Double Rainbow is a very funny video spread all over YouTube recorded by a man-bear-pig named Hungrybear9562 (Real name Paul Vasquez) who can be heard furiously masturbating to this magical phenomenon of nature throughout the video's entirety.
Paul Vasquez the fat ass hippy gets high on jenkem and trips the fuck out over a DOUBLE FUCKING RAINBOW while wondering around the woods with poo on his upper lip and a head full of butthash.
—Paul Vasquez - Blubbering like a retard over a rainbow
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Whoa, that’s a full rainbow all the way.
Double rainbow, oh my god. It’s a double rainbow, all the way.
Whoa that’s so intense.
Whoa man! Wow! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa ho ho oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Woo! Oh wow! Woo! Yeah! Oh ho ho! Oh my god!
Oh my god look at that!
It’s starting even to look like a triple rainbow!
Oh my god it’s full on! Double rainbow all the way across the sky!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh god. What does this mean?
Oh. Oh my god. Oh. Oh. God. It’s so bright, oh my god it’s so bright and vivid! Oh. Ah! Ah! It’s so beautiful!
[Crying? Laughing?]
[Pretty sure he’s crying.]
[Now he’s laughing and crying.]
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god! Oh my god, it’s a double complete rainbow!
Oh right in my front yard.
[Laughter] Oh my god. Oh my god, what does it mean? Tell me.
[Crying] Too much. I don’t know what it means.
[Laughter] [Heavy breathing] Oh my god it’s so intense. Oh. Oh. Oh my god.
Jimmy Kimmel Twitted my video and i was like AHHHHHHH
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—Hungrybear9562, yet another orgasm brought on by the power of this event.
The double rainbow guy has had an interview with everyone in the Old Media including Jimmy Kimmel. With these acts he has confirmed the sale of his soul to Satan, and re-assured the media that everyday Americans are taking the war on drugs seriously.
Sellout
He now whores his internet fame for IRL dollars:
New Zealand ad for phones or something. Notice the double lolis at 30secs.