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{{Clippy|It looks like you are reading an article about me. Would you like to...: <br><small>[[Kenya| ➥ '''Ignore the annoying mascot''']]<br>[[Fuck You| ➥ '''Close the mascot window''']]<br>[[Real Life| ➥ '''Turn off the computer and get a life''']]<br>[[Kill Yourself| ➥ '''Be an hero''']]</small>}} | |||
{{ | [[File:Paperclip.jpg|thumb|right|Fucked up thing is.. [[You|somebody]] probably jacks off to this shit.]] | ||
'''Clippit''' is a [[meme]] on [[4chan]] which [[everyone]] seems to know, but which [[nobody gives a fuck|no one notices]]. Also known as the '''Office Assistant''', Clippit is a small paperclip that was originally to be found in [[Microsoft]]'s Office packages, although he was dropped from their software [[at least 100]] years ago because people got pissed off with his antics. | '''Clippit''' or '''Clippy''' is a [[meme]] on [[4chan]] which [[everyone]] seems to know, but which [[nobody gives a fuck|no one notices]]. Also known as the '''Office Assistant''', Clippit is a small paperclip that was originally to be found in [[Microsoft]]'s Office packages, although he was dropped from their software [[at least 100]] years ago because people got pissed off with his antics. | ||
The idea of the meme is that when offering advice in Microsoft Office, Clippit would offer some solutions. /[[b]]/tards have been known, however, to allow variants to increase the [[lulz]] factor. | The idea of the meme is that when offering advice in Microsoft Office, Clippit would offer some solutions. /[[b]]/tards have been known, however, to allow variants to increase the [[lulz]] factor. | ||
An [[exploitable]] version of this has been made. Go produce much [[lulz]]. | An [[exploitable]] version of this has been made. Go produce much [[lulz]]. | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
Image:Clippyhumanity.jpg|Advice to [[The Finnisher]]. | Image:Clippyhumanity.jpg|Advice to [[The Finnisher]]. | ||
Image:-clippit.png|[[Tits or GTFO]]. | Image:-clippit.png|[[Tits or GTFO]]. | ||
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Image:Cliproll.GIF|Even Clippit is in on the [[rickroll]] fad | Image:Cliproll.GIF|Even Clippit is in on the [[rickroll]] fad | ||
Image:Super mr clippit world.png|He's [[Microsoft]]'s version of [[weegee|Mario]] | Image:Super mr clippit world.png|He's [[Microsoft]]'s version of [[weegee|Mario]] | ||
</gallery> | Image:Clippy_-_MS_Back_Alley.jpg | ||
Image:Clippy_-_No_Reason.jpg | |||
Image:Zelda_-_Clippy_Help.jpg | |||
File:Clippy.gif | |||
Image:Clippit-Suicide.png | |||
Image:Clippy_For_DOS.gif|Command line Clippit | |||
Image:Clippy_-_What_We_Really_Wanted.jpg|What we really wanted. | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Megaphone Desktop Tool]] | *[[Megaphone Desktop Tool]] | ||
*[[Microsoft Office]] | *[[Microsoft Office]] | ||
== External Links == | |||
* [http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1068552/posts Killing Mr.Clippy] - various ways to murder the fuck out of that faggoty paper clip. | |||
* [http://www.cracked.com/blog/clippy-finally-messes-with-the-wrong-word-doc/ Clippy finally messes with the wrong Word Document] - A [[Cracked]] editor convinces Clippy to do [[Suicide|the world a favor.]] | |||
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{{memes}} | {{memes}} | ||
{{softwarez}} | {{softwarez}} | ||
Latest revision as of 21:31, 21 December 2020
It looks like you are reading an article about me. Would you like to...:
➥ Ignore the annoying mascot
➥ Close the mascot window
➥ Turn off the computer and get a life
➥ Be an hero
Clippit or Clippy is a meme on 4chan which everyone seems to know, but which no one notices. Also known as the Office Assistant, Clippit is a small paperclip that was originally to be found in Microsoft's Office packages, although he was dropped from their software at least 100 years ago because people got pissed off with his antics.
The idea of the meme is that when offering advice in Microsoft Office, Clippit would offer some solutions. /b/tards have been known, however, to allow variants to increase the lulz factor.
An exploitable version of this has been made. Go produce much lulz.
Gallery
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Advice to The Finnisher. -
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Clippit sure as hell ain't safe from Rule 34. -
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Even Clippit is in on the rickroll fad -
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Command line Clippit
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What we really wanted.
See also
External Links
- Killing Mr.Clippy - various ways to murder the fuck out of that faggoty paper clip.
- Clippy finally messes with the wrong Word Document - A Cracked editor convinces Clippy to do the world a favor.
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Clippit is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
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