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{{FactAlert|Using a fucking tablet and [[Gimp]] will improve the quality of your "art" and if not than get the fuck off the Internet! You're truly a bad artist.}}
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[[Image:MS Paint in Windows 7 Cunt.JPG|thumb|It is all what is says.]]
[[Image:MS Paint in Windows 7 Cunt.JPG|thumb|It is all what is says.]]
[[Image:Gor donmspaint.png|thumb|[[Gordon the Pringles Giraffe|Typical painting]]]]
[[Image:Gor donmspaint.png|thumb|[[Gordon the Pringles Giraffe|Typical painting]]]]
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[[Image:Illl_suck_your_dick_2.JPG|thumb|Drawn by Alicia. Wait, [[ಠ_ಠ|a fucking girl drew this?]]]]
[[Image:Illl_suck_your_dick_2.JPG|thumb|Drawn by Alicia. Wait, [[ಠ_ಠ|a fucking girl drew this?]]]]
[[Image:jacksparrow.PNG|thumb|Better, but it's still fucking [[fanart|shit]].]]
[[Image:jacksparrow.PNG|thumb|Better, but it's still fucking [[fanart|shit]].]]
[[Image:Pixelart.png|thumb|There we go! Too bad it's a picture of a [[faggot]]. Or not?]]


[[Image:Joker_in_MS_Paint_by_DJCoulz.png|thumb|Some [[moar]] [[shitty]] [[fanart]].]]
'''MS Paint''' is a shitty virtual drawing program developed by [[Microsoft]], which is complete shit and not even worth using at all in general. The main purpose of MS Paint is to draw pictures and create "artistic masterpieces"; however, since the program is so shitty, it doesn't have very good tools to begin with, so making a picture would take [[over 9000]] hours. Nobody even uses it, except for [[tartlets]] and [[FA]] faggots to make shitty avatars for their accounts with the pre-set brush and shape tools that really can't draw shit. The [[software]] has also been popular among dA cunts who love to draw their gay-ass Anime shit and plaster it all over the fucking site, only to show how shitty they are at drawing in general. Most experienced users just use [[Adobe® Photoshop®]], because it has better tools and you can actually do something wit it, unlike MS Paint where you're only limited to the shitty paint brush, and shape tools.


'''MS Paint''' is a shitty painting program that has come bundled [[free]] with every version of Microsoft Windows since Windows 1.0. For two decades, no noticeable improvement had been made to the program until the launch of Windows 7, but it's still considered to be inferior to an etch-a-sketch, often taking an [[Tartlet|average user]] [[Over 9000|over nine thousand]] hours to complete a single shitty picture. It is used either by those who [[Retard|do not have the ability or knowledge]] to run something better on their computer, too retarded to get a free trial of [[Photoshop]]® off [[LOL|the official Adobe® Photoshop® website]] and then use a crack to unlock it, or real [[1337]] users who [[pwn]] those high end software assholes with every byte they create. The same goes for MS Paint. Most [[n00bs]] on such sites as Furry-Paws.com and Funnyjunk.com use it to make shitty avatars using every color on the toolbar and the preset box tool.
The image format of MS Paint also sucks. The fucking thing, before the release of Windows 7, couldn't save in .png, or .gif image formats and the only format it could use was the bitmap (.bmp) file extension. After Windows 7 was released, they Microfags made it so that it '''can''' save in .gif and .png; however, it isn't actually a .png. It's actually a bitmap file that has been modified to ''look'' like a .png. They did this because they know that anyone stupid enough to use this shitty freeware in the first place couldn't tell the difference anyway, and would be indoctrinated to think that MS Paint is actually a [[not|'''good''' program to use]], when in reality it belongs down the shitter where it was first incarnated. The code of the program is also complete shit; in fact, it was programmed by a bunch of underdeveloped monkeys with keyboards, and has even been compared to a [[retard]] taking a shit. This thing is buggy as hell, and somewhat unstable on most computers.


