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Anonymous1: im mandy :D Anonymous3: dIs is LuCY Anonymous3: ShEs PreETY Anonymous4: hey stel Anonymous4: sup babe Anonymous3: StELLa dOEsNT KnOW ManDy Anonymous1: ha! it was you all along! wheres katherine? you girls playing the annual net? training tomorrow, don’t forget! i’m bringing the oranges! Anonymous4: whos everyone else? Anonymous3: WhOs ManDy Anonymous3: yEaH YeAH ILL bRinG thE BaLLs AlONG Andrew Quah: i’m andy Anonymous3: hehEHEH baLLS Anonymous2: I’M nIkkI! Anonymous4: hi andy, how are you. Andrew Quah: i’m old. Anonymous1: please dont say things like that. my teacher is watching. Anonymous4: stella is andy hot? Anonymous2: AnDy iZ mY Bf! Andrew Quah: since when?? Anonymous3: SoWi Anonymous4: are the rest girls? Anonymous3: i dNT kNoW Anonymous3: bUt AnDy kNowS iM hoT Anonymous2: omG R u BreAkiNg Up Wid ME?!!! Andrew Quah: yep, i’ll attest to that Anonymous3: aM i haWt AnDy? Anonymous2: :| Anonymous4: oh ok lol so yeah back to ahmed, he is treating me like shit, im thinking of cheating on him Anonymous3: hEhhHEHE Andrew Quah: nikki, baby, it’s not you, it’s me Anonymous3: oH nO lUcY Anonymous3: bUt yOO lOvE hIM Anonymous3: dOnT be StOOpID Anonymous4: stella, remember when he was driving us to that club on saturday, he wanted me to go down on him while driving Anonymous2: DuZ diZ meeN UR a GAY?!!! Anonymous4: i mean i don’t do that to guys ive only known for 5 fkn days Anonymous3: yEs bUT hE oNLY lURvES YOU Anonymous3: AwWH Anonymous3: i Do Anonymous4: hook me up with one of your friends seriously coz i wanna cheat on him Anonymous3: I dO fOR eiGht HoURs Anonymous4: lol i know Anonymous4: trust me i know ;) Anonymous3: :K Anonymous4: andy, are you hot Anonymous4: ? Andrew Quah: oh, most definitely not Anonymous1: i have to go. i have history class. ill speak to u gurls tomrrow! Andrew Quah: i’m as ugly as they come Anonymous4: lol i bet you arent ;) Anonymous4: ({) Anonymous2: aNdy SeZ hEz SmAlL 2!(thumb) Anonymous3: dOnT gO mAnDY Andrew Quah: well, the uni newspaper “honi soit” said i was Anonymous3: ilL mIss YoU Anonymous4: i actually prefer small penises lol Anonymous2: EEzy foR BJs Anonymous1: just make sure u go2 training! Anonymous1: we have to win! Anonymous4: uni newspaper? Anonymous4: what uni do u go to? Andrew Quah: usyd Anonymous4: i started at usyd this year Anonymous4: OMG Anonymous3: iLL brING tHE oRanGEs Anonymous3: toO anD the BaLLS Anonymous1: ? Anonymous3: hEHHEHHE Anonymous3: i dO aRTs Anonymous1: uni? Andrew Quah: i was a candidate for Union board in semester 1 Andrew Quah: the previous year, i was the Con’s candidate for SRC President Anonymous4: i don’t pay much attention to studnet politics i just like partying lol Anonymous3: whATs thAT Andrew Quah: yeah, but my face was on posters. Anonymous4: ah i didnt see Anonymous1: i think katherine sent me the wrong email address. sorry i dont think u r who i thawt u were. Anonymous3: i DiDNt SeE Anonymous3: oHmyGoSH Anonymous3: wErE yOU tHE hAwT asIAN gUY Anonymous4: no but we have to meet up! do u go to main campus? Anonymous3: whOS fAcE mAdE me WeT Anonymous3: :k Anonymous3: KekEKkKE
