Broly
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Broly
Broly (Also known as BR0L'/ , Broli to the Internet Retarded, and how Chris Benoit would look like, if he took steroids AT MAXIMUM POWER!!!!) is a giant, buffed, destructive, Marijuana looking maniac who have appeared at least 3 movies from the hit Animu show, Dragon Ball Z. Broly as you may expect, like any other overrated villain, he is worshiped by 13-year old boys, 16 year old girls, and DBZ fanboys who on the other hand, all are terminally retarded because they think that Broly is far stronger than SSJ3 Goku and Kid Buu but the irony is that Broly is weaker despite that his power level is growing endlessly but only manages to fail miserably by the moralfags.
Broly: The Legendary Troll
Broly, being the most overrated and the only Legendary Super Saiyan (and being batshit insane), he's too fucking overpowered as he constantly skullfucks the Z-Fighters by grabbing their faces and smashed them into walls. Despite being non-canon however, though unlike Sephiroth with his angsty microcock that can only castrated by Cloud's Omnislash actually it could be castrated with almost everything, Broly and his legendary Cock can goatse anyone's asshole with only 2% of his power. Here's the list of this Space-Satan have done below.
- Broly fucking hates Cockrot, as him being the most retarded space-nigger of the entire Saiyan race. Basically, because Cockrot's BAWWWWWWWWING cause Broly to generate enormous butthurt when he was a baby. During that time, King Vegeta, the admin of the sayains wanted to perma-B& Broly for being too fucking overpowered, his father Paragus, wanted to make a ban appeal of his Saiyan account but King Vegeta just told him to GTFO and B& him too for White Knighting. He desperately wants to painfully rape Cockrot, as well increasingly being overdosed with rage and insanity. In Broly's Second Cumming, Broly is even more fucked up (and more retarded) and can only communicate by saying
- As we mentioned before, Broly's powerlevel (as what the fantards of Broly believed) will never stop growing, evar, even at normal state. Because of this, his powerlevel is so immense that he is able to destroyed a planet with only small burst of energy at Legendary Super Saiyan state, HE EVEN DESTROY A FUCKING GALAXY!!! [Proof]
- Broly can survive by almost anything with little or no effect, e.g. Broly can't be hurt, by
punching, kicking, firing kamehameha at him, lava, supernovas, black holes, rape, etc. What the fuck does this guy even made of??!?!?!
- Some say that Broly is one of the main reasons for 2012, as he has enough power to destroy the entire universe.
- Broly has more than 100 transformations including Nightmare Broly.
- Broly, when becoming a Legendary Super Saiyan made Vegeta, shit his pants and crying like a little pussy.
- Broly is primary known for excessive child abuse and raping shota as seen on the left side.
- Broly killed his own father for the lulz, by crushing his space pod and throwing the remains at the comet that is about to hit New Vegeta.
- He always, always, always, done it for the lulz.
- Do we mention that he fucking hates Goku?
- He smiles at you when you begin reading this article.
- He laughs at you while you are reading this article.
- Due to his popularity, Broly fantards will say the same faggotry by replying that Broly is stronger than everyone and they will white knight no matter how logical or retardedly simple their opinion is...
- He's voiced by Vic Mignogna. [I'm not shitting you there.]
- Broly, in the third movie (which is shit). Comes back as a fugly looking mutant which almost looks extremely identical to your mom.
Why Do Fantards Love Broly So Much?
Broly: The Legendary Faggot
Since the Brolytards can't think shit, it's obvious that Broly is often the overpowered entity the fanbase worship. e.g. if someone is stronger than Broly, the fanbase will constantly bitch and white knight using their pseudo-intellectual facts that they got from watching DBZ movies. They often make retarded quotes such as "OMG BROLY CAN BEAT THAT BITCH BECUZ (Long retarded opinion speech) or "BROLY'S POWERLEVUL IZ GRO0WING AND CAN PWNED DAT MOTUHAFUCKA FUCKER". The Brolytard's faggotry is so contagious that they are actually extremely easy to troll. Just post a logical statement, state some facts that Broly will never be stronger than -insert faggots name here-, and PROFIT!!!, you get instant butthurt. You can also show these videos to make a Brolytard explode into rage of diarrhea here.
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Relationships with Sephiroth
Both of these Gary Stus share common factors when it comes to fanfics and other forms of media the fantards generate. However, since the faggotry to these fucktarded villains are so out of mass, we can only certain that they should have an penultimate battle to see who is the most overrated shit to ever occurred in the Interwebs since the beginning.
See Also
- Dragon Ball Z
- Sephiroth - His Secret Fuckbuddy including more emo
- Gary Stu
- Hulk - Thats what he looks like.
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