Puppy Pitcher
This article needs less broken images. You can help by getting rid of broken images. |
Did You Know: That Katja Puschnik has been identified as the perpetrator |
Puppy Pitcher refers to Katja Puschnik, a Bosnian girl from Bugojno made famous for a video in which she throws a bucket of puppies into a river one by one. The video was originally featured on JewTube, but has since been pulled because of its content.
How it Started
On Monday, August 30th, the original video was linked on /b/ with the text "Plz /b/, flag this video". Soon the moralfag witchhunt began. Much to the disagreement of many /b/tards who got many lulz out of the video. She was described as 5"6'-5"8', blonde, green eyes, Caucasian. It should be noted that the lack of cats present seriously hampered search efforts, as apparently even puppies are fair game for most of /b/.
The Failed Operation
The operation was met with nothing but moralfaggotry and fail, becoming the worst operation since the /r9k/ "raid". Most of the "suspects" have been either trolls giving false information or just plain guessing. Anon became bored of the moralfags fail and moved onto more lulz worthy things.
In retrospect, well meaning moralfags ruined a thirteen-year-old girl in Croatia for no reason. This is pretty much the opposite of the moralfag doctrine, and thus makes them better than if they had succeeded in their mission. Failing at failing = success.
PETA offered a $2,000.00 reward for information leading to the arrest of the puppy killer, which is ironic considering this video would is pretty standard footage in one of their recruitment videos.
Additionally, Michael Bay, yes Michael fucking Bay, wrote on his website that he would reward $50,000 for information leading to the arrest and successful prosecution of the Bosnian hoodrat and the person who shot this act of cruelty.
Since a police station seems to have found her mostly on their own, it is unknown if the money will even be paid. Sources suggest that PETA will dodge out of the bet since they didn't get a chance to utilize their own methods. Michael Bay probably has enough money to pay for three seconds' worth of CGI in one of his terrible films out of his pocket.
Katja Puschnik
At first, moralfags thought that Turns out that the chick was Katja Puschnik from Bosnia [1], however it became obvious that this was just shit made up by a fail troll trying to use the Internet as his personal army. After languagefags and a Croatian newspaper confirmed that our hero is speaking Croatian with the accent of a Bosnian:
—DerEwigeJude, preparing to lead her to epic ruin. |
Previous Quote | Next Quote
The very same publication alludes that the girl's brother posted on a Croatian forum about the incident, defending the puppy drownings as "humane". Finding this brother could yield the puppy killer herself.
Second Wrong Suspect: Antonia Miskic
Epic fail guy, the mascot of this mission, quickly tracked down a girl in the wrong Yugoslavian nation. The below Croat was flooded with shit despite the girl who actually did the crimes being in Bosnia and having a last name starting with P.
The alleged puppy murderer, Antonia Miskic, is tagged in a picture on a friend's Facebook: This one.
Her name used to be linked to her Facebook profile, but since the video was leaked, it appears as though she has deleted her profile.
Why would an innocent girl feel the need to do this? Possibly because she got shit-stormed with a bunch of messages saying "ZOMG PUPPY KILLER YOU MUST DIE!!!"
Here's a list of the accounts that Antonia has deleted or disguised since being (wrongly) outed:
FacebookDeleted.TwitterDeleted.- MySpace - Disguised (which lists her as sixteen years old)
- Facebook again - Disguised (name changed to NIsam Ja and with a fake profile pic put up)
In addition, by searching her name, Antonia Miskic, on Facebook, you can find various fanpages populated by moralfags stating their disgust for her in several languages. 1, 2
The Facebook lynch-mobs seem to be disappearing as quickly as they sprung up.
-
Antonia's Twitter - Before
-
Antonia's Twitter - After
Third Wrong Suspect: Dragana Adzaip
Some say that the puppy thrower is a different Bosnian girl named Dragana Adzaip. Like Antonia Miskic, this woman was found to be connected to Martin Mufc-Nani Gaspar, who is believed to be the cameraman of the video, or a friend of the cameraman of the video. There is speculation that this is person who was commenting on the Croatian forum mentioned in the original Croatian newspaper report. As this girl is actually in Bosnia, this is a possibility. Her last name does not start with P, so this remains unlikely.
Dragana Adzaip's Active Accounts:
Martin Mufc-Nani Gaspar's accounts:
- YouTube - The YouTube account where the video was originally uploaded. Deleted now.
- YouTube II
- YouTube III
- YouTube IV
- [email protected]
Current Suspect: Ivanka/Ivona Pavlovic
Although it isn't quite clear yet how the name was obtained, this appears to be today's suspect. A leading Bosnian newspaper has published an "exclusive" article after discussion with the family of one very upset Ivona Pavlovic (aw...bless). The whole family is named and some are pictured. Interestingly, a brother of the suspect is called Martin - a name many believe to be the cameraman's, as a "Martin" posted the original JewTube clip which kicked off this huge shitstorm.
If you disregard all of the speculation and Facebook lynch-mobs and all he said/she said bullshit, you can backtrace to some of the original reddit threads where the investigation was actually going in the right direction (meaning before 4chan got involved). The original video poster, Tarankula, had posted on a Croatian gaming forum. The reddit guys then found some of his other posts and profiles, and located an email for him [email protected].
If you dig around with that email address you'll eventually end up a few profiles that are tied to it:
including the profile on the "bug" forum he spoke about. Finally, further Googling will get you to a post where he was trying to sell his 1987 VW Golf.
The Queen of /b/?
It is common knowledge that over 9,000 threads regarding this were made on /b/. At one point, some newfag declared Puppy Pitcher the "Queen of /b/". Anon's response was predictable.
The Lie about the Happy Ending
Some Croatian news site is reporting that 5/6 of the puppies survived and were rescued by some old woman. The warm-hearted lady claimed that she fished the puppies out of the river. They are however drinking up to three liters of milk every day, and she is very poor, so please donate money to save these poor puppies. Awwwww. If you actually open your eyes, you will, however, see that the puppies in the video and the ones the old woman "rescued" are not the same.
You can find the article here.
—Croation news, wat |
Later it turned out that the story about having saved the dogs was made up to protect the puppy pitcher, who happens to be the direct neighbor of the old lady.
—and maybe because she got a couple of dollars for it, toosource |
-
Second: Black and white.
-
Fourth: Again black and white.
-
The "rescued" puppies: All are black and tan, no white fur.
Conclusion
She's off the hook
See Also
- David Motari
- Luka Magnotta
- Pumba Jeffery Larocque
- R9gay/Raid - Example of similar failed raid by moralfags.
- 12 year old girls
External Links
- Link to the video
- NY Daily Article
- Translated Croatian Newspaper Article
- Digital Journal Article
- Busted
- The New York Daily News identifies her by name
Featured article September 4, 2010 | ||
Preceded by Jersey Shore |
Puppy Pitcher | Succeeded by William J. Lashua |