In a separate window between Anonymous4 and Quah, where the trade took place: Anonymous4: thats one of em Anonymous4: me Anonymous4: if u send me a pic of ur dick ill send u a pic of me in my bra ;) Andrew Quah: tempting Andrew Quah: wow, you’re hot Anonymous4: that was a teaser Anonymous4: not wheres the cock ;) Anonymous4: now* Andrew Quah: fine! Anonymous4: r u gonna do it Anonymous4: do it soon coz i wanna go to sleep soon but i dont wanna leave without a little something ;) ( Andrew Quah: oh alright Anonymous4: yay!!!!!!!!!!! Anonymous4: im waiting! Andrew Quah: hard to take a pic, you know! Anonymous4: ok well hurry :D Anonymous4: SEND!!!!!!!!!!!! Andrew Quah: aiyah, i’m so embarrassed Andrew Quah: look how ugly i am, and my face isn’t even in it :( Anonymous4: thats a nice penis! Anonymous4: but how can i be sure thats urs! Andrew Quah: i just took it! Anonymous4: yeh but why is it like 3 photos Anonymous4: it doesnt look amatuer Andrew Quah: i took a few Anonymous4: well take one of ur face and the bedsheets to prove it Anonymous4: ! Anonymous4: coz i know what the bedsheets look like now Andrew Quah: i so don’t photograph well in a flash Anonymous4: ok well just take a photo of ur bedsheets Anonymous4: or whatever surface u took the photo of ur dick on Andrew Quah: ok Anonymous4: NOW Anonymous4: and then ull get more pics of me ;) Anonymous4: more revealing ones ;) Andrew Quah: ok! Anonymous4: the bedsheets! Anonymous4: take a pic Anonymous4: so i can have proof :D Andrew Quah: it’s my laptop on the bedsheets Anonymous4: yay Anonymous4: ok wait Andrew Quah: niiiice Andrew Quah: oh, wow Anonymous4: :D Anonymous4: lol stella u whore Andrew Quah: i’m at main campus on tuesdays and thursdays Anonymous4: i have a big break on thursday Anonymous4: like from 11-2 lol Anonymous2: OmG, AnDrEw wHat BrAnd Of UnderweAr Do U oWn? Andrew Quah: i’m just hurt that people don’t know who i am :( Anonymous4: don’t take offence i don’t pay attention to student politics and stuff Andrew Quah: that’s alright, i wouldn’t either Anonymous4: i just go to lectures, tutes and the parties Anonymous3: iM a InTerRnatIOnAl StUDeNT Andrew Quah: i live an hour and a half away from uni, so i don’t even do the parties. Anonymous4: hey stella u know brian from snowball, we fucked in carslaw thatn ight lol Anonymous4: thats why you couldnt find me Anonymous3: oHhHhH Anonymous3: hEhEHHE hE wAs a qTepIe Anonymous2: R U iGnOrINg ME AnDrEW?!!! Andrew Quah: of course not baby Anonymous2: :’( Anonymous4: dont tell katie this but he was fingering me on the couch lol Anonymous4: i think ppl were watching Anonymous3: hEY aNDy wAnNa mEet at CarsLAw ToiLETs Andrew Quah: nice conversation here Andrew Quah: which one is carslaw? Anonymous3: i ThINK Susy SaW yoU Andrew Quah: oh yeah, eastern avenue Anonymous4: the one with the student centre Anonymous4: yeah Anonymous3: sHE wAs JEaLOus Anonymous4: carslaw toilets is