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[[Image:Bravestarr3030.jpg|thumb||right|Yeeee haww, wanna [[yiff]]?]]
#REDIRECT [[Bravestarr]]
A cartoon about an injun lawman set in the Wild West, in space!
Notable for featuring an mutant cyborg [[horse]] called Thirty/Thirty as BraveStarr's sidekick/mount/hole, as well as many other [[furry]] characters.
The villain, Tex Hex, rides a robot [[horse]] that can hover. [[WTF]]?
 
One of the many cartoons of the 1980s that may have spawned a generation of furries, BraveStarr had poor animation and ran for only one season. A feature-length movie and various merchandise including a [[video game]] were also released by greedy network [[jews]] to suck money from children.
These days it is an epic source of nostalgic lulz simply due to the large quantities of [[furfaggotry]] involved.  Also the vast similarities to the Rifts: New West campaign setting.  It may as well be called Bravestarr: the RPG.
 
 
==Cast==
 
===Bravestarr===
 
The main character.  A hero, lawman, and thrown bone to the minority population.  Along with his neat hat and spot-on Billy Jack impersonation, Bravestarr had the ability to copy the powers of a handful of animals.  This included the strength of a [[gay|bear]], speed of a puma, eyes of the hawk and ears of the wolf.  He had to rely on these fruity powers because, like other cartoon heroes of his time, Bravestarr's gun was fucking useless.
 
===Thirty/Thirty===
 
A cyborg mutant horse who can switch between biped and quadraped configuration.  He carries a laser rifle named "Sarah Jane".
 
===Tex Hex===
 
Tex Hex is basically the Skeletor of the Old West.  He is a pact witch who gets his powers from a cyborg dragon from another dimension named Stampede.  He is a coward and rarely uses any spells at all.  He's actually less menacing than Skeletor.
 
===Deputy Fuzz===
 
He is apparently based on the "fuzzies" from Ultima.  He speaks pidgin English and is a short, weak coward.  He has epic burrowing skills and skill with rope as well.  He is mostly comic relief and kidnap-bait.
 
===JP===
 
JP is the Justice of the Peace for Planet New Texas.  She mostly stands around and provides expositon.
 
===Vipra===
 
This anthro snake alien inspired more than a few furries.  She can put people to sleep.
 
 
 
 
==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Animefuckingsucks.jpg|The banned episode.
Image:Bravestar2.jpg|
Image:3030.jpg|If this turns you on, you're a [[furfag]].
</gallery>
 
[[Category: Furries]]
[[Category: Stub]]
 
==See Also==
*[[Furry]]
*[[Mr Hands]]
*[[Cowboy]]
*[[Transformers]]
*[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]
*[[He-Man]]
==External Links==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE3F5dot4pk&locale=en BraveStarr Intro]
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Latest revision as of 08:15, 12 August 2016

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