But since you're reading this, you already know that MS Paint is complete shit and should've gotten the axe a long time ago. Try the far-more superior [http://www.getpaint.net/index.html Paint.net], and download [http://paint.net.amihotornot.com.au/download/pluginspack/ this plugin].


With the release of Windows XP MS Paint was now able to save with .gif and .jpg formats. Technically MS Paint can also save files with a .png extension, but since it has no idea how PNGs work, it simply saves them as a .bmp that ''looks'' like a .png, knowing that no one stupid enough to use the program will be able to tell the difference. It's just as well though, after all bmps is '''[[THE BEST]] OF ANY IMAGE FORMAT OUT THERE''' and should always be used by preference anyway, as it makes much smaller images of [[Crap|complete shit]].


It has been observed in the Windows 7 beta that Microsoft did, in fact, finally change MS Paint (the first since Windows 1.0), to use the same shitty "ribbon toolbar" [[lies|bullshit]] as the incredibly not-buggy Office 2007. It also has several new brushes for [[n00bs]] to ruin good [[shoop|shoops]] with, but unfortunately Microsoft tends to not release things less than 6 months after the supposed "release date".  
==Creations==
The pictures and so called "artwork" most people create look like a [[fucktard]] just took a shit all over your computer screen, except in 16 colors. Some people even create these "sprites", which are supposed to be similar to any shit you'd see in a pre-3D video game. Most of them are complete shit, and you'll also find many of these on deviantART if you look closely. Many [[emos]] have also been using MS Paint to make their "emo art", which is just a bunch of shit with blood and gore and emo messages about [[suicide|killing yourself]] plastered all across it. These "pieces of artwork" are known as "dolls", or some shit that emos call them. Many sick fucks create porn pictures and actually fap to them.


The raw code of MS Paint has been compared to a [[retard]] taking a [[shit]]. If [[you]] still use MS Paint but have a [[shit]]box [[computer]], are too much of a Jew to <s>buy</s> pirate [[photoshop]], and too much of a total fucktard to even consider using traditional media, consider trying [http://www.eecs.wsu.edu/paint.net/ Paint.NET], the [http://www.eecs.wsu.edu/paint.net/redirect/mirror_263_src_coral.html code] for that is much nicer. Also using [[Fact|MS Paint will give you testicular worms]].
===[[Porn]]===
 
{{cg|OMOMGZ P R A W N|Gallery|center|<gallery>
==Pictures==
The [http://www.mspaintporn.net/index2.html pictures most people create] on MS Paint look like a dump that a retard just took on your screen, except in 16 colors. And in fact sometimes, people create "Sprites" that are supposed to be similar to the kind you would see in a pre-3D video game. [[Shit nobody cares about|8 bit sprites tend to mostly be Pallete Swaps of Final Fantasy or Megaman Sprites, while 16 bit sprite edits (The most popular kind thanks to Bob and George) often tend to be Megaman 7, Sonic, and Mario or Final Fantasy. On the rare occasion spriters will make 32 bit sprites with twice the amount of colours than Megaman 7 sprites, but these are much rarer than 8 bit and 16 bit sprites, which are easier to do. 32 bit sprites tend to be Megaman 8, Megaman X, or Sonic Game Boy Advance with the occasional use of Megaman.EXE or Pokemon from the Game Boy Advance]]. With the Nintendo DS and PSP, the use of sprites are likely going to stop all together since only [[Japan]] actually still makes sprites to keep the game loyalists from bitching.
 
===MS Paint [[Porn]]===
 
MS paint has a website totally devoted to [http://www.mspaintporn.net MS paint porn] where [[fags]] make and upload their own shitty drawings using only MS paint. It is honestly just one big fat competition to see who can make the most disgusting picture.
Draw yours today and become a [[retard | 1337 haxxor]]. Also, it is a proven [[fact]] that [[Wikipedophiles]] have [[Wikipedia:File:Mt_Shasta.JPG|too much time on their hands]].
 
