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== Famous allegations == | == Famous allegations == | ||
*[[Albert Einstein]]'s General Theory of Relativity is '''alleged''' to be [[tl;dr|incredibly interesting]]. | *[[Albert Einstein]]'s General Theory of Relativity is '''alleged''' to be [[tl;dr|incredibly interesting]]. | ||
*[[Michael Jackson]] | *[[Michael Jackson]] was '''alleged''' to be a [[pedophile]], and is now '''alleged''' to be [[dead]]. | ||
*[[Meele]] is '''alleged''' to be [[ugly]]. | *[[Meele]] is '''alleged''' to be [[ugly]]. | ||
*[[Nomadlisa]] is '''alleged''' to be a [[death|murderer]]. | *[[Nomadlisa]] is '''alleged''' to be a [[death|murderer]]. | ||
*[[Furries]] are '''alleged''' to be | *[[Furries]] are '''alleged''' to be perverted [[bestiality|animal fuckers]]. | ||
*[[Ghostlight]] is '''alleged''' to be a raging [[douchebag]]. | *[[Ghostlight]] is '''alleged''' to be a raging [[douchebag]]. | ||
*[[Glenn Beck]] is '''alleged''' to have [[raped]] a young girl in 1990. | *[[Glenn Beck]] is '''alleged''' to have [[raped]] a young girl in 1990. | ||
*[[Ellen Feiss]] is an '''alleged''' [[drug|druggie]]. | *[[Ellen Feiss]] is an '''alleged''' [[drug|druggie]]. | ||
*The [[Holocaust]] is '''alleged''' to be a hoax perpetrated by [[Jews]]. | *The [[Holocaust]] is '''alleged''' to be a hoax perpetrated by [[Jews]]. | ||
*The Jews are '''alleged''' to have [[Jews did WTC|coordinated the 9/11 attacks]]. | |||
*Jews are '''alleged''' to control the [[ZOG|control the government]] and [[NWO|the world]]. | |||
*[[Paris Hilton]] is '''alleged''' to be a [[slut]]. | *[[Paris Hilton]] is '''alleged''' to be a [[slut]]. | ||
*[[halo]] is '''alleged''' to be a [[pretty cool guy]]. | *[[halo]] is '''alleged''' to be a [[pretty cool guy]]. | ||
*[[Your Mom]] | *[[Your Mom]] is '''alleged''' to have had [[buttsex]] with me last night. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[So-called]] | *[[So-called]] | ||
*[[Some argue]] | *[[Some argue]] | ||
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Legalese for the truth.
Anything that has been alleged is invariably true but has not been proven in a court of law. The use of the term allows a liberal to avoid being called up on defamation charges because technically the term means "rumored", regardless of common knowledge to the contrary.
That which is alleged is called an allegation. This means that the person who so alleges is the alligator.
Famous allegations
- Albert Einstein's General Theory of Relativity is alleged to be incredibly interesting.
- Michael Jackson was alleged to be a pedophile, and is now alleged to be dead.
- Meele is alleged to be ugly.
- Nomadlisa is alleged to be a murderer.
- Furries are alleged to be perverted animal fuckers.
- Ghostlight is alleged to be a raging douchebag.
- Glenn Beck is alleged to have raped a young girl in 1990.
- Ellen Feiss is an alleged druggie.
- The Holocaust is alleged to be a hoax perpetrated by Jews.
- The Jews are alleged to have coordinated the 9/11 attacks.
- Jews are alleged to control the control the government and the world.
- Paris Hilton is alleged to be a slut.
- halo is alleged to be a pretty cool guy.
- Your Mom is alleged to have had buttsex with me last night.