where everyone goes to fuck lol Anonymous3: ThAT OnE Anonymous4: i fucked like 3 guys there last semester Anonymous4: not at once though lol Anonymous3: i hAvE mY leCturEs iN eaSterN avEnus Anonymous3: i hAveNT fuCked AnyONE Andrew Quah: i’m usually in the seymour centre when i’m at main campus. the practice rooms on level 5 are perfect for fucking. not that i would know. Anonymous3: cEpt BloWjoBS Anonymous2: AnDy, ComE DoN 2 TAFE aT BrOaDwAy, I wAnnA gEt BaK 2GeddEr! Anonymous3: thEyre So hAwT Anonymous4: lol i bet uve fucked in those rooms andy ;) Andrew Quah: i’m a virgin. Anonymous2: We KaN HavE MaKE Up SeX Anonymous4: you are! Anonymous4: OMG Anonymous3: iM a ViRgiN tOO Andrew Quah: of course, i’m an ugly asian student pollie. Anonymous4: nah i love taking guys virginity lol Anonymous4: no but like i LOVE it it makes u feel good being the first Anonymous4: please, have sex with me!! lol Anonymous4: im seriious too Anonymous3: iM aSiaN toOO Andrew Quah: hey, i have high standards Anonymous3: bUT iM hOT/ Andrew Quah: good point Anonymous4: im hot! Anonymous4: nah plz i CRAVE virgins Anonymous4: its like a fetish i have lol Andrew Quah: haha Anonymous3: So yEs. HoW biG iS yOUR peNIS Anonymous2: I’m WiLlInG 2 dO aNyDinG 4 U AnDy! Andrew Quah: i’m an asian, you know i’m not gonna be the most “well equipped” Anonymous3: hOW bIG Anonymous3: i DoNT mIND :) Anonymous4: send us a pic of ur dick!!! Anonymous2: U cAn PuT iT anYwHeRe U wAnt! Anonymous2: YEAH! Anonymous2: SEND! Andrew Quah: no way, who knows where the pic would end up! Anonymous3: nO i WanT to KnoW hoW bIG Anonymous3: sO i CaN gEt ReADY Anonymous3: nO Anonymous3: wE woNT seND Anonymous4: nah andy can we fuck on thursday {PLEASE! Andrew Quah: i once took a photo of somebody, and i found it six months later on somebody’s site Anonymous3: bEcAuse We OnlY haVe SOme peOPLe wE knOW Anonymous3: EvEryBodY haTEs uS Anonymous2: I jUsT ToLd U wHeRe UR diK wUlD eNd UP! Andrew Quah: hell, do you even know what i look like?? Anonymous3: cOS we”RE hAwT Anonymous4: i dont give a shit Anonymous3: nO Anonymous4: ur a virgin Anonymous3: bUT sEnd A PiCtuRe OF yoUR pEniS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee Anonymous4: thats all i need to know lol Andrew Quah: http://www.Andrew Quah.com/myprofile.html- that’s me. Anonymous4: /OMG u look like my ex Anonymous4: !!!!!!!!!! Anonymous4: doesnt he stella Anonymous4: daniel Anonymous4: he looks like daniel! Anonymous3: wAIT Anonymous3: DaNiEl wITh thE bLAcK hAir? Anonymous4: yes! Anonymous4: the one i was with in jan Anonymous3: or DanIEL wiTh tHE nICE lEgs Anonymous3: oHhHHH Anonymous4: black hair Anonymous2: I wAnT U 2 SX mEEe aNdrOO Anonymous4: lol threesome Anonymous4: whats ur name? Anonymous4: the other one not stella or andy Anonymous2: I’m NiKkI! Anonymous4: do u go to usyd too? Anonymous4: hi! Anonymous2: kekeke%hehe% Anonymous4: ({) Anonymous2: I gO 2 TAfE oN BroAdWaY! Anonymous4: ohhh nice Anonymous2: *HuGs* Anonymous3: HEY AnDY Anonymous3: hOW bIG iS iT Andrew Quah: i only know what one of