [[French]].
+Her [[period|mystical red strings]] prove she's part of the [[Jewish]] Kabbalistic cult and is obviously part of a big plot by the kikes to destroy our eyes, ears and minds (not necessarily in that order).
+==Madonna's Gays==
+[[Image:madonnagaga.jpg|thumb|right|GaGa wants to be this crazy bitch Madonna.]]
+Madonna's supposed sex appeal early in her career was one of the greatest gifts that the [[DO NOT WANT|Gay Agenda]] ever gave itself. Madonna was propagandized as a hot [[bitch]] that everyone wanted to fuck. Mind-controlling media Jews who'd want to stop heterosexual boys reproducing in order to prepare for the [[New World Order]] (see [[Justin Bieber]]'s agenda for turning girls into lesbians), convinced us all that Madge's libido could [[guro|fuck your shit up]].
+In the 80's, 90's and 200's, countless boys between the ages of [[Pedobear|10 and 17]] were taken in by the implied promise of transcendental sex, and were lured to her concerts. Here, their impressionable young minds were [[I came|stained beyond repair]] by the exposure to [[Twinks|buff, muscular men]] in scanty clothing, and they made the decision to become homosexual.
+In this way, the [[DO NOT WANT|Gay Agenda]] managed to swell its ranks.
+Then GaGa came around.
+A male faggot below summarizes the feud between these two unimportant witches. The only exaggeration in the video is that GaGa indeed *does* have a dick [[IRL]], and [[some argue]] that the drag queen in the video is therefore CaCa herself.
+<center><youtube>UiZ0JfXsLiU</youtube></center>
+== Pr0n ==
+[[File:Young Madonna.JPG||thumb|left|Before the crotch-rot set in...]]
+[[Image:Madonna_Nude_Age_20_optimal.jpg|thumb|right|Oh. Oh, wait. No. Never mind. TURN IT OFF! <small>''(It took archaeologists decades to realize this man couldn't bear to see three bushes on a lady!)''</small>]]
+<center>''I want to be where my tongue warms your thighs
+''When it's time for siesta we'll watch them go by...
+''Beautiful places no girl could ignore
+''When a boy loves a boy and a girl ---
+''--- loves a girl</center>
+{{clear}}
+==Gallery==
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+<gallery>
+File:Madonna.jpg
+</gallery>
+</center>
+==Related Articles==
+*[[Lady GaGa]]
+*[[Ginger Genocide]]
+*[[Britney Spears]]
+*[[Katy Perry]]
+*[[Pop music]]
+*[[Catholic]]
+*[[Faggots|Her fanbase]]
-===Track Listing===
-#Robot With Feelings
-#Running Time
-#Future Song
-#Third Millenium
-#Love You Baby (Spears)
-#FutureLove/SexSounds (Timberlake)
-#Dirty Intentions
-#Future World
-#Electroniclife
-#I'm So Old
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