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[[Image:Cocktease candid.jpg|thumb|right|Cockteasing can be subtle.]] | [[Image:Cocktease candid.jpg|thumb|right|Cockteasing can be subtle.]] | ||
[[Image:Tease.jpg|right|thumb|This fellow prides himself in finishing the job.]] | [[Image:Tease.jpg|right|thumb|This fellow prides himself in [[Rape|finishing the job]].]] | ||
A [[stripper]] is a professional cocktease, who [[fat]], [[ugly]] [[virgins]] pay for [[their]] services, because they are too [[retarded]] to hire a [[prostitute]]. | A [[stripper]] is a professional cocktease, who [[fat]], [[ugly]] [[virgins]] pay for [[their]] services, because they are too [[retarded]] to hire a [[prostitute]]. | ||
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Image:Cocktease feminine.jpg|All-natural feminine girls can be cockteases. | Image:Cocktease feminine.jpg|All-natural feminine girls can be cockteases. | ||
Image:Cocktease flasher2.jpg|Flashers are definately cockteases. | Image:Cocktease flasher2.jpg|Flashers are definately cockteases. | ||
Image:Cocktease02.jpg|[[ | Image:Cocktease02.jpg|[[Goth|Goth chicks]] [[Lie|are cockteases]]. | ||
Image:Cocktease3.jpeg| Even on Facebook you'll encounter a cocktease at one point or another. | Image:Cocktease3.jpeg| Even on Facebook you'll encounter a cocktease at one point or another. | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:46, 2 February 2016
A cocktease is a special type of whore, who is in fact not really a whore at all. A cocktease will get you very excited, making you think she might actually let you fuck her, but at the last moment turns you down, forcing you to masturbate in her bathroom or when you get home. The pent up result is commonly called "Blue Balls". Or in your case, "every day of the week".
A cocktease can range from the female who wears ultra short skirts and dresses, tight pants and tops, known as the "look but don't touch" type, to the inhibited female who is horny and loves foreplay. Easily seduced, she will do anything and everything. Except let you finish. Her needs come first. And once she's come, your needs are irrelevant.
A stripper is a professional cocktease, who fat, ugly virgins pay for their services, because they are too retarded to hire a prostitute.
Raping a cocktease is perfectly acceptable, since they are all asking for it.
Famous Cockteasing
<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
How the Cocktease Operates
- She knows your name.
- She does not recoil in horror at the mere thought of being in your presence.
- She has boobs.
- She has a vagina.
- She coincidentally glances in your
generalgenital direction. - She exists.
- You can easily spot a cocktease by looking directly in a mirror.
Cocktease Types & Fashions
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The shorter the dress, the bigger the tease. -
Going commando means you are a cocktease. -
Exhibitionists are cockteases. -
Emmy Jo liked to prance around in her airplane skirt. -
All-natural feminine girls can be cockteases. -
Flashers are definately cockteases. -
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Even on Facebook you'll encounter a cocktease at one point or another.
Examples of Cockteases
- Amanda Wenk
- Raisa Mendoza
- Fluffers
- College professors
- Your MILF neighbor
- Cheerleaders
- Your sister's girlfriend
- your mom
See also
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