you looks like now Anonymous3: DoNT woRRY Anonymous4: lol i look like stella basically Anonymous3: YoU shOULD be MAn EnoUGh tO TELL me Anonymous4: ppl have mistaken me for her sister lol Anonymous3: oR alL of US Anonymous4: remember when we were on that cruise Andrew Quah: in cm? depends, varies from 12-14cm. would be nice if i had a little more, but hey. Anonymous3: i PromISe i Wont tElL anyONE Anonymous4: and this guy asked us for a 3some Anonymous3: oHMYGOsH Anonymous3: yEs Andrew Quah: a man’s gotta live with what he’s given Anonymous2: HOT! Anonymous4: thats a good size Andrew Quah: and if he don’t like it, he can get a penis enlargement Anonymous3: tHATs GoOD Anonymous3: iM aSIAN Anonymous4: it wouldnt hurt, but its still big enough to give me pleasure Anonymous3: aND smALL iS goOD Anonymous3: dO yOU haVE a PIcTURE Anonymous4: FUCK ME ON THURS ANDY!! Anonymous3: PLEASE Anonymous3: plEASE Anonymous3: pLEASE Anonymous3: PLEASE PLEASE Andrew Quah: of my dick? Andrew Quah: i’d have to take one Anonymous4: this convo’s gettin me pretty wet lol Anonymous4: YEH TAKE A PIC OF UR DICK! Anonymous4: NOW Anonymous4: im wet now lol Anonymous3: CAn YoU dO it noW aNDY Anonymous3: PleASe Andrew Quah: well, i want pics of you three Anonymous2: I wAnT U SoOOO BaD AnDrOO! Anonymous4: wait ill find a pic of me on this comp i thnk i have one Anonymous3: go aND sEnD soME lUCY anD nIKKi Anonymous4: but u have to promise Anonymous4: to send me a pic of ur dick Anonymous4: if i do Andrew Quah: well, maybe i’ll show you in person sometime Anonymous3: nO. ShOW uS a PicTURe Anonymous3: oR wE woNT slEEP :( :(:(:(::(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(: Anonymous3: yOU DoNT wANT thAT do YoU? Andrew Quah: yeah, i’d feel guilty! Anonymous4: im sending him that pic of me in my pjs stella! Anonymous3: PlEAsE tAkE OnE nOW Anonymous3: PleASE Anonymous3: oH thTAs So CutE Andrew Quah: … let me think about it Anonymous3: oK Anonymous3: caN wE sEE yoUR fAcE iN iT tOO. ItS eaSY fOR uS to PleaSURE oURseLVEs thINkiNG oF yOU Andrew Quah: aiyah! Anonymous4: :D Andrew Quah: you’re so not getting one with my face in it! Anonymous4: WHY NOT! Anonymous3: :( Andrew Quah: who knows where you’d post it! Anonymous4: ok well as long as ur dick is in it! Anonymous4: lol were not like that Andrew Quah: see, i AM like that Anonymous4: i only use internet for msn anyway lol Andrew Quah: one of my friends is doing a campaign poster for my undergraduate senate rep campaign Andrew Quah: it’s her friend topless with “Andrew for Senate” written in lipstick Anonymous3: i DoNT gO oN inTerNET cEPT WeBcT aND mSN Anonymous3: nO waY Anonymous4: haha thats nice Anonymous4: did u take the pic yet! Anonymous3: pLEaSE Anonymous3: wE woNT dO anYThiNG Anonymous3: ThinK oF mE Andrew Quah: yeah, i took it. Anonymous3: i WanT tO crY Andrew Quah: i’m not completely hard in this one Anonymous4: SEND SEND SEND Anonymous4: i dont care! lol Anonymous3: pLeaSE sEnd Anonymous2: We JuSt WaNt U Anonymous2: aN UR DiCk! Anonymous3: AnDY? Andrew Quah: oh, fine. Anonymous3: :( Andrew Quah: give me a sec Anonymous4: k Anonymous3: oK Anonymous3: thANkYOU Anonymous3: :) :):) Anonymous3: mwa Anonymous4: OMG OUR MSN ICON kekeke Anonymous3: hEhhEHHE Anonymous3: oNly spciAL pEOpLE sEE it Anonymous3: :K Andrew Quah: okay! Anonymous3: OK Anonymous3: caN you TaKE a PIC of yoUR fACe NOW Anonymous3: PLEaSE Anonymous3: PLEaSE:( Andrew Quah: you’ve seen my face though, i sent you the link Anonymous3: nO Anonymous3: i WaNT to SEe yOU kNOW Anonymous3: nOW* Anonymous3: :( Anonymous3: PLeASE Anonymous3: thIS iS maKInG mE sO hORny Anonymous3: i ThiNK luCY is BuSY Anonymous2: AnDy, R dEr AnY PiCz oF U nEkkID? Andrew Quah: no way! Anonymous3: AnDY Anonymous3: dONT iGnoRE mE :( Anonymous3: pLEaSE Andrew Quah: give me a sec Anonymous3: mY pAnTs aRE doWN Anonymous3: hUrRY i Dnt WanT the GirL nexT dOOR to SeeE me Anonymous3: thE doORs iN thIS cOLLegE doNT haVE loCKs Andrew Quah: haha Anonymous3: pLeASe Anonymous3: ARE YOO DOING DIS Anonymous3: PleASE Anonymous3: :( :(:(:(:(:(: Anonymous3: HuRRY Anonymous3: :( aRE yOU dONE Anonymous3: whEreS luCY aND nIKKi Anonymous3: gURLS? Andrew Quah: i can’t believe i did all that Anonymous2: I’m HeRe!! Anonymous2: OMG Anonymous2: U R NEKKID?!!! Anonymous2: HOT! Anonymous3: aWWH bUT i WaNT tO sEE yOUr CHeST Anonymous3: caN yOU tAkE oNE of YOu lyING oN yOUR bED Anonymous3: PLEaSE Andrew Quah: nope Andrew Quah: i already wiped my camera! Anonymous3: iM lYinG oN mY bED Anonymous3: PlEaSE Anonymous3: PLEaSE Anonymous2: PrEttY PlEaSe! Andrew Quah: i think i’m done :) Anonymous2: U GoT ofF?!! Andrew Quah: no Andrew Quah: i haven’t done that yet Anonymous2: aWwWWWWww Anonymous4: wnak over me now!!! Anonymous4: i get off on the thought of someone cumming over me lolz Anonymous3: AnDY pLEaSE tORK tO mE Andrew Quah: any more?? Anonymous4: more from you = more from me ;) Andrew Quah: temptress Anonymous4: when u take a pic of u COMPLETELY naked ie face and dick in same pic ill send the one of me without panties ;) Andrew Quah: damnit, i just got dressed Anonymous4: well hurry! Anonymous4: and get undressed ;) Andrew Quah: you have any idea how hard it is to take self-portraits like this?? Anonymous4: its is worth it! Anonymous4: r u gonna do it! Andrew Quah: sorry Andrew Quah: it’s too cold :( Anonymous4: andy!!!!!!!! Anonymous4: dont u want a pic of my pussy :D Andrew Quah: i can’t physically take a picture of me face And me dick without somebody else taking a picture Anonymous4: hmm Anonymous4: take a sign then! Anonymous4: right ur name on it Anonymous4: and ur dick in the same pic! Andrew Quah: aiyah, you don’t think those are my dick? Anonymous4: not 100% Anonymous4: its a hot dick Anonymous4: but i need to know its u Anonymous4: its hotter that way Anonymous4: will you do this for me? Andrew Quah: nah, i’m done Anonymous4: but! its for me! Andrew Quah: sorry Anonymous4: but why wont u do it? Andrew Quah: gotta learn to say no to a beautiful woman Andrew Quah: before she takes too much from me!
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