{{cg|Seriously fuckin sexy|OMOMGZ P R A W N!|center|<gallery>
Image:HAAAAAA.gif|HAAAAAA
Image:HAAAAAA.gif|HAAAAAA
Image:Keepin-it-real.gif|Keepin' it real.
Image:Keepin-it-real.gif|Keepin' it real.
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Image:EPIC FAIL MS.JPG|Whoever inserts Bush into their MS Paint fail-child, we salute you.
Image:EPIC FAIL MS.JPG|Whoever inserts Bush into their MS Paint fail-child, we salute you.
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File:Kill Niggers Paint.png|KILL NIGGER
Image:ANIME PR0NZ LOLOL0LOL0L0L0L1L0L0LOL.png| Admit it, this comic gave you a boner.
Image:ANIME PR0NZ LOLOL0LOL0L0L0L1L0L0LOL.png| Admit it, this comic gave you a boner.
Image:Pure geeky joy.gif|Animation--oh yeah!!
Image:Pure geeky joy.gif|Animation--oh yeah!!
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Image: MSCammybustyex.jpg| 'n' moar!  
Image: MSCammybustyex.jpg| 'n' moar!  
Image:MsRMikabustyex.jpg| Reachin' selfpromotional overkill here...
Image:MsRMikabustyex.jpg| Reachin' selfpromotional overkill here...
Image:The-toddler.gif|Is--is he holding a ''carrot''?
Image:Delicious.jpg|This is disturbing, even compared to some shock images.
Image:Delicious.jpg|This is disturbing, even compared to some shock images.
Image:Bukkake58.JPG|"ZOMGZ i can paintz sexy pr0nz!!!!!!!"
Image:Bukkake58.JPG|"ZOMGZ i can paintz sexy pr0nz!!!!!!!"
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===Emo Art===
===Emo Art===
 
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Another strange thing about MS paint is that it attracts [[emo]] [[Women|girls]]. They often draw shit such as "[[Gay|Dollz]]", which are mutilated dead bodies with poems about [[Suicide|killing yourself]] [[Copy and paste|cuntpasted]] all over them. There isn't really much to say, other than they look like they've been created by some fucktard with Down's syndrome. See the gallery below for a prime example.
 
{{cg|[[You|Some people]] fap to this shit|Dollz|center|<gallery>
Image:Lilbopeep.gif|Bestiality is so hardkore.
Image:Lilbopeep.gif|Bestiality is so hardkore.
Image:Batshitinsanemold.gif|Mmmm...gooey.
Image:Batshitinsanemold.gif|Mmmm...gooey.
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==How to master MS Paint==
==How to master MS Paint==
Since MS Paint is so fucking difficult to use, with its shitty paint tools and poor coding, the average person will open it up, fuck around with it scribbling the screen black for 10 minutes, and never touch it again. However, there is a small percentage of people who have the [[Genius|mental capacity]] and natural ability to actually make something of [[Cool|quality]]. Watch the videos below for prime examples.
Since MS Paint is so fucking difficult to use, with its shitty paint tools and terrble coding, the average person will open it up, fuck around with it scribbling the screen black for 10 minutes, and never touch it again because it's such [[crap]]. However, there is a small percentage of people who have the [[Genius|mental capacity]] and natural ability to actually make something of quality. You won't see this anywhere else, as these people are the 0.00001% of the MS Paint users.


<center><big>'''The MS Paint master at work.'''</big></center>
<center><big>'''The MS Paint master at work.'''</big></center>
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|<youtube>v2g5qbvb7F4</youtube><br ><center>'''[[You]] won't see another video like this again.'''</center>
|<youtube>v2g5qbvb7F4</youtube><br ><center>'''[[You]] won't see another video like this again.'''</center>
|<youtube>MGOLqU8AZpo</youtube><br ><center>'''This as well.'''</center>}}|border=#9b9bdd|background=#9b9bdd}}
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<center><youtube>MqeKwKSq07g</youtube>[[Cats]] also love ms paint!</center>


==See Also==
==See Also==
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*[[Gordon the Pringles Giraffe]]
*[[Gordon the Pringles Giraffe]]
*[[Fanart]]
*[[Fanart]]
*[[Pokey the Penguin]]


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Latest revision as of 12:21, 25 July 2022

It is all what is says.
Typical painting
What the average fucktard draws in MS Paint. As you can see, this is clearly a true stroke of artistic genius.
An artist's interpretation of the pope.
Did I mention that you could even make shit like this with MS Paint?
The average paint user: Dumb as fuck.
Drawn by Alicia. Wait, a fucking girl drew this?
Better, but it's still fucking shit.

