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[[Image:Kindrift-JESUS CHRIST THOSE PANTS.jpg|thumb|right|Kindrift searches for his glowstix.]]
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[[Image:Aardy_raily_silverblackcougartaur_ink.jpg|thumb|right|Kindrift's murrsona. [[Transvestite|Notice how it is a woman.]] [[Dickgirl|With a ''dick'']]]]





Latest revision as of 12:27, 16 March 2022

Long gone lulz

This article had great potential once, but the source material for it is long gone and so it's stuck being mediocre.


Ta-daaaa!
Kindrift searches for his glowstix.


Kindrift (aka Raix Digital Epic, Raiya Daimonion, Railfoxen. Icevixen, Downspin) is a mentally ill furry from Buttcrack, Nevada; who believes coyotes talk to him and who has a keen interest in the babyfur scene. But of course, calling a furry mentally ill is redundant.

Formerly a mod at CrushYiffDestroy, Kindrift was eventually banned by fat old pedo Mitch the Bitch for aggravated faggotry. He then set off in a hissy fit to set up his own site, the astoundingly limp-dicked Vivisector where he could freely indulge his perverse obsession with Xydexx and other far less savory topics.

Drifty is currently setting up a business to sell animal shaped dildos, all personally inspected and verified to work.


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One local fur tagged along with me, following me around like a puppy, until I took him up to a friends room and spent about an hour mounting him. I was trying to pee inside him, but found it was awfully difficult to relax enough for that when you're inside someone. He was a little disappointed, but we showered afterwards and I could pee in his mouth then, so everything turned out ok.
 

 
 


   
 
CYD is made of users who are somehow dumber than I am, plus a few good personalities (hi Donny). And it's run by Mitch who is best buddies with uh Xydexx and likes to edit my posts whenever I say that name. So six months ago CYD's co-founder, a couple then-current moderators, and I decided to throw a site together that was like CYD without the pedophiles and 4channers. Once we made it, it turned out that I was like the only motherfucker who cared enough to post, and I've just about abandoned it since January. Half a year after starting it, Mitch finally manages the balls to ban me.
 

 
 


   
 
Actually I've just been pissing Mitch off right nicely for the last year or so. It was a ban for calling his site Xydexx's poorly managed forum for numb fucktards with no one but furries to look down on.

And a ban for making my own poorly managed forum. Passive aggressive old man. He deserves furry. <3
 


 
 

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