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Yes, I am a prophet returned. I am Moses, and I come in a new body! You shall see me summon plagues upon Israel's neighboring enemies. You shall see me restore the original Tablets of Stone and throw them towards Vatican City, where the Pope and his idols shall be destroyed! You shall see me leading the Israelites in wars. I and God, in their presence, shall help them win every one.
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If you die and go to Heaven, you must become part of the Council of the Lower Gods. Yes, you become a god. But no god can ever be greater than God Himself. You must worship every man and woman who has died and went through an apotheosis in Heaven, but not more than God. I am Moses reincarnated, I shall save Israel and show the truth to many! If I wasn't a god, I would not have returned to do such amazing things.

Latest revision as of 17:55, 1 October 2021

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