MS Paint is a shitty virtual drawing program developed by Microsoft, which is complete shit and not even worth using at all in general. The main purpose of MS Paint is to draw pictures and create "artistic masterpieces"; however, since the program is so shitty, it doesn't have very good tools to begin with, so making a picture would take over 9000 hours. Nobody even uses it, except for tartlets and FA faggots to make shitty avatars for their accounts with the pre-set brush and shape tools that really can't draw shit. The software has also been popular among dA cunts who love to draw their gay-ass Anime shit and plaster it all over the fucking site, only to show how shitty they are at drawing in general. Most experienced users just use Adobe® Photoshop®, because it has better tools and you can actually do something wit it, unlike MS Paint where you're only limited to the shitty paint brush, and shape tools.

The image format of MS Paint also sucks. The fucking thing, before the release of Windows 7, couldn't save in .png, or .gif image formats and the only format it could use was the bitmap (.bmp) file extension. After Windows 7 was released, they Microfags made it so that it can save in .gif and .png; however, it isn't actually a .png. It's actually a bitmap file that has been modified to look like a .png. They did this because they know that anyone stupid enough to use this shitty freeware in the first place couldn't tell the difference anyway, and would be indoctrinated to think that MS Paint is actually a good program to use, when in reality it belongs down the shitter where it was first incarnated. The code of the program is also complete shit; in fact, it was programmed by a bunch of underdeveloped monkeys with keyboards, and has even been compared to a retard taking a shit. This thing is buggy as hell, and somewhat unstable on most computers.

But since you're reading this, you already know that MS Paint is complete shit and should've gotten the axe a long time ago. Try the far-more superior Paint.net, and download this plugin.


Creations

The pictures and so called "artwork" most people create look like a fucktard just took a shit all over your computer screen, except in 16 colors. Some people even create these "sprites", which are supposed to be similar to any shit you'd see in a pre-3D video game. Most of them are complete shit, and you'll also find many of these on deviantART if you look closely. Many emos have also been using MS Paint to make their "emo art", which is just a bunch of shit with blood and gore and emo messages about killing yourself plastered all across it. These "pieces of artwork" are known as "dolls", or some shit that emos call them. Many sick fucks create porn pictures and actually fap to them.

Porn

OMOMGZ P R A W N About missing Pics
  • HAAAAAA
    HAAAAAA
  • Keepin' it real.
    Keepin' it real.
  • Whoever inserts Bush into their MS Paint fail-child, we salute you.
    Whoever inserts Bush into their MS Paint fail-child, we salute you.
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

Emo Art

  • Bestiality is so hardkore.
    Bestiality is so hardkore.
  • Mmmm...gooey.
    Mmmm...gooey.
  • ...Anything?
    ...Anything?
  • The girl that made this is fucktarded enough to put semen on the face and think that rape has to do with sex, not violence.
    The girl that made this is fucktarded enough to put semen on the face and think that rape has to do with sex, not violence.
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Can't afford pr0n? Make your own!
    Can't afford pr0n? Make your own!
  • You treat me shit!
    You treat me shit!
  • FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
    FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP


How to master MS Paint

Since MS Paint is so fucking difficult to use, with its shitty paint tools and terrble coding, the average person will open it up, fuck around with it scribbling the screen black for 10 minutes, and never touch it again because it's such crap. However, there is a small percentage of people who have the mental capacity and natural ability to actually make something of quality. You won't see this anywhere else, as these people are the 0.00001% of the MS Paint users.

The MS Paint master at work.


You won't see another video like this again.


This as well.

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