Four Loko
4 Loko is the offspring of a nigger's love for malt liquor and purple drank with a bro's love for energy drinks and cocaine. The drink has gained popularity amongst minorities and party bros and bitches alike due to its ability to make you blackout and mutate your liver for under 3 dollars. The drink also comes in a variety of nauseating flavors, most of which resemble jenkem and are even more potent. This attraction to a drink that both tastes like shit, and makes you feel like shit, attracted a lot of attention when townies began finding shit covered college students on their sofas, or passed out in the street.
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Jonestown v2.0 and the BanHammer.
In October, 2010, after some seriously wicked 4 Loko partying that caused 20 some college bros to black the fuck out, east coast schools delivered a banhammer to the drink on campus. Shortly after many other schools hopped on the banwaggon, and began lecturing their students about malt-liquor energy drinks such as 4 Loko.[1]
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Later that November the FDA and other old farts threatened to ban 4 Loko on the basis that it was unsafe. That same day alcoholics all over the world ran out and began to stock up as if it were prohibition all over again, sales were reported to be up by over 9000 percent. To most 4 Loko drinkers the FDA warning only made the drink seem even more badass and encouraged them to drink. 4 Loko was banned in Washington and Ohio after 18th Nov. 2010; banned in New York after 10th December 2010, Oklahoma after 3rd December 2010. Michigan after 4th December, 2010, and Utah PERIOD.
After the ban, 4 Loko reformulated their drink and took away all the shit which made it great. Original versions of the drink were selling on e-bay for 10 bux a can but the supplies have ran dry, and all that's left now is 4Loko Part 2: Mike's Hard in a Can. Nevar 4get.
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Asking for it
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Only the classiest chicks drink Four Loko
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Your mom is a fan
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The best life choices are made while drunk on Four Loko!
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